>"Come closer to me, slave. Good. Now remove your subligar."
>>37525661
Why does that blonde chick look so much like Ashley Fires?
>>37525661
>"Yes, Domina."
>>37525763
crixus>gannicus>oenomaus>ashur>>>>>>>spartacus
>tfw so lonely you start looking for friends on fucking craigslist
where did it go so wrong
>>37525619
>will not kill you
wtf???
Hello do you want a friend?
Where do you live?
>>37525836
Would you prefer them to kill you?
who wants to see the hot pics of the really hot girls from my school
>>37525554
Only if you go to middle school
fuck off nignog
>>37525554
I hate woman so f'ing much
hey guys whats up u ever tried these snacks ???
No are they any good?
S4S CONTAINMENT BREACH
SEND HELP
they are full of carbs and sugar so i couldn't have them even if i wanted to
>One box of peanut butter crunch
>Three donuts
>Two double cheese burgers
>Large fries
>One box of craft mac and cheese
>Still hungry
How you holding up fatbots?
Delete this thread
>low on gas
>spend 20 bucks on a cheeseburger and fries (where I work food is expensive but I get paid minimum)
>burger wasn't even that good
>now not enough money for gas and short on car insurance
>might lose job
>end up binge eating Chinese food to feel better
>dont
Shoot me OP please.
>>37525159
Don't even get hungry, but I still pig out.
>Cup of coffee and two tablespoons of Metamucil
>Papa John's large w/pepperoni aND mushrooms, order of garlic knots
>one of those fancy 1893 Pepsis
>niece is learning to cook, she makes some healthy chicken and veggies with rice
>have a small bowl of that, only thing i've eaten in front of people all week
>immediately go to local fast food joint after, get BBQ tray
>pork,french fries, hush puppies, slaw, 3 refills of soda
>and of course a waffle cone with two scoops of rocky road ice cream
> ED from type 2 diabetes
I don't think I'm gonna make it.
>>37525159
I'm genuinely curious what makes people come to this point. I understand food addiction, I'm trying to kick an early sugar addiction myself, but how do you spend your last 20 that you need for something like gas? I don't understand how you can ignore such a need.
this is a rose thread. post in it
I hath posted into thy conclave.
Get out of here, orbiter!
It's like I'm on /v/ during 2011 all over again.
What is this shit? Why is it showing up even with adblock on?
>>37525061
Ublock origin you dumb cuck
>>37525111
Still shows up on the front page.
>>37525256
Ever seen the south park episode where the ads get smarter? Well they have.
Post your life progressions
Commiserate with others
>graduate school
You lost everyone there.
No one fucking made it that far.
You should have replaced it with NEET.
>>37525055
>implying that there's a difference between grad school and being a NEET
Do you know how common it is for people to go to grad school because they have no career prospects is?
I am highly skeptical that you were ever an anime character op.
Also let me tell you how all of these will go: they all get worse
Sometimes I feel like a ghost--as if I already died years ago--and that the world around me doesn't actually exist. It's hard to put into words. Does anyone else know this feel? The clouds in the sky look painted on. The trees move as if they're following a script.
it's called derealization, the feeling like you don't exist is depersonalization. I had it in highschool
>>37525012
>>37524980
Yeah, I feel like this rather often.
sort of like the feeling of living with one foot in the grave
you cheated death and you can feel him wising up to the scam
you've got the underworld vision and it's overlaying the corporeal
They want to give me SSRI stuff.
Should I?
No, don't be a drug reliant pussy
Go ask >>>/adv/ They can help you.
>>37524819
https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/cross-check/are-antidepressants-just-placebos-with-side-effects/
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2093239-if-antidepressants-dont-work-well-why-are-they-so-popular/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4197460/Could-antidepressants-damage-brain.html
Please read these first. Don't believe what the pill pushers are trying to sell you at face value. Remember that they make *more* money if you stay sick, because then you'll keep buying their drugs for longer.
>bf invites a known loser from highschool to a party as a joke
>that excuse of a man is now wearing less ridiculous clothes! trying to so hard to fit in
>actually tries to have a conversations with me (ex orbiter finally asked my digits LOL)
>near the end of the night, i ask him "You're a virgin, aren't you?"
>It was so funny, I felt his heart skip a beat but he tried play it cool and was like "Who told you that?"
>We all started laughing, he was utterly pathetic
>One of my friends says "No way dude, you didn't even pull in high school?"
>We could see his facade crashing down and he left shortly after
>Tried to call him on speaker to make fun of him how im in love with him but he didnt pick up
Manlets really need to know their place xD
le funny memes from le funny post from earlier
>>37524840
holy shit le wrong picture for le meme
orogogog
>>37524741
u make me fucking sick
>oh anon, this isn't for you. where is your brother? it's mommy and chad time
absolutely patrician fetish desu. Anywhere I can go besides these threads to find more?
>did you brother just leave? get a towel and clean mommy's face
Your brother come home while you get rejected. Now your mom goes along with her plans but something goes wrong. Your brother see this. What is he going to do now ?
serious question. By the time you are in your 20s, the average normie has had literally 10+ sexual partners, with a distinct minority, having had 30+ sexual partners. If you are 24, and you are literally losing your virginity with someone who lost theirs at 16, and has had as many partners as your age in years, how does this get smoothed over? Do you just not bring it up, and just hope things smooth over? Wouldn't she, ya know, be able to tell, naturally, if you are a virgin?
The harder question, though, if your virginity is brought up, sure there is a chance she will go all
>"ohh smookie snookie, that's so cute, I'll take care of you,"
But I figure there is a higher chance of,
>"Jesus Christ, I just almost hooked up with a literal creep who will probably get too attached, and stalk me for months. How do I get out of this situation?"
pls halp
its urgent I decide by 9pm est
im so nervous, its my first date, and I'm thinking about canceling it cause so scared even though im 24
>>37524649
don't back out, if she agreed to go out with you then she doesn't find you repulsive which means if she finds out you're a virgin she'll probably snicker but may also end up snatching that vcard
Seeking girls (girls) and girls (boys) to join our server.
Others are free to join too but will be thoroughly vetted. Server lore will be uploaded eventually (comprising of 5 years worth of memes).
Roastie haters and misogynists are welcomed and appreciated.
Will post link next post because of this dumb spam filter.
>>37524579
Your server sounds full of teenagers and underagefags.
>>37524579
/KAMHFK
>>37524610
we are all 20+
The anon above you is (or becomes) a girl! What would you do to her?
>>37524564
Nothing because 3D girls are not worth it.
>>37524843
B-buy you cute clothes, pat you. M-maybe you could do something for me in r-return.
>>37524861
grab her by the P U S S P U S S