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how to pick up a qt girl with mental issues if im a 5'6 manlet?
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>>37264337
Why do robots ask shit like this? This overly specific shit? Seriously you're fucking retarded. You pick her up same way as you pick up any other girl, why would it be different? Be charismatic and fun to talk to, turn things sexual, fuck her. Same shit "different" girl.
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>>37264400
>beeeeeeeee itself
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>>37264400
Partly true. But trying to pick up mentally ill girls is different. You need to tell her what she wants to hear. Feign interest in whatever she is going on about. Give her the attention she craves.
And don't give her your real name and number. Bail after fucking.
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What happened to your dreams and aspirations Anon
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>>37264247
They never existed.
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>>37264247
they exploded at around age 14 after something happned.
i am an undisecive cunt since then. lost hope.the world is a lie.
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>>37264247
switch spongebob to patrick and that picture is me in a fucking nutshell.
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I lost all my pepes and wojaks anons. help an anon out and post them
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why not just download an imgur album of pepes
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hmmhmph, NO!
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>>37264218
Have this ultra clean Pepe.
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This is my gf, say something nice about her.
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Would DP her with you
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>>37264222
Thank you for the lovely compliment.
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She's fat. Definitely would want to have sex with her. cute face. Im an 18 year old beautiful young man so my opinion counts. Nice catch opeee. Also ratios are bad but everybody has a bad ratio or two.
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Are you all prepared to admit that no matter who we are or why we're here, we're all wasting our lives?
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Waste implies there was ever an objective use for them
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>>37264166
Speak for yourself, anon. After almost 9 years in this shithole I've started self-improving and practicing some amounts of self-discipline.
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>>37264189
>Speak for yourself, anon
>no matter who we are
>why we're here
So after almost 9 years of waste, what made you change? Was it the Redditors who relentlessly come here to fight muh misogyny?
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GF isn't a virgin but I am. We're both 22 now and she had sex with her bf back in highschool but nothing after they broke up and we met in college. We've been friends for years and I've always known but obviously it never really bothered me until we started dating.
Why does this bother me so much? Whenever I think about it I get short with her but I know its not her fault and its just my retarded brain. Do I tell her, would just airing it out make me feel better? If nothing else it would stop her comments of things like "I forgot how tiring it was to give a blowjob". She'll just say things like that, what guy wants to hear that from his gf while she's sucking him.
Don't wanna turn this into a woe is me type deal because she's really great and a I know a lot of us here don't have gfs so I shouldn't complain, just wondering if anyone else is going through this or has an idea to get it out of my head
tl;dr gf isn't a virgin and it bugs me to think about that, wat do?
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I'd say just talk to her, if she's really as cool as you say then she'll understand. Obviously can't change the past but yea she would atleast stop bringing up the old guy I assume
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>>37264120
Cum on her face, that way she's marked as yours
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>>37264245
Done that, she even forgot to get some of it off and we didn't notice until out at brunch later that morning
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>be me
>be black in a black school
>new white kid joins
>gets bullied all the time
>gets called cumskin everyday
>beaten up every other day
>see him crying after school one day
>feel bad for him
>walk up to him and ask if he's okay
>tfw he says "fuck off, nigger"
>tfw I tell him "ok sure, cumskin"
Can Blacks and Whites ever live together peacefully?
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>nigger in white school
Fine, can even be friends with whites
>white at nigger school
Bullied constantly and outnumbered to the point where it is impossible to defend himself
Want to know why he called you a nigger?
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>>37263956
>Can Blacks and Whites ever live together peacefully?
nope
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>>37263956
My blood began to boil after I read this. I really hope we gas you fucks someday, you fucking animal. Don't ever come back here. This is a board only for humans.
Where can I find an asexual gf that will still love me?
Sex seems like too much work.
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>>37263848
Tell me if you find out. So that I can stay as far the fuck away as possible.
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The problem with asexual gfs is they suddenly stop being asexual when they meet Chad
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Just find a grill and marry her
Sex will not be a issue
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Misogyny won't get you a girlfriend.
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I don't want a girlfriend because a lot of women are entitled and only value men for status.
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>>37263843
Oh, Really?
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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It will make me feel better.
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>he didn't invest in bitcoin
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>>37263829
Right be straight with me lads. Is it going to go down but remain higher than it was?
I swear I'm gonna put 15k into it the second it does (won't need this money for a whiel)
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>he thought it was just a meme
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>>37263829
I only buy physical, tangible goods mate.
But seeing as you don't, wanna buy this invisible dragon that I have?
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Getting a new credit card. Dubs decides the pic on it, has to be SFW
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>>37263792
i have a couple of pictures for you op and lets hope one gets dubs kek
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>>37263792
let's go dubs
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>>37263792
he'er's a pci for ay
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How do I be middle class? 2017-05-25 03:19:52 Post No.37263783
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How do I be middle class?
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I eat, drink, dress, act and talk lower class. When i'm in the presence of the middle class they clearly sense me as "other".
But I've always liked classy shit, I read nice books and when I could afford it go to classical concerts, go to art house films. People that are from where I came from think I'm a stuck up pretentious cunt (I can't blame them), and I've heard middle and upwards call me white trash.
I'm going to graduate my masters soon, and need to get that social mobility into gear before my background tears me down with poor dietary, social and spending habits, know what I'm saying?
So what makes the middle class the middle class?
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>>37263783
Who cares, honestly just beeurself. You can't really become it, you're born into it. (you can easily get the eduction/money though). It doesn't matter m8
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>>37263819
Agree. No one likes someone who acts like a fucking ponce anyway
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>>37263783
>I've always liked classy shit
If you think classy shit is classy shit then you are lower class. To middle class people it's just normal shit.
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Would you rather?
>have a loving loyal wife and family, but you're poor as fuck
or
>be a millionaire and single, but you're black
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>>37263767
I'm already single and black wtf do you think I'm going to pick
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>>37263767
I'm poor already so gimme the happy family.
Unless you're talking about Ironman levels of money which means I can go around doing retarded shit around the planet I don't care about the cash.
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Millionaire and single but black
honestly my life will probably stay the same, I'd just be a black NEET and just hire someone to manage my money for me in investments so I don't ever go poor
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>my brother is getting married for the third time on Saturday
>thought it was his first time getting married
>immediate family kept this a secret from me for over a decade
How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this? Apparently, I was never invited to the previous weddings and the marriages didn't last long enough for me to realize it. And now I'm supposed to pretend this is his first wedding like everyone else? The woman he's marrying doesn't even know. The fuck is this shit, guys?
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>>37263714
white trash poor people
is what it is
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>>37263732
We're middle class black people though
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>>37263714
>the woman he's marrying doesn't even know
This marriage is doomed like the rest, don't even bother going.
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Anyone know how to make at least 200 bucks a month?
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>>37263667
Fuck 200 fat chicks for 1 dollar each.
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>>37263691
No one wants me to fuck them though
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>>37263667
Yeah, get a job NEET.