Hey /r9k/, how do I gena cute muslim gf?
Thanks
>>37361827
the game is rigged lulz no point in trying
1. Be Muslim.
2. Be attractive.
>>37361871
I'm pretty sure american muslim girls are trying their best to get away from muslim guys
>got a new wallet from my dad a week ago
>didn't even know it was a 500$+ Luis vuitton wallet.
>only came to this discovery after buying me some Ale from the grocery market when the cashiers eye's lit up like the money hungry roastie she was.
so, at least I am carrying around something affordable which is nice, but I would much rather sell it for some new computer parts.
>$500 wallet
What the hell? Why? I still have my old fades $20 Fossil wallet and it works as well as every other wallet
>>37361846
Man I have no clue, but it seems to be a slut magnet.
>>37361846
Does your $20 wallet catch the attention of money-hungry roasties? The reason it's expensive is because it's got the Luis Vuitton logo on it. You use it to signal that you're rich and can afford to spend 500 dollars on a wallet. You can do way more with it than just hold money.
>my '91 Corolla gets me from A to B as well as a BMW X6M
>my $5 comic store Batman watch tells time as well as a Rolex
>my new balance shoes work as well as a new pair of Bostonians
>tfw all my insecurities and depression have completely consumed me and have devoured what few decent traits I had.
Someone help.
>>37361635
>atleast you have your life anon
>>37361677
I haven't enjoyed it, I'm still waiting to see what's so great about life.
>>37361635
Well, you're not alone senpai. Do you still have friends tough?
>get student of the month award for being quiet loser that does work
>literally being FORCED to go on this stupid youtube show
>cant say no, its a requirement
>already tried to get out of it
i have severe anxiety about this what should i do to prepare
here's one of the previous student of the month episodes;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kVXHWjuPno
Come back when you are 18 son.
>>37361643
i am 18 and that's daughter to u
>>37361643
Edgy speargun
>tfw no black qt gf
why even live
>>37361398
get off my board nigglet
sage
>>37361624
what do you mean? She's a cutie!
>>37361398
Time for the monthly reposting of this bitch
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Instagram.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? Pathetic. I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all fucking faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>37361294
>banging hot girlfriend
no john this was not a banging hot girlfriend
Feminist hate thread
Yeah, you definitely look like you got the brains.
I'll start
I cut the skin of my feet and use a lighter to cook it. After that I just eat it or play around with it.
>>37361260
I like to let my toenails grow for a few weeks, rip the ends off with my fingers and then play with them or put them in my mouth
>>37361260
I tap in pyramidal patterns. For instance:
* * *
* *
*
Snaps, taps, whatever, have to follow this pattern.
Also every time I drive away from my house I think I left the garage door open, turn around an drive back, and never once have actually left it open.
>>37361260
how does it taste like???
please tell us
>its nearly been a full year since I had sex
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A SLUT HOME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37361069
It's not hard at all. How old are you? Are you cute?
>>37361069
How did you get laid in the first place? Tell me the fluke that allowed such a beta to lose it
>>37361096
22
>>37361098
I used to have a gf
>"What are you guys doing here anyways? What a bunch of losers"
>"Me? I just post literally on every thread 12 hours a day just to prove you are wrong"
>"So what if she has had 5 kids with different men. You are just a bunch of virgins, loser"
>>37361061
>implying I care what you think of me
This is literally beyond pathetic loser. You seem to be dealing with anger issues or something. Maybe you need a quiet space. Who're you quoting by the way? Ugh.
>>37361125
STOP THE BESMIRCHING!
>>37361136
What're you even talking about? Oh wait literally nothing. I'll stay here and do what I want. As if.
You're a nice guy anon. Why haven't you asked me out yet?
I don't think you're that interesting.
>>37360619
Because you ride the cock carousel.
>>37360619
why don't you ask me out you dumb bitch?
>just stand up for yourself bro
>stand up for myself
>get ass beat in front of everyone
And the now the women with savior complex or maternal instincts want to fuck you.
>>37360616
Learn to fight or get strong
Those are the best options
>>37360755
Why do you have to fucking fight just to socialize
Personal Finance thread
It's nice to see what /biz/ could be like without crypto memes and pump and dump scams. Post income, plans for the future, and questions about money
>>37360519
Should I by stocks in CNN or Fox news
Don't have friends. Don't have a gf. Don't have a social life. This will save you lots of money.
I have 5k eth so im doing ok
If you truely want to die but are too afraid to hang yourself or shoot yourself out of pain and possible failure is it worth it to do something to get the death penalty so no fags will try to revive you like if you shot yourself
personally I think if you wanna die you should just do it and make sure you know what your doing so you don't fuck it up. But don't take other innocent people with you that's fucked
>>37360549
i wouldnt kill anyone ever and its just a question
but doesnt it enrage you that if you shot yourself doctors wpuld try to make you live even if someone had to wash you and feed you and you still have to foot the bill
fuck fags jshshsjjsjshsjahahnsj
>tfw no chubby gf to make feel loved
>>37360302
stop making me feel that feel op
>>37360302
Have you ever been spooned by a chubby girl? Nigga, you don't know comfy.
>>37360302
> mfw I see faggots like you here.
You faggots have no excuse any more, the age of manlets is upon us and there is fresh, wet pussy waiting for you right now
>>37360227
Well being 5"9 is taller than being 6"2 by about 6 inches so it makes sense
>ALL THE UNCONTESTED MALE ATTENTION!!!
Keke this is just the dad bod phase
>girl takes forever to text you back
>start ignoring her
>she starts acting like she likes you
What do they mean by this?