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here u go here gf!
*give gf*
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Women are obsolete, we can just cum whenever we want and save money for ourselves.
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>>37251041
go and get one then faggot true robot ascension begins when you realize you couldn't handle a gf even if you tried

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>"hey anon, so glad you could meet us for coffee at this cafe, this is the guy i left you for!"
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you will always be a manlet
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this is not my original beautiful wife
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>>37251036

This is not my original beautiful home!

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I want to start a web comic
I made a pretty good 72 page short story but i feel it would be great as a webcomic. Sadly i draw very bad.
I.t.t Dreams.
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>>37250979
uhhhhhh well that picture looks like a pretty fair drawing so scan it and upload it cunt
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>>37250979
My dude, you're decent at drawing. You should learn about construction and line confidence though, faggot. Your chicken scratch ruined what would've looked like some decent deviantart artist's art would look like.
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>>37251493
I wanted it stylized.
Here is my normal drawing but it still sucks ass

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>Living at home
>Saving up money wage slaving
>Put a little extra aside overtime, enough to get myself something nice
>Buy a very old, very rare authentic occult text, couple thousand dollars cost
>Not into that stuff myself but I think it's interesting and like history
>Got home today to find mom angry
>She ripped and cut up my book to shreds, asking me what the hell it is and why I'm bringing devil books into the house
>Try to at least maybe salvage and collect the remaining shreds but she just takes them all and burns them
>We're not even remotely religious

I'm about done.
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>>37250893
KILL HER OP
KILL THEM ALL
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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>>37250893
You need to calmly walk up to her (record the conversation) and tell her you owe me however much that book costs.
When she refuses take her to court.
That is all.
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>>37250893
what text
orig

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Sissy died 4 years ago today, never hugged her like I should have. Any "hug your sister" greentexts, robots?
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>>37250841
>>37250841
>never hugged her like I should have.
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You gotta hug them sissies while you still can
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Please hug your sissies?

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Does anyone else fantasize about becoming an villain? Like, I sometimes wish I could have a superpower/be super smart and just release all my frustations on other people. I'm too lazy and too pussy for that tho, but I can dream
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>>37250792
If you want a quick way to die, just arch Rusty Venture
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>>37250792
actually, for some reason....

i'm not going to bother
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Yes.

I want to make a deadly virus to wipe out mankind but unfortunately, am brainlet

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>Be chad (/fit/, tall, good dick, money)
>Be beta, soft, caring and loving on the inside
>Have to pretend to be a "couldn't care less about anyone" jerk to get a girl to want to spend more than 1 night with you
>Date oneitis
>Start getting clingy and overly affectionate
>She breaks up with me
>pretend I don't give a shit
>She comes back to me
>Get clingy again
>She grows cold and distant
>pretend not to give a shit about her, imply fucking other girls
>she comes back
>get clingy
>she's getting cold
>Begin the process of not giving a shit..
>right now
>feeling loving and affectionate
>just saw her this morning
>Want to tell her that I love her and I miss her
>remember I'm in dont give a fuck mode


why the fuck did the universe do this fucking bullshit? It's not just her, fucking every girl hates being smothered with my love. I just have so much to give, gushing out of me, goddamn it why do girls find it unattractive to be loved so fucking much?

It doesn't matter if you're fucking Zac Efron, if you obsess with a girl and make her think that she's your world and that you want to spend every waking moment cuddling her, fucking SOMETING in their brain goes off and make sthem unattracted to you. it's fucking bullshit
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>>37250760
Don't worry about women they suck.
Get a hobby.
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>>37250760
I-it's not like I can relate to that other anything, f-fucking Chad.
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>>37250760
Bro you got it all wrong
>be beta , soft , caring
You're just pinging red flags and creeping her out coming on too strong. Drop hints you are a strong grounded man that won't take shit from nobody , but will protect her. It's good and chad to care, it's creepy to obsess . It's ok to be loving but not puppy love. Don't make it seem you fall for every girl

>soft
Now that you might have to touch up. You wanna be tough , rugged, and get your ass beat from life. You could be soft deep down, but make sure she finds out only when she needs too. Don't be too emotional but emotional in a aspect that demands respect.

Fellow Chan that made it

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Okay let's be honest, is a bachelors degree in computer science fulfilling? Almost every poll study will conclude that computer science is in the top 3 of landing the best job salary after college, will a bachelors be enough? I just don't see a masters degree or even less a Phd. Necessary...
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It's a normie degree, everyone who takes it is just in it for the money
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>>37250272
I was cursed with slightly less than perfect eyesight and couldn't become a fighter pilot. So I went for SE/CS/CE. Seems about right, only doing it for the cash.
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I have a college diploma in computer programming and I managed to get a job as a database administrator. My plan was to transfer to a university and get my comp sci degree but I ended up getting so many job offers i didn't think it was necessary.

I wouldn't really call it fulfilling but I'm making $36.50 an hour so yeah basically what >>37250272 said.

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Any other robots here refuse to race mix?
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>>37250008
i fucked an Asian girl for a little am i a race traitor?
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>>37250008
something tells me you don't know what a robot is.
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It's literally inhumane to not racemix. It's like putting your future child into the iraqi battlefield with a watergun. If you think it's hard to get pussy as a robot, try being a whiteboi in future schools where the majority of kids are mixed master race.

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How are your tendies this evening, /r9k/ ?

I got pic related for $7 at the grocery store. The tendies are nice and meaty and the potato wedges & mac n' cheese aren't bad either.
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>>37249981
Please I need dubs now
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>>37249999
Noice

orgeganbfds
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>>37249999
Noice get m8

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>tfw just got called ugly to my face

Damn life just isn't fair when your ugly
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One girl once said I'm handsome, but my 8 year old cousin said I'm ugly
I trust the kid
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>at work
>some girl in my group says to another girl "you like that guy from twilight?"
>"no, I don't like short guys"
>tfw 5'6''
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I remember I was in elementary school and some ugly sperg was calling me fat.

I told him I may be fat but i'm not an ugly nerd and I can fix myself

I remember that blank stare he gave me and never said something mean to anyone again

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What's the best state to live in as a neet?
My mom is talking about moving and she says I can help decide.
>Pic related
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I hear seattle is the most minimum wage-friendly place

>inb4 fuck off we're full
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As a NEET, you'd probably want to target the most affordable cities. Memphis, Birmingham, Indianapolis, Omaha all usually make the list.
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Vermont or rural Upstate New York

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I love you wagies. The world needs mindless slaves like you.
>wake up @ 4am
>shower
>nervous shit
>force feed
>drive to work
>thoughts of swerving into oncoming traffic
>pussy out
>arrive at work
>boss yelling
>slavery
>but hey, "minimum wage!"

>mfw your best option is to drive into oncoming traffic.
>mfw the true intelluctual is a NEET
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I agree, until there's complete integration of AI we need worker bees like pathetic wagies. They work to feed our hobbies! *giggles*
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dont mock wagies. the world needs mindless drones
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>niggers overrun your neighbourhood but you're too poor to move somewhere white

Just NEET things.

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Mommy's milk is healthy and delicious! Make sure to drink lots of mommy's milk every day, okay?
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/health/meet-woman-trying-cure-cancer-breast-milk/
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>>37249893
daily reminder that the jew controlled pharmaceutical industry has been suppressing the natural immune boosting effects of breastmilk for almost a century

breastmilk was prescribed as a longevity aid and curative everywhere from China to England from the classical era until the beginning of the industrial revolution. Most children in 'primitive' societies aren't weaned until 4-5 years old.
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>>37249855
I want to fuck frisk though, not mommygoat

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ls there any way where robots can practice talk skills?

l've been playing vidya with a guy l meet 2 weeks ago and l think l finally made a friend. l have tons of fun when we play and l like him(as a friend, no homo)

He's been asking me to join voice chat for quite some days now, problem is when talking l become super serious and only respond with yes/no/uhm basically 'another person'. ls there any site or anything where you can practice conversation skills? Don't really want to screw things up
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you're playing video games right? assumingly a team game? find out from top players what makes someone a good communicator in voice chat for team play. overwatch, league, etc are all great examples of knowing what to call out and when. just talk about the game. if you're feeling like chatting about non-game stuff just keep it in text format. just lie a bit and say that people want you to keep your voice down in your house / they are sleeping or napping, etc.

pay attention to when the other people are talking. it can be easy to both start talking at the same time on voice chat. just try your best not to over-think it.

talk about the game
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this is sort of like what I've been doing recently, playing Mechwarrior Online

solo queuing with a bunch of randoms lends them to be disorganised, and because it's always slow I can just call out in spectator or boss people around and call them retards then justify myself when they argue back
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>>37250063
not that this is a great way to behave, but I don't normally talk to anyone, so it was an affect and an experience


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