My friend and his gf came over and we drank a lot and she started to rub my leg a bunch with her foot and touch me on the arm and now I love her because it's the only human contact I've had in a long time. What do?
i feel for you senpai.
but it was probably nothing... sadly she was just drunk, maybe it was accidental touching idk but i doubt she has feelings for you unless she is a mega thot.
and even if you did date her, she is obviously a hoe to be doing that shit with her boyfriend there so you wouldnt want to date anyways
MADMAN GOOK STREAM
HOW CAN WHITE BOYS EVEN COMPETE
finally OC well done op
Question to kids of poor parents.
Do you hate your parent's for being poor?
Do you hate that they didn't put more effort into their life to secure a more comfortable financial status and still bring you into a miserable poor existence growing up?
Do you hate them for not giving a shit about providing a sense of self esteem to their offspring by being low achievement plebs that imprints a stain on their offspring of "being from a poor family" that can never be washed off?
Yes,yes, and yes. I especially hate my dad for being a complete failure fat fuck who's the laziest fucking person I know to date. Hes worked factory jobs his entire life and after decades of work at the same company he still settles for 11 an hour, fucking pathetic trash. I'm so pissed over the fact that I never had ANYONE to lookup to my whole life.
Ideal gf/bf thread but with a stipulation: your post must be a audio file (vocaroo.com) rather than simply text.
Here's some suggestions on what to talk about
>something about yourself (age, interests, living arrangements, NEET status, body type/ethnicity, etc)
>what you're looking for
>what you would like to do with someone
>women would rather date a literal child rapist than you
>robot trying to lose weight
>current weight: 132
>goal weight: 100
fruit popsicle - 40 cals
kale burger - 120 cals
vegan chocolate popsicle - 60 cals
popcorn - 170 cals
>total - 390 cals
I understand why we have so many trannies at this point but do you have to be so obnoxious?
How do escape a NEET life?
Get a job and get the fuck out this board, it's toxic
How long you been NEET for? Not that long then apply for any wagecuck level job since you've not got much option. Keep applying until you hit one thats desparate enough to hire anybody. If 5-10+ years NEET then you might need extra help like from an organization that reintegrates NEETs.
Microsoft's most recent chatbot "Zo." '
i've been trying to get it to say edgy shit but no luck so far.
>throat fucked a decapitated 25lb fish
who needs women?
when this gets boring I'll fuck a deer or something.
you have the right to take and manipulate nature, remember that
nah just get a fishing license depending on state and don't do it in public
it's great and a right
>crying from loneliness
How you guys holding up?
i cried the other week going to the bathroom
>got into a car accident a few years ago
>at rehab place i saw a hot physical therapist aid on the hallway
>had my cellphone out
>was going to ask her out/ number but the nurse told me that i can go to the bar with my friends to get girls
>fast forward to outpatient at the hospital i was at a nurse's mom told me the same thing
>friend stole a bunch of my video games
Haha any fembots tried this out yet? `, ;^)
I can't remember the last time I was angry and yelled at someone
That sort of emotion is not part of my life
Quick Anon! Make a wish!
Wish i could redo high school with what i know now
Start my life over only that mom and dad are together, mom isn't an alcoholic and I don't have assburgers
which pill do you take robots?
Femanons, weird question here, but what would you do if you found a tiny 1 inch tall man on the ground asking to be your boyfriend?
Women hate small men, Giantess is also a shit fetish.
Minigts and Amazons are better.
Hello, anon. Your mother told me you're a little bit sad lately. Well, why don't you come to the church with us? There's nothing more fulfilling than a life committed to serving Jesus. And you know what? I'm sure you can even find a nice girl to be your girlfriend there. Well, what are you waiting for?
yeah nah, all the "catholic" girls have chad bfs that they've been in a relationship with for years, some are batshit crazy and despise men, and the rest are just your average slut but thinks they are better than everyone else (also hops from one chad cock to the next) source: catholic schooling my entire life