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Pic related is on craigslist looking for a dom
Should I go for it/do I have a chance? Everyone is always saying just lower your standards

Also what the fuck, telling me posting from my isp is blocked
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>>36349177
that is a tranny poo in loo

stay clear
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>tfw your thread dies and you wanted some advice
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>>36349177
looks like a good time, I'd hit it if I could

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so are nine kay, would you rather marry a roastie or be alone for the rest of your life?

serious question, since this seems to be a choice many of us will face at some point in our lives.
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> get a scissor
> cut
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>>36349174
I'd rather die a hkv.
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I've been contemplating this for a while now. I'm leaning towards being alone since I'm used to it, but that might get boring after awhile. But then again the girl I once fell in love with becomes a fat, ugly, nagging bitch and well most likely end up with shitty little kids. I'll play it by ear I guess.

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>join voicechat on Discord
>someone says hello
>leave
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>post tomoko
>be broken autistic loser
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>>36349138
>join discord server
>someone types "hello"
>leave
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>join discord
>somebody asks why I'm here
>get nervous and go around the question
>owner gets mad and kicks me
Why don't people like autism on discord?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/IuIIaby/

this is not a circlejerk as i am the sole belligerent of this thread (and no one likes me enough to circlejerk so)
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>>36349122
bitch cunt faggot kill yourself etc
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>>36349146

thanks i don't get this enough
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>tfw ywn circlejerk with cortana

What mental disorders have you been diagnosed with? No self-diagnosed

>high-functioning autism
>panic disorder
>major depressive disorder
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>psychosis
doctors have also told me I might have:
>OCD
>memepression
>social anxiety
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>OCD
>PTSD
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>>36349385
eyy fellow OCD robot. what type of OCD do you have?

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I finally figured out why nothing goes right for me.

Turns out everyone is an actor and I'm the only real person in the world.

This is my story
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you're acting though too
but you're so good at it you ticked yourself!
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>>36348905
L m a o

blackpilled af mate
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>>36348905
Narcisism is not seeing other people as human beings with their own lives, instead only referreing to them as they relate to you.
Narcisism is a coping mechanism in traumatic situations.
Good luck Anon!

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Guys, my gf wants to fuck me in the ass via erp and gay sex is a real turn off for me but I want to please her. I'll choose the post I think is best (trips will override this).
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Sounds hot, normalfag. Just imagine she's describing you and you're describing her and it will be normal.
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let her fuck you in the ass bitch
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>>36348962
>normalfag
>his """"gf""""" is on skype

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Any robots or fembots out here wanting to chat?
/"Meetup"/ thread in general

kik: boozednconfused
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Rip robofuto thread
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bot from oregon, no one's ever from here because it's normieville
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>>36349049
Feelsbadman
Montana fag here
No robots or normalfags here
Its so empty please save me

Is he /our guy/?

>mass shooter literally going apeshit as we speak over some roastie
>wants the attention of his mother
>delusional and self serving
>ugly, overweight, and dresses like an adult autist
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>>36348785
No, he is not.
Having a gf would immediately disqualify him, as would wanting his mothers attention.
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>>36348785
brother its good to see you again
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>>36348912
lelel blm

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take the test and post fav genre

>RPG
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forgot link ayy lmaooooo

https://apps.quanticfoundry.com/lab/gamerprofile/
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>>36348756
You have to link the test you dingdong
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>>36348780
Ugh registration UGH

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Why do young ladies even commit suicide?
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lack of forward thinking present in the gender
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>I'm pretty, have many friends, my parents take care of me but...I'm actually le depressed! xD
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Finally, I get to see the infamous choker girl. So it isn't PPOMO after all.

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Men: I want a girl thats pretty and makes me feel good

Women: I want someone thats genetically bred for perfection and will not compromise unless I can use you to survive until I can get laid with Chad
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>>36348735
If men had those kind of standards too the world's population would shrink to a much smaller pool of highly desirable and fit individuals. And once the robots take over all the work it's not like we'll need lots of people anyway.
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>>36348858
If men followed those standards 99% of them would die virgin because only the top 1% are actually sexually desireable to women
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>>36348735
Well think about how many women you can feisably fuck and impregnate. There's no upper limit and no consequences so long as you can get into their pants.

Women on the other hand have to be very picky because they can only have so many children and each child is a great investment. Women HAVE to select the best genetics because they only have so many shots at creating a baby.

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>need to poop
>mom locked the bathroom after what happened last time
>she has the bathroom key on her at all times
>it's too late to go out and use a public bathroom
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You will never poop alone again!
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>>36348757
What do you mean by that? If I behave mom will let me in the bathroom again.
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Go poop in the living room or something. She'll get the message.

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>neetbux suspended for not leaving the house to go to an appointment
>my mental illness (crippling social anxiety) prevents me from leaving the house

How do I deal with this?
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>>36348694
If it's not agoraphobia or generalized anxiety then how does it prevent you from leaving the house?
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>>36348764
I can't do it. I am shit socially and panic in public situations. Normies just don't understand.
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>>36348694
You done fucked up. Also, do you know how pathetic it is that you couldn't even go to an appointment in order to get literal free money? Your parents must be darn proud

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>How are those grades looking?
>How many exams/papers/final projects left?
>taking any summer classes?
>Job lined-up for the summer?
>Why haven't you dropped out yet?
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>grades are shit
>just gotta write a letter to my governor for a class then finals
>no summer classes
>seasonal park ranger to fulfill a little bit of my dreams
>Family pressure to stay in keeps me here

Fuck me
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>>36348688
>>How are those grades looking?
complete shit
>>How many exams/papers/final projects left?
3 papers left, 1 due tomorrow that I still need to write another page for
>>taking any summer classes?
probably
>>Job lined-up for the summer?
same wagecuck job I have during the year
>>Why haven't you dropped out yet?
my parents pay for housing as long as I stay enrolled
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I'm so fucking apathetic it hurts. Have A's in all four classes right now, but I'm 25 and they're intro courses. I hate every kid on this campus; they make me realize how much of an asshole I was at 18-20.

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