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>didn't really understand why they used "Hurt" in the trailer
>trailer seems like your typical "HE'S NOT A HERO ANYMORE LOOK AT HIM" movie
>see movie
>that ending
>that resolution
>THAT FUCKING SINGLE ACTION OF X23
>now understand why they used the song

I hurt myself today...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:05:16 Post No. 35462560 [Report] [View this topic]

What's the deal with wagecucks like this? I mean wageslaves I can understand, at least they know they're getting fucked.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:06:43 Post No.35462596
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>>35462560
humans enjoy crapping on people slightly below them.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:08:29 Post No.35462636
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:08:29 Post No.35462636 [Report]

lol hes such a tool

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:08:42 Post No.35462643
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>>35462560
Americans are the dumbest people on the planet. They're actually proud when they work over 40 hours a week. You constantly hear wageslaves bragging about not taking a vacation in years, going to work sick, etc. They also think unions are evil.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:05:03 Post No. 35462556 [Report] [View this topic]

>having massive cravings for wings all week
>only one spot nearby
>already been there 3 times this week
>afraid of going again tonight and them recognizing me
>considering paying a 9$ postmates fee just to have it delivered
Who else knows this feel? Also who /wingz/ here

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:15:07 Post No.35462746
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>>35462556
This is hell. I go through the same fat binges where I will only crave a certain food item from a particular place. My current obsession is Chikfila spicy chicken sandwich. I went last Saturday and Tuesday. Both times theres this overly uncomfortably nice muslim girl. I feel like shes over nice to overcome the hijab look anyways asking about my day and shit hated it. Went today and guess what same fucking muslim girl
>havent I served you before
>yes.... I was in last weekend
>well hi nice to see you again! Good chicken huh!?
>yes....
REEEEEEEE FUCK YOU MUZZIE BITCH DONT REMEMBER ME JUST LET ME EAT SPICY CHICKEN IN PEACE YOU ARE MAKING ME FEEL SELF CONCIOUS.

to add yes this was the drive thru but this is one of those places that uses human order taker that stand outside instead of the voicebox shit. You gotta ask them for a menu and shit. It's entirely too much interaction. I want drive thru to have the least amount of human interaction.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:21:32 Post No.35462882
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>>35462746
Thats the worst. In n out does that and honestly that stops me from going often. I do not want interaction with my shameful fast food habits.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:31:02 Post No.35463089
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>>35462746
She was making fun of you even muslims treat fatbots like shit

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Hilarious Flashback Moments Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:04:17 Post No. 35462543 [Report] [View this topic]

>1 girl using a washroom
>2nd girl enters, "eek sorry! just need to grab something"
>*rushes out and accidentally turns off the lights while leaving*

1st girl surprise BTFO

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:08:17 Post No.35462632
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Yeah. You like salmon or trout?

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:10:40 Post No.35462674
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>>35462632
thanks for reminding me i need to watch that spaceghost epi

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:03:57 Post No. 35462536 [Report] [View this topic]

Do any of you have children?

It's hard to imagine any of you passing down your genes, much less having sex.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:11:37 Post No.35462691
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>>35462536
I donate regularly to a sperm bank once a month because of my superior genetics.

So I may have several children. Try again, schlomo

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:13:51 Post No.35462730
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>>35462536
Yes, I have a daughter. She's OK.

Despite our robotness some of us are attractive enough to reproduce with the opposite gender.

Maybe would have one or two more of them.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:01:39 Post No. 35462485 [Report] [View this topic]

help me robots. please help me. let me greentext

>drink a lot last night
>this morning i felt horrible all dau
>i drank a lot tonight
>currently feel preetty sauced
>worried that when i wake up im going to feel awful

I'm concerned that I am ALLERGIC to beer/hops and its not just a hangover. How can I measure this? I feel ok right now except for the fact I feel loose and drunk. But all today, I didnt have a "pain" headache, it was more like a feeling of constant annoyance throughout the day, that something in my head was really bothersome, and it was unbearable and there was nothing I could do about it. How do I prevent this? Am I allergic? Are those normal hangover symtpons? I am seriously freaking out. Because again, its not pain, just an "awareness" in my head of an incredibly uncomfortable feeling

PLEASE HELP. oh my god

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:02:33 Post No.35462508
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Also if anyone is curious the picture is an incorrect "bitter coast sounds" installation in morrowing

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:23:01 Post No.35462913
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>>35462485
Have you never drank before?

Just drink a lot of water before going to bed.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:31:36 Post No.35463099
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>>35462485
Call the doctor and ask how to get an allergy test for beer/hops.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:01:22 Post No. 35462481 [Report] [View this topic]

It's the weekend, why aren't you putting your penis in a vagina?

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:02:25 Post No.35462503
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:02:25 Post No.35462503 [Report]

why are vaginas so weird and gross looking desu?

origainio

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:03:44 Post No.35462532
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>>35462503

this
2d is better senpai

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:04:36 Post No.35462550
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:04:36 Post No.35462550 [Report]

Does anyone else get pissed off when they see a big dick?

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a story of betrayal and revenge Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:00:27 Post No. 35462461 [Report] [View this topic]

so this is a long story and takes place over the course of year so keep up with me

>I'm a young pro footballer who plays for the biggest club in my country along side my bff whom I've been friends with for 16+ years
>in 2014 during my second year of college I realized that because of all my absents because of my job I'm failing and they are kicking me out
>later on that very same month, my club sacked their coach and brought a new one who didn't like me at all, he told the team manager to terminate my contract and they did
>this happened after winter transfer window have closed so I was stuck as a free agent without a team for the rest of the season
>losing my education and career I thought this was the worst month of my life, until a couple of day after that I got a message from my sister saying she saw my gf and bff making out in the mall
>I immediately go to his house furious and demanding an explanation
>he doesn't deny it, he says he have been in love with her ever since he met her (I only introduce her to my family and friends including him a couple of months ago)
>he says deep down I know I'm happy for him because "he's my brother" and "because he found the one"
>I told him I was dating her for 2 years of course I was planning to marry her, why couldn't he be happy for "his brother found the one"
>I told him to keep the cheater and I don't want to see either of them in my life ever again, and he doesn't say anything
>I go to my house devastated and cry like a bitch, my mom who got the scoop from sis enter my room crying, my dad is standing near the door and scratching his head
>I lost everything and made my parents cry this was the lowest point of my life

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:02:32 Post No.35462507
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(cont.)
>I go to depression mode and spends days not doing anything but eating yogurt and watching cartoon on tv
>bff start calling, hitting me on fb, twitter, instagram.... but I ignore him and block him
>he shows up to my house but my mom and dad stop him from entering and yell at him (my mom called him satan lol)
>he says he only wants to give me 1 thing and then he will leave
>I say fuck it lets see what he got
>it's the phone number of some girl, he says she's really cute and wants to date me, he thinks i'm so pathetic I can't get a girl without him spoonfeeding me and that this makes things ok between us
>I have always had an infeiorty complex to him (he's better looking, most popular guy in school, better footballer, gets better grades in school, I can't beat him in anything)
>I go to fuck this guy mode
>I call a veteran sports journalist and tell him I have a story for him
>I tell him a fake story about how my ex-bff stole my girlfriend and how I quited my club on my own volition because I don't want to be teammates with this guy, and the the story about my contract being terminated is bs
>journalist publish the story but doesn't use our real names just what club we played for, however fans immedetly figured out who he meant and it becomes a very hot topic for discussion

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(cont.)
>many former teamates thinks this is true too and express solidarity with me
>week 1: fans boos every time bff touches the ball
>week 2: fans carry sign asking him to leave
>week 3: media start bugging the coach, the manager, the club owner about the issue
>week ??: fans and media start demanding bff's father who works in the mayor office to quite his job because he raised a terrible son (kek) and he did (topkek)
>week ???: he loses his spot in the national team

>fast forward to 2015, bff and ex gf got married
>I get 2 offers, 1 from the second biggest team in the country and former team's rival and the other is from a small club that always finishes in the middle of the ranking table
>I choose the the second because if i signed with our rivals the fans will hate me and will think I'm a traitor and will stop hating bff

>fast forward to the end of the season, former club won the league again and we finished in 4th place the highest in our team history
>I played a pretty meh season but the new team fans thinks I'm the real deal and the sole reason we placed so high
>old team fans buy into the hype and are angry the club "let me quit"

>fast forward to 2016
>bff get suspended for 90 days by the football fedration for getting into a fight with a fan
>all the booing finally got to him
>fans goes "SEEEEEEEE?" and club kick him out
>no other club would touch him because of his "problematic nature"

>fast forward to 2017
>old club who got a new coach now offer me a new contract and I sign back with them
>get a standing ovation on my re-debut match
>got a standing ovation for being a salty lying cuck

still not satisfied?
the other day I see ex-bff and his wife
they're both fat, she gained like 40kg

Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:22:44 Post No.35462904
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>>35462461
Lying faggot. No better than you BFF. Given that this story is even true

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 04:58:50 Post No. 35462430 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you robots think I'd be able to get a kissless virgin girlfriend in Russia? I'll be living there for a while. There are a lot of problems I would have to deal with in order to be liked by Russian girls anyway, but I am curious about how hard it actually is to find KV there.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:04:12 Post No.35462541
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>>35462430
You will die fat, young and alone like the rest of us... Sorry.

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>>35462541
I see, I should have known better. But I'm not fat, does that mean I still have a chance?

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>>35462586
A good less than 10%.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 04:58:43 Post No. 35462425 [Report] [View this topic]

>Like girl on discord server
>Someone is out orbiting me
>He's a normie
>If I escalate I'll look like a sperg

1 chance at life
0 chances at love

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:03:08 Post No.35462521
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 05:03:08 Post No.35462521 [Report]

Can I get some sympathy (you)s?

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@35462521
Only if you post convos about your orbiter

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>>35462645
IDK M8, it's a 4chan discord

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 04:57:31 Post No. 35462399 [Report] [View this topic]

Vocaroo thread. Let me hear your voices.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 04:58:12 Post No.35462413
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>>35462399
Aren't you going to start, OP?

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>>35462413
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hUzmdaLCbO

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>>35462399
what do you want us to say op?

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 04:56:04 Post No. 35462370 [Report] [View this topic]

>Anon, I must say, your work performance is amazing, and you've been a great contribution to the company ever since we brought you on. But after doing a thorough background check, we discovered that, on the night of November 3rd 2014, you used the N-word on an internet forum? I'm sorry, Anon. But we're going to have to let you go.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 04:58:23 Post No.35462415
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>>35462370
prove it was me you bald kike

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>>35462370
uh oh, i believe your company sir has been thoroughly BLACKED
and i can help you with that
have you called ur wife sir

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>We were looking through your profile, and we must say, Anon, everything here looks exemplary. You have the perfect credentials to make a positive impact in our company, we are certain of that. We just have one last question - we want to make sure that you would fit into our company culture properly. You have lost your virginity, correct?

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>tfw no submissive gf to control

>ywn have your own personal slave to force to cuddle with you and fuck you and keep in constant contact 24/7

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memememeimimimimiii

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>>35462363
That's disgusting in all honesty

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>>35462390
hi

are you here to apply?

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 04:54:11 Post No. 35462340 [Report] [View this topic]

My oneitis is in a party right now. How much dick is she gonna get tonight? How can I stop myself from feeling like I should just off myself? Or should I just go for it, lads?

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 04:57:47 Post No.35462404
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>>35462340
wanting to kys bc a girl wont notice you is the most beta tier shit

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she's getting DPd while eating out another stacy

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>>35462340
Girls go to parties to get laid, she's probably going to at least blow a guy tonight, probably have sex too.

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