It's a sunny day here in London and I decided to go out to the park, since I knew there were going to be a bunch of people there.
Surrounding me where a bunch of normie chads and stacies. I walked around my area for at least an hour looking for an approachable girl but to no avail. Now looking back I saw a couple people I could of approached but was just too beta to do it. One was a girl but she wore an hijab and thought to myself "Nah, she would never accept me".
I'm gonna try again tomorrow and see if I won't be as beta and actually see more opportunities.
This is a continuation of a 404'd thread where I asked people if I look normie enough and everyone was like yeah and I decided to do the "be yourself" meme.
I'm doing this for myself and kinda for /r9k/.
Let's say you see someone sitting by herself on a park bench, what are you planning to say?
>>36090857
Aye yo gurl pop dat joocie assssss
>>36090857
I'll go up to her and say hi. That was the plan then try to see how the conversation flows.
>tfw waggies bathe you
this needs a pepe version
>mfw fattie is real-life pepe
>mfw i have no face
>tfw daddy asks for a slice
>>36090818
Why does he look so fucking excited?
Show your emotional state in one image.
Pic related.
Very unoriginal.
(my emotional state)
>embarrassed, dreams smashed by reality, exhausted, and ugly
>>36090776
Uhh, you know what that tattoo on her ankle means right?
yes but they are usually dumb and ugly
>>36090803
fucking this
dumb roasties are worthless iregardless of their political beliefs
NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36090803
This.
Natsoc girl, has a tattoo that signifies liking of cock of a particular sort, a darker sort.
In short, ace of spades on the ankle: bbc lover.
Why does the man always date up in comedies?
That's the exact opposite of how things work in real life.
>>36090771
Man getting a women better then him is funny to normie's .
>>36090771
Some guys date way up
>>36090771
Men who don't suck as hard as you do date up all the time
Also tfw no trans oneitis edition
first for OKClad's autistic qt
you boys really need to stop obsessing over this, just let him be happy
>>36090766
didn't include
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929
u tard
>>36090769
>fat greasy hair
>qt
lad..
>tfw you pretend and joke about being a pedo so long you start to actually become a pedo
Uh oh what do I do?
>>36090738
this actually happened to me with gay shit. now I'm so confused that I can't get hard to porn, at all.
>>36090738
>>tfw you pretend and joke about being a pedo
LOLZ
>>36090738
Easy, now become a pedo
I am a counselor for teenagers in the UK in a school.
This is going to seem like a weird thread. I have not been on this board in a long time.
While this board is full of jokes and memes and all of that sort of thing, we all know that some genuinely fucked up people are here.
In what is probably a naive move, I am happy to take time to talk to anyone or even just let this thread exist for people to drop their problems.
Call me a faggot if you like, but either way, it's here now. Pic unrelated.
>>36090686
I have never felt a connection to anyone in my life. I just want someone to love. My psychologist can't help me with this, you can't help me with this, no one can help me with this. Only she can, she being someone I haven't met and will likely never meet.
i have to initiative everything and no one gives a shit about me unless i make it happen
ive never not just been a friend out of convenience of circumstance which just led on
if i stop contacting people, they will never contact me
how fix
>>36090686
>This is going to seem like a weird thread.
actually it's normie advice thread number 113000.
Let's have a good old high school nostalgia thread.
>What acts of autism did you /see others commit?
>fond memories
>tard stories
>that kid stories
Go fellow robots
We once had a guy who started a nazi party at school
The best thing is he even got about 10 followers, then got expelled.
There was a girl I really really liked because she was the only female to treat me like a human. Anyway, I confessed to her by handing her a piece of paper with 100 hearts drawn on it. She sent it back to me and said "ew, no". I think about it from time to time and it always makes me wanna eat a gun.
>>36090907
>that kid that took a huge confederate flag and waved it over the main hall of the school during passing period all while shouting "the south will rise again"
>used to be an obese NEET with heavy social anxiety a mere year ago
>now I'm fit, have no social anxiety and have two gfs
Who else /changed/ here?
I don't know what motivated me to change, I just... did. One day I woke up and my mind was different.
>>36090664
Teach me your ways.
I really need a gf I am a socially anxious 23 KHV.
>>36090664
was
>NEET, depressed with bad anxiety, obese, virgin
now I'm
>decent job but with long hours, depressed with light anxiety, fit, virgin
getting better
>>36090664
>27 obese NEET
Studying again and quit drinking so losing weight and getting /fit/.
>tfw drinking like there is no tomorrow
but there is a tomorrow
>>36090635
>not drinking like there is a tomorrow
>not drinking like there's yet another tomorrow after that
>not drinking like it never fucking ends and you're stuck here forever
>>36090635
Starting my friday drinking session.
Drinking feels so fucking good, i feel so good, like i'm a different man, have dream, plan, can even socialize.
Life sober is incredibly dull and pathetic. Just work and sleep.
Hi r9k
say something nice about my oneitis
>>36090434
she's ugly and BLACKED
>>36090441
Delet this
orengalo
She looks so nice anon! I bet she loves it when you kiss her thighs before you eat her out.
>stranger hands you one dollar
what do?
>>36090429
I'm assuming that note with a red stamp is valuable
>>36090429
Assume its some crazy serial killer trying to mark me in someway or kill me with some kind of poison and not even touch it or him/her, possibly run away if needed.
Take the note and tell him "Thanks Man" and continue walking
Is this ass too flabby?
>>36090405
idk I like when it's tight asf familia
Shit gives me low blood pressure cuz muh dick
>>36090405
yeah.
I don't like how her legs jiggle as much as her ass
>>36090405
sweet lord have mercy
ITT post pictures of objectively ugly girls
>>36090265
This girl will have no problems finding a bf,
give these same traits to a male however and he's incel for life
Post em everyone I want to see my new crush.
>>36090265
Disgustinn