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>>34538179
>It seems that most neurotypical humans like to have coitus for purely recreational purposes, and if conception does occur, they simply kill the fetus and continue on with their hedonistic sexually liberal degenerate lifestyles.
BOJANGLE

>>34538179
its BAZINGER man! haha :'D hi there.

>>34538336
>hi there.
um who said you could talk to me creep

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super duper original post

at this point that seems to be the case

in my case it doesn't matter what I want since I could never have a gf anyways

>>34538118
You got you're shit backwards, son. It's the "alternative" chicks that tend to be the huge sluts.

>>34538111

What animu sadface-chan and is there feminine penis involved?

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>>34538111
>tfw no feminine penis to suck
fuck off OP every boy's penis on this board is MINE

>>34538198
N-no!! You faggot!!

I think with VR and the sex robot revolution, yes.

>>34538038
Yeah, I have no idea how women can compete.
Luckily for them, most men who would be more interested in anime girls are no longer desirable.

>>34538110
as someone with a vive, and access to Waifu Sex Simulator, can confirm i am not pursuing a real GF for the time being.

KHV, to be clear

message her back and ask what she's been up to since highschool

>>34538165
I wish I could. I know she's currently in a relationship with a friend of a friend.

>>34537963
tits, then gtfo ya dumb bish

>>34537963

Why would you want to be in a relationship with the average robot?

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>>34537963
>i think larping looks cool, but theres a lot of actual autists who do that
>i think larping looks cool
do it u will fit right in

Posting so OP doesn't get discouraged too early. I want to see this blow up in his face.

>>34537962

this is the funniest thing I've seen all week

>>34537962
Where are you from?
Oreganonon

Nope. Forever alone.

>>34537918
Yeah, a few. They were nice. I'd do it again.

Online relationships aren't real. LDRs are, but for them to work you need to be able to see each other often enough. I was in a LDR for about a year. We saw each other every 2-3 weeks.

raise her rite then maron

>>34537902
why is she so smug, fellow robots?

>>34537902
just make her your wife if youre so worried then

>>34537892
that "child" looks like a shrinked 35 years old woman

was the child's father your best friend who named you the child's godfather and then died in an accident along with the mother? that's the only acceptable scenario I can think of

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>being a cuck
>trying to defend it
thanks for the laugh faggot. enjoy doing tyrone's work for him

>>34537891
Start filtering 'IMG' and 'tmp'

As for you OP, kill yourself

>>34537891
None because they don't have hobbies either and won't care about yours lol

>>34537891
One
Don't expect to get a gf by just having a hobby tho

>>34537884
oh then i guess you'll never know you're a fuckin faggot, brah

Highschooler detected. Please do your homework, young one.

This is true.

I won the lottery in 2015 and after being the meme joke of the family for nearly 30 years everyone takes me seriously now.

Nothing changed me, only difference is I moved out of my parents house, built a huge house in cash and bought 3 fancy cars in cash and put the rest in the bank.

What's also funny is that daughters of my parents family friends are all of a sudden interested in me and wanting to meet me.

None of them know I won the lottery, I just say "I made the money with online"

>>34537878
I mean, I was home schooled for 1st and 2nd grade if that counts.

i could pretend to be retarded for you.

>>34537878
Is independent study adequate?

Agree what a useless whore she is.

>>34537862
Her tits are fake and her face is ugly

>tfw fapping to her and hotforwords on YouTube back in middle school

I wish I could go back to those simpler times. ;_;

yeah, I saw a nuke hit my district, I was wearing my favorite dark blue fleece and soon after I died
fun experience

I had a dream once where a bunch of orcs chased me off a cliff. Kinda looked like the grand canyon.

>started typing out a post about how I used to have a lot of nightmares when I was younger
>leads to earlier nightmares I remember
>earliest one was me floating in a void just saying "I want to wake up now" over and over again for what felt like hours
>realize the age that I would have been having these dreams
>lines up with a period where I can't remember anything for months starting where when we went a relatives house for the first time
>think I was raped by someone there because I can remember a lot before that, even a little of the drive to their house
>just nothing at their house or afterwards for nearly a year
>all my later nightmares were about being hunted or me waking up in my bed and being attacked by things

I feel uneasy.