anyone else getting ready for bed?
i look forward to beddy byes all day. when you are just tired enough that eyes automatically stay closed and you can lie there and fantasize for hours about a perfect life. maybe you are a hit novelist giving a televised interview to some hotty that is obviously into you while a crowd of fans adore you. or how about you are teleported into a fantasy world and captured by sexy wood elves, they tie you up and and keep you in a tent but the female guards just find you so irresistible that they can't help but kiss you and grind on you. possiblities are endless.
Do you have a go to fantasy? i often revisit the same one for weeks at a time
>>37739359
I been asleep all day it's8:30pm now im about to start my nocturnal dxm goblin/troll routine.
Praise darkness
What are your worst elementary/ middle school/ high school fuck ups ?
In the 10th grade I noticed that not only did we stop buulying the gay kids, but that they were all pretty popular and well liked. So I spread a rumor saying that I sucked 3 dicks thinking that it would catapult me to popularity and maybe get me my own fag hag that I could maybe fuck one day.
Obviously none of this worked and I instead was ridiculed and mocked more than ever before because of it.
>tenth grade chemistry
>dealing with crytozhonic biobes
>my turn to clean up the lab
>accidentally leave the tray flinner on
>thousands of dollars of biological samples wasted
>get arrested the next day
>>37739288
Had one friend who fell for the boipucci meme, i didnt know and he tried to casually kiss me and then i screamed and ran away
I was caught by a couple of other kids jacking off in the bathroom to a video of another student eating his GFs ass in the fallout shelter
I caught my 14 years old brother watching anime, a particular one called "Rozen Maiden". I had a peek in his hard drive while he was away and I also discovered some other series he had downloaded, namely one called "Another", and some other called "Idol master".
I know the damage anime can cause in young minds, and how these nefarious cartoons have turned so many young kids into homosexuals and trasvestites. Should I be worried? After our dad died in Afghanistan 7 years ago I set myself to be a worthy replacement for him, but sadly the influence the internet has over children is extremely hard to contain.
>>37739266
>ave turned so many young kids into homosexuals and trasvestites
You're posting on 4chan yourself, so you're already a faggot.
and yes I know that this bait pasta, I'm just pointing out how dumb it is.
Forbid anime until he gets a gf.
>>37739430
Fuck off retard. Stop being a braindead normie.
>he went around the whole world
>probably, I fucking dunno, all I have seen about this movie is this one picture
Anyway, why are people so bad at problem solving these days? I have a whore living right next door she was even over here a minute ago asking for duct tape. I don't need to travel around the world to get told bigger is better, I can just shout through the wall.
>>37739264
lol
5/10, try harder
>>37739264
What the fuck are you mumbling about?
>>37739332
Too many people these days don't know how to apply their thinking. I see it all the time. There was just a case here about a taxi driver who got found with a half naked girl in his cab and someone said he must be guilty of rape because there is no other reason for a naked girl to be in his cab. Also she was passed out.
He actually couldn't even imagine a single alternative possibility. But I think it's a problem of motivation. hopefully people aren't actually that dumb.
When did you realize your autism wasn't cute anymore?
Everyone says I'm cute fuck you
>>37739274
its 15 for me
>>37739256
Autism was never cute to start with. It is a path you choose. So either improve yourself to fit in or reject social norms and piss normalfag off.
>1500 word essay
>15 pages of poetry
>due tomorrow
>>37739242
>>1500 word essay
>>15 pages of poetry
>>due tomorrow
ok
>>37739242
fuck you SEAN
>>37739242
The 1500 word essay shouldn't be a problem, but 15 pages of poetry? You're fucked.
>mfw some dweeb tries to talk to me
>>37739234
>mfw some dweeb tries to taIk to me.
>>37739258
Chloe is cute, but she wears the worst fucking clothing that doesn't accentuate her body at all. She has a boywish body, but she's trying to be some drop dead sex goddess.
Quick rundown on this here cutie?
>be neet
>no stress nothing to do everyday wake up and turn on the pc and play wow
>even lazy to watch ANY animes or shows
>>37739232
yeah sure if that was that simple
none amount of delusion will cure your loneliness
What should I study next semester? Last semester I failed all four of my courses and I'm just looking for something that I can pass in that isn't terribly boring. I'm only going to choose maybe 1 or 2 courses this semester though.
>no gf to blow raspberries on my belly
No girl wants you because of your belly
AHHH
REEEEEEEE
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FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK A AAAAAAA HHHHHH RRRRR EEEEEEEEEEEE
TeIl me more, OP
What did you guys think of last season's ending? How will Sportifags ever recover?
>>37739151
He always gets back on his feet. I trust that he will be back to pounding pink pussy in no time.
I fucked up and I can't stop sperging
I've been a prisoner
Trapped in by fear
Ordered for the rest of my life
Condemned in a jail cell
Ain't seen life in years
Escape is the only way out
Restart my life
Or self destruction
To climb this wall
Of dark construction
Holding the quest for freedom
That beckons me
My sanity is all but gone
My patience is growing very weak
I need to get a hold of myself
I stare at the wall
For the right time has come
Escape must occur on this night
Do you think I'm better off watching Alice in wonderland or the force awakens will tripping balls?? This will be at night while I'm coming down
>Huh, I didn't know you worked as a therapist, Anon. Really cool! Though you might want to redesign your business cards. There's a space between the 'E' and the 'R.'
>>37739082
J A W L I N E
>>37739082
Look at that jaw. I wonder how much gravel she can produce in a day.
>>37739082
The child of chad and stacy