Ill start
>Bullied for first 6 years of life because retard kids probably saw it in a disney movie
>2 frieds
>That bullying fucks me up and Im always a loner
>Get friends in middleschool
>Become middle of social group
>Lovelife.jpg
>Highschool
>Fuck up my chances and now isolated
> tfw 3 years of this
That was mine, im intereseted in yours
>got molested by Chad
It's why I can't keep a girlfriend, or at least one reason.
>be chad throughout childhood
>always on sports team
>new gf every month
>finger blasting bitches after school
>high school
>get computer
>become home school
>get fat
>lose friends
>become friends with dork i bullied in middle school
>shows me 4chan
Here we are boys
>>35436606
>Good childhood
>Autist in middle school/early high school
>Tone down the aspie vibe in the middle of high school
>basically try to be normie
>friends start ignoring me bc they're snakes
>only good friend ignores me to try and get with Stacy
>become lonely
>depressed
READY OR NOT HERE I COME
>>35436604
I had five fully impacted wisdom teeth removed. I'm not sure what the big deal everyone makes about it is.
>>35436604
ROUGHER THAN THE REST OF EM
>>35436604
>tfw dentist says I have THREE wisdom teeth in one quadrant of my mouth
This, is my oneitis. Go ahead, say something nice about her.
>>35436584
Her mouth/lips are too small for her face. Looks like Woll Smoth.
She look genuinely happy and at peace with who she is.
>>35436584
she has nice hair
>100mbps internet
>fucking Battlefielf 4 still lags when my normie sister comes home with her bf to watch Netflix
IVE BEEN FUCKING CURSED THIS INLY HAPPENS TO ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw 10mbs internet
>>35436582
>go to router settings (usually http://192.168.1.1 , should say in settings under "default gateway")
>should ask for username and password
>google <router model> default password
>it's usually something like username: admin, password: password
>go to QoS/quality of service
>enable it
Or block her computer's MAC until she starts using her phone.
>tfw 200 down 35 up
>tfw I can finally leave my torrents seeding while playing multiplayer games
Feels good nigga.
I personally am DISGUSTED at the idea of sleeping with a non virgin woman. I can't imagine anything even slightly worse. I myself have never been in an intimate embrace with a woman, and this isn't an issue to me, as I'll eventually find a pure virgin to experience raw dog coital bliss with.
After that though? After my rigid, frankly oddly shaped little bulbous schlong has pierced the one shred of sanctity her body had left and oozed it's sinful pus into her, what value can she possibly have left?
I would literally never sleep with a woman who wasn't a virgin, even if I was the one who took her virginity, and if you don't think that way you're a fucking cuck.
>sinful pus
That is the cringiest shit I've seen in a while.
kys
>>35436698
Just because you love guzzling ejaculate doesn't mean i have to like the salty chlorine milk. Away with you.
you are right OP, but what really can you do about it? no guy likes thinking of their gf's past lovers but it's not really a choice because girls start so much sooner with much older dudes because that is just how sexuality works. You can either start hitting on younger girls or get used to it.
How the fuck do you guys play video games in this day in age? I can't stand these people from pic related. I've been playing video games for 16 years and I can't stand what it has become today. I've watched so many video games conferences and they made me quit video games, because I was embarrassed of being in that same community.
>>35436549
I just play single player games desu. I get too nervous online.
>>35436636
Idk, I just can't see myself playing anymore. The same with capeshit movies (except logan).
I'm not a faggot who lets other people decide what I do and don't like
>random guy joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg the fuck out
>ban him
>talk about autism you experience
Why is this thread returning?
Orig
>>35436522
Yeah, I keep seeing it and I don't know why.
>random guy reposts his thread for attention again
Kill yourself shitface
>>35436629
you first friendo
Origi
I'm about to smoke marijuana for the first time. What am I in for?
>>35436458
>I'm about to smoke marijuana for the first time. What am I in for?
Why? Don't do it. Drugs are a waste of time.
>>35436476
learn to enjoy life
maybe you will stop frequenting this board
First time my head felt like a blimp that was slowly hovering away from my body.
>it's almost 4 AM again
>almost 8:30 over here
almost time for 4th lunch
one of the more interesting/overlooked "school shooters" imo is actually a teacher
shane schumerth
http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2012-04-20/story/shane-no-no-new-details-episcopal-school-shooting
>Bland said Schumerth often showed up late for teacher meetings and apparently did not finish lesson plans in a timely manner. He was described as "an odd person who never quite fit in," and some students even picked on him.
>have cute gf
>fantasize about my objective 9.64/10 coworker who has a chad boyfriend
>i don't even really want her because my gf is so chill and great, mostly just want the satisfaction of landing a stacy and one-upping a chad and ruining a relationship
i want to die haha
>>35436418
maybe you should kill yourself then right buddo?
seems obvious
You don't deserve your gf.
my gf was paranoid i was cheating on her when i was actually tired and about to fall asleep in bed and called me to try and verify and stuff. if this keeps up i cant take it
Why don't we organize an orgy? Pool our neetbux, get a suite in Vegas and just fuck the shit out of each other? You'll get to lose your virginities, meet fellow bots, and maybe...just maybe...fall in love?
How about it?
Well for one I'm not a fag.
>>35436569
We'll invite fembots and pay for hookers.
>>35436408
Some of you guys have social diseases.
>mom find out I'm a kissless virgin
>first thing she does after that revelation is hire a lawyer and writes me out of her will
>says she doesn't want any of her estate to go to a dead end.
people say getting a woman will cost a lot of money but in my case the opposite happened.
>>35436407
The only reasonable course of action is to brutally murder your mother
>>35436407
>kissless virgin
>posts image from a harem manga about monster girls
Please, I can only laugh so much
she knows i fap, mom just came to me a few minutes ago because my back was hurting. she asked me what i was doing i told her looking at porn want to give me a hand job. she said no.
is it wrong to hate women?
Is it wrong to base my sexual orientation off my hatred of women?
Hatred isn't inherently wrong, provided you don't harm the object of your hate.
I do think it's kind of stupid to base your sexual orientation on it though. What, have you convinced yourself you're gay?
>>35436430
>What, have you convinced yourself you're gay?
I am gay, I haven't convinced myself anything
I love cute boys and traps
>>35436450
>Is it wrong to base my sexual orientation off my hatred of women?
Then what do you mean here?
Creep thread anyone?
got this one a few days ago
hehehehehehe that reflection. Looks a little obvious
trains look comfy. wish I didn't live in the midwest where you either need to drive or die. I might lay down in one of those seats even though it would be germy as hell.
>>35436365
>Creep thread anyone?
I used to take pictures of girls bare feet in the lounge at my university
I think girls started noticing though so I stopped doing that
>talking with the lads
>mention how I used to fight my brother all the time as kids
>my one friend says "oh so you can fight then" and starts pushing and telling me to hit him
>I just stand there and taking it, letting him push me around until someone finally starts playing fighting with him
Fuck, I feel kind of emasculated by that experience. Am I doomed to be a pussy?
You have been bumped down the pecking order.
this is when you call him a retard
>>35436348
This is when you let him fuck you in the ass