>Can't stand to be lonely
>Can't stand to be around other people
>durr bro ya just need to go the gym and get some rad muscles dude.
>Then go to the club and tap all those asses duude.
We are destined to suffer for eternity
No worries bro you will get over your traumas and fear : it's even worse then 2 years ago
>orbit a girl for 6 moths
>decide to say something
>she rejects me
>now all I think about is her having sex with chads and brads
>orbiting a girl
You have no one but yourself to blame. There's absolutely no reason to orbit a girl - being around her for an extended period of time won't make her sexually attracted to you.
Here's a sure way to get that girl.
>get a high salary job
>keep climbing that ladder
>get lots of raises
>buy a house
>find a used up roasty who's ready to settle down
That's you taking the picture
When did the word cuck evolve to include literally everything? It used to just mean letting your partner get fucked by someone else. Now you could pickup a dropped wallet for another man and be a cuck
I work at a nuclear power plant. I had an accident. What do?
>qt friend at school who is shy and likes vidja
>don't know much about her at first but towards the end of school we really started to click
>both total robots, chat to her all the time and play multiplayer PC games
>we start dating
>as time goes on, we learn a lot about each other and the trust between us gets stronger
>start talking more about personal stuff/sexual desires
>she trusts me enough for us to start doing mouth and hand stuff
>start seeing her every weekend for pizza, sex and vidja
>took her virginity, best night of my life.
>be current day
>super kinky catgirl sex all the time
>is loyal and loving and actually wants to move in with me
Man, Dating a trap is awesome.
> see OP's pic of a conventionally feminine anime girl
> knowing /r9k/'s demographics these days, OP is probably a homosexual
> be proven right
How did we reach the point that posting anime girls is probably an indication of homosexuality? If someone had posted the Saale picture in 2009 I would have assumed OP was simply another basement dwelling neckbeard who liked anime girls.
Ballbusting Couple is back! What's up r9k?
We met each other at thirteen and fifteen over a blind (revenge) date. Since then have been together through high school, college, and our lives out of college. ballbusting pretty much every single day throughout! It' our only kink and we practice it within a safe guideline.
I dont get off on female domination so she is never treating me like shit or taking some kind of superior role. I've always wanted to tell a girl that i liked being hit in the balls but had no idea how. The girlfriend before her was into it for her own reasons, but that led to her treating my balls with little regard to my feelings and thoughts. and we got into her becoming very dominating so i dumped her (she later kicked me so hard at school that i fainted on impact) but anyway... I just told my sweet new girlfriend that I had a thing for being hit in the balls. She didnt really understand and thought i was playing a joke on her, so i got them out and had her flick and slap them. then led her to laying beside me and kneeing them. From there i trained her on what i enjoyed and how i wanted it
Military thread, let's see what kind of military grade robots and cyborgs we have.
Navy ET2 in Japan here. My life is a cyclone of sadness
>b-b-butt muh J a p a n
isn't that everyone's dream on this section to be in J a p a n living the J a p a n dream??
>how can anyone be sadd when they literally have an army of J a p a n e s e Pikachus patrols patrolling the streets
Air Force cadet here. Fucking dying and I'm not even really in yet.
I hate the fact that I'll probably never be in the same room as her.
Why the fuck does everything related to uni have to include drinking? Why is there nothing fun to do with other people that is not drinking and sex?
I hate alcohol and don't touch the stuff, so there is nothing for me to do.
I just want to not be alone.
You all need to join the army. It will help you. It will literally make America great again by getting rid of the betaness in society. And at least to get you away from your computer. It's gonna make you better anons. you need a reason to live and to die.
No, we don't. The army has relatively strict standards these days. The average robot is overweight and mentally ill, the army does not need those people holding everyone else back. Put it to you this way, percentage-wise, the army has more people with high school degrees and college degrees than the general population. It's not some dumping down for the dregs of society.
The casualty rate is insanely low, unless you're signing up for front line infantry or the marines the only way you're going to die is if you fall down a ladder or something.
>It will literally make America great again by getting rid of the betaness
...literally, when you get your legs blown off and bleed out in some shithole third-would country.
I want to marry Emma Watson. It's my number one (pipe) dream.
Why is she so damn alluring?
What's the most legal act you've ever done?
god fucking dammit. one isn't enough, no, that'd be too easy. you need three. fuck just fuck
>Too sexually conservative
No such thing. Anything past one (your wife/husband) and you're a fucking whore
Let's have ourselves a good ol' screen thread.
Who else /doesn'twantagf/ here
I'm sick and tired of roasties