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Lets say you could magically solve all of your problems. any illnesses or aliments just disappear. You'll always have a moderate source of income. But every full moon you transform into a giant dumb orc/hulk creature and go on a raping spree. Would you do it?
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>giant dumb orc/hulk creature and go on a raping spree
That's a bonus
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seems easy to work around the rape part just notify the local wiccan club and they'll be spread eagle for you at moonrise
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I would fight back, i would resist. I would make my self a sacrifice to my bestiality and and jerk to mdeath.
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School starts tomorrow and holy fuck I don't want to do this again. How do/did you guys handle highschool?
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get out underage cunt
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Just think about the weekend anon. That's all you should think about.
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Underage b& hee hee hauuuuu
You git gud, stop being an fagget and make friends.
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>tell girl Im 5'7
>"well, then you'll have to make up for it in others ways"
LIFE ISN'T FAIR, I DIDN'T CHOSE THIS
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>>39198352
But she was flirting with you, anon ...
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Tell her your penis is 5'7"
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>>39198422
>>39198389
Told her "God added the extra inches somewhere else". I hope she's gonna respond well to it.
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I'm so fucking depressed I was born white and I have to go bald because of it
Black people are literally always happy and they have perfect as fuck hair like its so fucking thick it has like it's own crazy ass texture and it's like rope
If I even tried to have my hair twisted like that half of it would probably fall out just from it being twisted so hard and these fuckers have like invincible hair no matter what they do
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>>39198340
but i wish i had normal hair ._.
its not perfect at all!
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>black hair breaks the most easily of any race
>invincible
What did OP mean by this?
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>>39198437
Yea straight hair is better but if you're dark skin and not a beaner you can just get dreads and it hangs down like normal hair
I'd rather take that than be bald
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Would you mind getting a tarots card reading? All you have to do is to give me 5 randomly generated numbers from 0 to 21, representing the cards you draw, and writing something about yourselves. If you post a nice picture you get a double (you) too.
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I've always found it funny that people see tarot cards as this esoteric ancient thing, when the regular old suits of playing cards existed like 500 years before them.
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>>39198313
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>something about yourselves
Uhh, well there's not much to say. I'm 18, going to college next semester and absolutely hate myself because of me being a sexual and mental fuck up. Oh and lesbians are the absolute best.
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>>39198406
oh, sorry, the last one is 19, not another 9
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This is a /greentext/ from the future
>be me
>be me in 7 days from now
>there will be a LGBT+ Pride Parade in my city
>A lot of people I know are going
>The girl I like is going
>No she's not gay
>Feeling like if I go I'll have a shot with her
>But also feeling so unmotivated and afraid of failure
>Afraid that I will make things weird because I know her friends and they know me
>feelsbadman
>Her fuccboi bf broke up with her sometime ago so she's avaliable
Help me /r9k/ should I give it a shot? Should I just go and try to have a good time? Should I just stay at home playing World of Warcraft?
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even at my low level of redpill I only feel anger looking at this post
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>>39198225
Don't go to pride alone or you will just seem like your gay. If you go with their friend group then that's fine go for it. You don't want to go alone and be like "hey guys weird meeting at you at pride yeah I showed up alone n-no I'm not gay".
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>>39198364
No no, I definately will go with some people
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I want a trap!
>Dream of one day finding a young twinkle who wants to transition
>Convince him to accept being my slave
>For the next years, he will receive hormonal treatment, together with an exercise routine and diet to shape his body
>On top of it, he would get classes on etiquette, house duty, dancing, dress codes, and sex, with additional philosophy and latim classes
>His entire body would be waxed
>At first, masturbation would be allowed, but only to traps being fucked by men, and sissy stuff
>Then, I would lock him in a chastity belt, and allow only anal masturbation
>Then, he would only masturbate at pic of solo men
>At last, closing in the treatment, no masturbation would be allowed at all
>Over the course of years, he would learn to love and obey me as if I'm a God who owns his very being
>At the end of the treatment, the now she would receive a celebration for completing her transition, and would receive collar and a maid suit from me
>Hard fucking immediately after, finally freeing her from months of chastity
>Still, no masturbation would be allowed, she would only get off when I fucked her
>From that day on, she would serve me as an obedient slave, ready to satisfy any need I may have
Is my dream way too wrong?
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>>39198130
you should let her masturbate
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>>39198130
and this is why no one wants you, you fucking creep
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You can't fap on hrt. Seriously. You literally can't get a boner.
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People instinctively sense there's something off about me, especially girls. What gives? I have Aspergers, but I don't tend to sperg out and I can read social signals reasonably. I'm not overweight and have good hygiene. Women don't even respond to me if I ask them something/say hi, men I can talk with without any significant problems, but I never form any deeper connections or get to know them well. What is it that makes me give off this vibe?
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Stop eating grains (specifically wheat), stop masturbating.
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>>39198098
>I have Aspergers
Bruh
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>>39198098
lol this is me except i have a fucked up jaw
inb4 "literally me" normalfag
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Have any robots tried soylent? i get that it doesn't taste great, but it seems like it might be a good way to loose some weight.
i was thinking about replacing breakfast and lunch with soylent and eating something healthy but tasty for dinner.
i could eat chicken breast, veggies and brown rice three meals a day for a month, but to me, that's just as bland as oatmeal flavored powder, so i might as well have something convenient.
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>soy
>flaxseed
enjoy twink mode
huel has no soy but has flaxseed
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>>39198068
i don't care about that. just want to loose the fat around my middle
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I've tried it, and the taste and texture take some getting used to. I didn't like it at first, but it got better after the third bottle or so. My main issue is that it's just not filling enough for me to replace my meals with. You can certainly order a case of 12 and try it out yourself though.
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robots pls help
How do I find a pol-tier bf as ablack girl
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>>39197872
why the milk?
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>>39197872
Post an arm pic with timestamp and I'llthink about it
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>>39197872
post feet for the cause
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Anyone else eating a no carb diet?
>lots of energy
>depression gone
>mental clarify
>only need to sleep 5 hours a day
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>dies at 25
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>>39197479
Glad it's working so well for you, but I tried it and it yielded none of those benefits. My current diet is to eat whatever the fuck I want, then fast, repeat
Apparently I've been NEET for so long now that my mother doesn't want to pay for my food anymore. I told her that's alright. I just eat at family dinners, and sneak some leftovers when I can. I can appreciate having the discipline to simply not eat much.
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I used to and it felt great, can confirm all that you say, but carbs are like coffee or tobacco, once you try them "just this once" you're hooked again for years before you realize. Bad shit.
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reminder that, to women, being skinny/skinnyfat is the equivalent of a woman being fat to a man
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>>39197472
Cool, I'm more screwed than I earlier thought.
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>>39197472
How do I become a large fat man
T.skinnyfat faggit
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>>39197472
You mightbas well bring up dick size too, below 6ft you are a Manley anyone who looks like that pic has no hope and if your penis is under 7 by 6 you are a dicklet.
man, wtf do i say now?
talking to people is hard
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>>39197450
that's pretty cool, kinda want to visit norway sometimes
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>>39197450
make a super cheesy joke or something. Cheese that bitch up
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>>39197450
"Knulle meg fra min jomfru liv"
Easy way to get laid desu.
how can walmart make $1 bread
will I die if I eat this shit
it has to be unhealthy if it's $1 right
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>>39197218
Some of the most healthy food you can eat hardly costs anything. How much something costs has nothing to do with how healthy it is.
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>>39197218
>will I die if I eat this shit
it would be extremely nutritious
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all that alternative value shit that the store makes in-house always tastes horrible.
it all tastes like it's all been sitting open in the same display, so all the flavors have been absorbed exclusively by each thing, it just tastes off.
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who else /jet/ here?
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>tfw avatar
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>>39197100
enfps are know to be huge gaping assholes tho
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How the hell is boomi intp? Hes pretty extroverted