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What are your worst experiences with guests?
>me, chilling out
>go outside to the wasteland to grab a hot pocket
>don't realise we have guests
>pop in front of them with my pijamas, one of my trouser leg has a giant scratch on it and they have been for three days now
>"oh hello anon! how are you doing?"
>mfw
>"y-you too, heheh!"
>go back, shiver in anxiety as I realised how autistic I was
at this point i just want to end my life
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>>36892648
>hot pockets
are you a mod by any chance?
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>>36892724
I wouldn't moderate this autistic shithole of a board for free, at least.
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>>36892648
>go downstairs to get a Pepsi
>1 am
>I don't think anyone would be down there so I just wear some boxers and nothing else
>I begin my descent down the stairs
>when I get down I realize my Stacy sister has some friends over
>it's a bunch of teenage girls watching some movie in the living room
>they say hi
>I realize that i don't have a shirt on and they can see how much of a skelly I am
>"n-no thanks"
>grab the Pepsi and run
That still gives me anxiety
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Give me your soul wagecuck, and I shall grant you unlimited power over tendies.
Give it to me right now you foolish slave, and you won't get cucked again.
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>>36892597
give me your NEET ass
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>>36892597
This is really getting out of hand.
and I'm high as balls offa my NEET smok
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>>36892597
Fuck you NEETfag
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>16 year old ask if I'm I'm a virgin
>yes
>says that is literally impossible. Shocked but promises not to tell anyone
>goes on to tell all the other young stacys
>now they taunt me with "wan some fuk, anon" "pls be gentle with me mr.anon" "looking pretty sexy today anon. How about you treat me (winky face)
>they were short shorts everyday to make things worse
How do I save myself before it is too late
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>>36892584
how old are you?
I'm 21 year old virgin but I'd NEVER tell anyone. I've created stories in case anyone asks about my exes
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>>36892584
>16 year old stacies talk to him without clenching their mace inside their pocket
>Robot
Pick one.
Out normie.
reeeeee
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>>36892584
Seriously though, you should try to fuck one of those Stacies.
If the age of consent allows it of course. But if they are 16, it is legal almost everywhere, but in the bible belt and commiefornia.
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What's the most attractive hair color on women, bots? I think black hair personally but I'm thinking about this kind of dark red.
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black on really pale girls, brunette is the best in a general sense, black girls are out of the picture for me.
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black on pale girls with blue or green eyes
clean natural blonde is good too
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>>36892632
>>36892681
Yeah that's what I'm thinking. I know it looks good on the really milky-pale skin types, I just wonder if it'd look off on the kind of zombie-pink pale that I have going on.
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Ey yo mad boy it's psych ward time in t minus 12 hours.
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>>36892342
You're a little bitch m8
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>>36892371
Meet me here and say again cunt
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Why are you going? Is it because you're an upper-middle class kid with nothing actually wrong in your life but you just sperg out?
I think I hit the nail on the head.
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Ask a guy that had received his first foot message from my bf anything.
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Fuck you for reminding of tfw no bf
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>>36892368
Sorry, but my bf is the best when giving a foot massage.
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I got a foot massage from a random girl saturday in an uber shit was mint.
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I want to cook a weed cake for my friend's birthday, but I do not know any recipe nor how many should I use in the making? Can any of you help?
Also 420 thread
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self-bump for interest, don't leave my good friend without a happy cake
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I don't have any experience baking with it but I've made cannabutter before. If you're in a legal state it should be pretty easy to substitute the desired amount of commercially made infused butter/oil into your recipe. Look at the mg of THC and figure out your serving sizes. If you're starting from scratch you'll have to weigh the amount of flower and guesstimate the THC content from that.
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>>36893292
I've done cannabutter before, same as cannaoil, but they have always been a shoot in the dark with serving sizes. Do you happen to know how to measure correctly and how much should I use?
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>tfw fell for the "poop in little bags and hide them around the house" meme
>thought I could get away with it because I sealed them up really good so no smell or leaking would attract people
>no one fucking told me that there's some chemical reaction with the shit that releases gas and eventually makes the bag explode
>first one explodes in little sister's closet and ruins all her clothes
>next one explodes behind some books on my father's bookshelf and ruins some rare expensive books
>next one explodes behind some cans in the pantry, and explodes with such force that my mom, who was cooking at the time, got hit by a can that flew into her face and gave her a black eye (and later, a pink eye)
>tfw had to spend almost the whole day going around the house finding all my poop bags like a disgusting easter egg hunt
>tfw some of them were so sensitive they exploded on touch
>tfw still not entirely sure I found them all
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>>36892297
kek you missed the one in your sisters vagoo anon
Check my dubs too faggot
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heart hurts from laughing
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>>36892297
What were you thinking senpai
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have you ever liked a girl? did you try to get her to like you?
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>>36892285
>implying I don't fall in love with anyone who looks at me
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>>36892307
I mean a specific person who caught your interest you actively tried to get
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>>36892285
Yes. I failed.
>pro tip
Never try. In the end you will only suffer
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>tfw failed dominant
>tfw you will never have your cute submissive gf
>tfw she will never say that you're her god or master
>tfw she will never be happy to live in your basement
>tfw you will never taste her blood and tears
>tfw she will never be your pet/slave
>tfw you will never see her smiling when seeing her new collar with her name
>tfw she will never remain loyal/faithfull/caring/sweet after being beaten
>tfw she will never wait behind the door on all fours when you go home
>tfw you will never be literally vital for her
>tfw you will never caress her tongue/cheek/hair while she's on her knees
>tfw she will never eat in her dog bowl
>tfw she will never spend the rest of her life living for you and through you
>tfw she will never be excited being killed by you at the end of her duty
>tfw being on a board full of submissive guys and traps who can't relate and understand what is the true pain
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Tfw no pet/sex slave to abuse
Original
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>>36892493
It isn't only sexual, it's emotionnal too
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>>36892260
okay be mine
don't be a failed one
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Fembots, have you ever fantasised about something like pic related? If so which animal and have you ever considered trying it out for real?
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Dude were you actually expecting a ton of fembots to come and also be into beastiality and willing to share there fantasies. You may get a few larpers but this thread was doomed to fail.
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>>36892250
why is that horse standing over her?
And whats that between them, its too blurry to tell
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>>36892556
you forget that there may be actual autistic people on this board
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Feel so painful inside lads, about to fail school next week and my life is meagre right now I've just fucked it up and my dad isn't helping
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Literally wanted to kms earlier since my life just feels like it's going to be melancholy forever
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>>36892216
are you doing your a levels?
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>>36892306
yeah, sociology history and re
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Is there anything that makes you feel more fucking worthless than being at home in the middle of a weekday?
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>>36892142
Not doing anything at home on a weekday. Go do something.
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No, because I'm a true robot not a failed normie like you. Robots are proud and honorable leeches. Get the fuck off this board, idiot.
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>>36892142
I just get on my computer, open up a codeacademy tab and continue to browse 4chan
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Just spent the last two hours masturbating and drinking chocolate milk.
How has been your day so far?
wagecuckies need not to apply, we already know that you are still on your slave hours.
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>>36892138
Don't forget your daily haircut, neetie
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>cant stop taking pictures of my head
>see little weird misshapen knicks of scalp
>know im balding but will never be able to accept it
Still not a wagie though
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>>36892228
>wagecuck already doing damage control
stay mad cucklet
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*blocks your path*
>heyyy, you're cuter than all the guys in my high school. Why don't you call me one day, I love older guys~
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Turns 360 degrees and walks away
Le original
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>Um ok...
>get number
>go on about my day
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Flash me so i know you're a not a cop.