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>>35267302
I wish I could fall unto Marky's sweet embrace.

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Ever since I spent a whole night reading through her most personal tumblr posts when it was public knowledge I couldn't help but feel bad for her. Just a little bit.

I'd love to fall for 4chan camgirls.
Are there any active ones?

>>35267279
cum

asldjkgj

>>35267279
I've been mildly ill for 2 weeks and it's made me irritable. Because of it, I've started thinking I should cut ties with my friends and family, sell my trailer, and move away.
I'd probably just be going to commit suicide away from everyone after getting discouraged that I can't do anything on my own, but even that might be better than hating myself and my family and my life.

>>35267279
Every fucking piece of classical music sounds the fucking same and people expect me to praise and respect these smug fucks while they probably sat on their ass twiddling their dick and eating fine cheese.
Fucking hell.

bosting superior shaft gekidan inu curry work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhx-qWDMGyo

>>35267277
Not yet
But getting closer
I will resist!

can a witch and a wizard ever join forces
or are they fundamentally opposed creatures of polarized magicks

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Get back to work

highly original comment from this job creator

can't believe all the losers in this thread who aren't being economically productive right now
fiscal diligence is at an all time low
embarrassing
you will never raise a nice family without the big bucks
junior will never go to college without the big bucks
you will never retire without the big bucks
if you aren't working hard right now or hitting the books to eventually work hard in the future then you should probably be exterminated

it shouldn't be but it is, normies control everything and you have to please normies to survive let alone prosper

>>35267255
I fucking hate women

origami

>>35267255
>>35267333
Tell me men wouldn't do EXACTLY the same thing if a hot girl was doing this. Humans are all shallow. Yes, even YOU.

>>35268092
>implying
People outside of my attractiveness bracket intimidate me

You'll start off with anxiety and end up having your soul crushed from monotonous duties.

>>35267249
Wanting to quit

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>>35267271
oooo boy i cant fucking wait

who /lmnop/ here?

I did it once, had no effect alone, smoking weed seemed to activate it, I was higher but without the intense paranoia

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>>35267340
I've been taking it to reduce muscle aches and make me calmer. I order some 300mg stuff since the 100mg is a bit weak. Works though, I feel calmer and can still get stuff done.
>>35267274
Why?
>>35267354
Wew

>>35267230
Yeah, I had to normalize my sexuality after I sucked my own dick while watching trap porn, I can give you some tips on how to do it.

Most important thing to do is limit your masturbation. If you only jack off every other day you won't turn to fetish material to get off. Once you've done that look at sites that just have pictures of naked women. It gets you off consistently and feels good afterwards. Here's a few that I frequent.
metarthunter.com
femjoyhunter.com
elitebabes.com
jperotica.com
And this final site has high res full albums but sometimes the hosting for the downloads isn't up.
blya.net

>>35267681
thanks, will try this

i deleted my cp addiction, everytime i was on the mood for jerk off i do it while watching normie porn, when im done i realised that it was equally sastisfactory so there was non reason to risk my ass for 2 minutes of joy

5 months later i decided no to quiet asian cp, after that i decided that i would watch camwhores cp wich i considered to not be a crime because those girls are sluts and nobody is forcing them no matter what age they are

so in the end you may also comeback to your fetishes but with permissions, my adv is that don't look for exceptions or you would slowly go back to square one

you should mix bleach and ammonia and breathe the fumes in

>>35267241
hahahaha my friends mom tried to do that

Just the way i like it. I live for escapism, i don't live to actually live life.

I used to feel that way, and then I thought more about it.

Sure, there are a lot of experiences you can't have through looking at a screen, but there are also a lot that you can't have without a screen. Like the conversation you're having right now with people from different parts of the world

>>35267187
Yeah don't mention it to a normie, you're privileged to have a screen. They think you should suffer and die.

>>35267159
>A hole is a hole.

Ugly guys are better off going gay than fucking fat chicks.

God it must suck to be ugly with no social skills. I don't know how you guys do it.

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>>35267159
I tried, the fat girls rejected me too.

Fucking chubby/slight fat girls is great. Absolute /comfy/

Source: I've fucked a chubby escort a few different times

Then go to a speech therapist. They help with all aspects of speech and communication, not just pronounciation.

>>35267153
This.
Just do it, it may not be too late.

Remember, she liked you until her friends told her she didn't

>>35267085
yes

look, calm down

how many years has it been since this started

>>35267085
I have a midterm in under 2 hours and I haven't looked at the material once

>>35267085
tip: a job like mcd will never call you after you apply. they figure if you really want to work there you'll call them and ask about the application you submitted.

I already when from 200Ib to 150Ib. I can't be fucked anymore though, i just don't care.

>>35267089
>I can't be fucked anymore though, i just don't care.

Please elaborate.

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>>35267072
>tfw I weigh 160
>tfw I am 6'
>tfw I don't need to lose weight
feels grand man

>>35267054
It's not really about the vagoo. It's about the psychological effects; having sex with one guy 500 times leaves a massive impact on her brain, but having sex with 500 men leaves an even worse impact

girl has sex without the intention of getting pregnant by her husband = degenerate whore

>>35267054
>tfw have had sex with one man >500 times
That's pretty gnarly.