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OR WHAT!?
orangino
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>>36287297
okay here you go that'll be 199.99 plus tip
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close your eyes and I can be your gf
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>>36287338
>>36287334
>>36287329
FUCKING FAGGOTS GET OFF OF MY THREAD, THIS IS MY THREAD FOR DEMANDING QT GF

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>18yo
>5'5
THERES HOPE I KNOW HAHAHA

MOM SAID I CAN GET A FEW INCHES XD
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>>36287251
It's over Anon, it's over.
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>>36287251
stop giving a shit about women and embrace the waifu lifestyle
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>18 years old
>5'11 tall

So close, but yet so far

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How can someone neet them selfs in a foreign country (preferably somewhere in the South Pacific) that they hold no citizen ship in?
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Nothing about this sounds appealing at all. It's like your not even trying
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>>36287207
>how do I live in paradise for free
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> eat sand
> find shelter under a bridge
> beg for money
Sounds like paradise me lad!

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>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.

>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.

I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless!

Cont of >>36239291
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>>36287201
>When you're Jewish and there is no heaven and hell but your religion has experienced hell so there's no need to think of anything shittier.
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>>36287201
Thanks bud, I'm already a Christian.
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oOOOOOOOHHHHH MUHHHH LAAAWRDDDD JEYYYZAAAAAAZZZ

>tfw you will never join the navy and find a navy bf who does gay shit with you in front of the other navy sailor people
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?

literally just join the navy and you'll have your gay fantasy fulfilled at the cost of being a fag in the navy of course
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Who or what are you quoting?
>Nothing in his sentence sounds appealing
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>>36287165
Yvan eht nioj

Original

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>"Hey sleepy head, do you plan on getting out of bed any time today? Well if you are I'm making some breakfast for us both, it'll be ready soon. Have you seen the weather? It couldn't have stopped raining since we got in last night. But if you feel like taking a walk with me I'd really like that. I always like taking a walk in the rain every now and then. It's sort of refreshing, you know?"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-I5Xr88vhs ]
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how is walking not the most autismal hobby ahaha don't walk too fast or you might get overstimulated
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>tfw no tired, sleepy gf
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>>36287136
You can only truly value a thing after having lost it. That is the final level of appreciation, deprivation

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>sunny day
>want to go outside because I don't wanna get any more lazy than I already am
>mountain right next to my house so decide to go hiking
>walk 50 meters because I have to take a break
>absolutely exhausted
>make it about 200 meters on the trail before I have to sit down and catch my breath
>go back down
>come home and feels like I'm having a stroke and have to throw up
>remove all clothing and lay in bed to rest for 30 minutes while sweating like a pig

What's wrong with me? I'm not even fat
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>>36287009
That's good anon, keep it up and you'll walk further and further every day
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You need to build endurance.Try C25K.
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>>36287009
dude your END(URANCE) skill is way too low to be trying to pull shit off like that,
You're underleveled, and probably not just in END. How healthy is your character? How often do they go on walks? What type of diet do they have? You gotta consider all thee things first.

You almost killed off your own character dude, jesus be careful next time. It isn't easy to make a new one./

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>post pics of girafems
>preferred height?
>how short are you willing to go?
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>>36286981
>preferred height?
Around 5'
>how short are you willing to go?
4'10"
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I am 189 cm and prefer just slightly under my height
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>post pics of girafems
Karlie Kloss - 6'2
>preferred height
5'9 and above
>how short are you wlling to go?
5'7 - as short as I am

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Come on and post them! :)

>tfw just masturbated in the sauna

Ahhhhh
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What is feels on wheels
Post moar grimies
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>>36286918
Man I wish I was Finish as well.
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>>36286987
She really is /ourgirl. She is the definition of perfect. I am in love with you Grimes.

No foreign sillyness please
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First for Hot Cross buns
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Mannyong
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Third for greetings from poland

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>started browsing 4chan in 2005 at 28
>now 39 years old and married with 2 kids

Where has all the time gone... I feel like my life is already over. I've lived my prime and it wasn't even that prime. My wife is getting fat, I hate my fucking job, and my kids and the only thing keeping me going in life. I wish I could just fucking kill myself, but obviously I can't because I planted my seed like a stupid cunt and now I have literal children who rely on me.

Listen robots, enjoy your youth while you've got it... I don't care how lonely or depressed you are, it's only going to get worse when you get older. You guys at least have a chance, however small it may be.

Never get married either. Having kids is alright and it gives you purpose, but you generally need to be married to be a halfway decent parent.

I just hope you guys try and enjoy your teens and 20s, hell even your early 30s. You don't need a significant other to make life worth living, just get a dog or something. I'm going to go make breakfast and watch my son play the new zelda game. Good luck guys, I hope you all find something to make you a little happy.
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>>36286834
46 , never married , no kids.

Feeling great about it right now
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>>36286834
>>36286891
thank you wise anons. Starting next week I will enjoy life
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>>36286891
>46
>On 4chan
>Likely a huge manchild based on your first sentence

Where did your life go so wrong?

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do women actually have sex drives ?

serious question.
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No, they just fuck men to piss off /r9k/ posters
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>>36286814
no they don't even have dicks
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Yes but in my case i dont go from 0 to 100, it takes me a while to get horny unless im in THOSE awful days. Thats why is so stupid when guys start sex chatting just by saying "I RAM MAH DICK IN YOU BITCH" outta nowhere, goddamn fucking idiots.

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>tfw was just been unbanned after I was banned from all boards for 1 week for innocently shitposting on /his/

D-Don't post /pol/ with dates on /his/ g-guys. The mods there are truly b-brutal ;_;
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The same thing happened to me because of /his/, minus the /pol/ stuff
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>>36286782
Meanwhile on here /r9k/ is for """originality""" and """greenext""". The mods here are shit and can't do anything.
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>>36286782
just reset your router if you aren't american

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>people that I went to school with are now parents
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>my childhood friend/first crush has kids with my school bully

JUST
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>when you met up with some, they turn out to not have become one bit less degenerate and vapid compared to school.
It raises questions you just do not want to think about desu
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>someone from old HS is married and driving around the states
>not sure if they forgot to stop by to visit me

could we make a robot trip around the states?

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Yinggan, zhongwen ban

Ni men hao ma?
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>>36286742
What does the "men" here signify?

I know "Ni hao ma" means "how are you".

But I've also been told "Zuijin hao ma" means "how are you".

But then I've also been told real Chinese use neither and would use "have you eaten" instead.
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Chou chou de xiaobian pai xiaobian shi
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>>36286817
men is actually used for plurals like ni men is you in the plural sense ot ta men is they.

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