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If your boyfriend uses sex/nude mods for videogames, you best break up with him.
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I find porn to be disgusting but really, how is this different than if your "boyfriend" looks at porn to begin with?
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>>35344067
My gf watches porn and so do I, if you have a good relationship what does it matter?
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the jap who runs this site should IP ban anyone who says "my bf" or "my gf" on /r9k/

Get the fuck out

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>going down on my dose of Pristiq
>mfw something even mildly irritating happens

How long does this last? I don't want to murder someone in a ft of rage
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>>35344054
>he fell for the anti depressant Jew
sad
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>>35344102
it was that or kill myself desu senpai
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>>35344142
it's sad that the modern world reduces people to such states

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>you wanted to have sex with a woman so bad, you actually let me tie you up like this, wittle robot?
How do you respond?
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Could you take it, /r9k/?
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Unless you're into this kind of femdom...
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>>35344047
I don't like really long nails, but that feels amazing, if a woman actually knows how to touch a dick. Most don't, and most guys are jackhammering closeted bros, though.

ITT your lowest moment

>accused my parents of slut shaming me when they found out I was a cam whore and tried to talk some sense into me
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>>35344042
this is too obvious why are you even trying don't you have better things to do with your life
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>>35344042
Oh look, another female on 4chan trying to make a thread to get attention.

Look how "she" casually drops the fact that shes a camwhore.

Not suspicious at all
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>>35344042
Anon, tell me this story is made up. I refuse to believe anyone is that much of a sperglord.

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How do I stop obsessing about traps all day?
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there's no fucking way that's real
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>>35344304
Look at the two presenting and ask yourself that question again.
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>>35344041
Shock therapy :^)
Jdjdbdbdje

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Hey guys, so last friday I had sex with two girls at the same time.

Am I still allowed to post here?
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>>35344021
are you under 18?
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>>35344115
is it 2013?
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>>35344167
yo mod ban this fuck

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Post small internal struggles that just make things *that* much more difficult for you in everyday life.

I always try too hard to be an expert. Not like I say things without knowing what I'm saying, it's the exact opposite. Whenever I form an opinion on something important (politics, for example), I always spend a lot of time studying, verifying, challenging my opinion, etc. And it's not like I finish researching and form my final opinion. No. I continuously do this over and over and over again. This eventually makes me feel as if I may not be right about my beliefs. I fear that I will have to explain myself to people who I've told an opinion that I've since changed. I feel as if I am publicly challenged on my opinion that I may not be able to defend said belief, even if my belief is correct. I'm too paranoid that maybe I'm wrong about the basic fundamentals of some of my strongest opinions.

Completely autistic, I know, but it's true if I'm fully honest. It strains my mind daily.
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I mean, at least you look at other views and actually study what's going on in the world rather than blindly following what other people have said.
Good job anon-kun!
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>>35343987
Flashbacks of the times I was out of my mind. Physically cringe until the episode passes
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>>35343987
I sort of do that. The difference is that I don't care enough to do the research so I just don't have opinions on most things. If someone asks I'll say something like "Well I'm inclined to think [x] but I don't really know enough about it to defend my opinion."

>ywn have two mommy gfs
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>>35343980
gee, bill
why does your mom let you have TWO moms
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>>35344063
I AM ANON, MOST DELUDED OF ROBOTS
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>>35343980
entire thread saved for voteups; thanks

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Tfw no gf because head too big and penis too small
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I don't have a girlfriend because my penis head is too small and the shaft is too short and thin.
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>>35343924
I don't have a girlfriend because I'm a piece of shit that doesn't deserve one
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>>35343924
>penis too small
How small?

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>ask oneitis out
>she said "yeah, I'll go"
>she then asked "will you pick me up?"
>said "I don't have a license."
>she laughed at me and said "Anon, you're 20. What are you a loser?"
>walked away and went home crying
>haven't talked to her since that day
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shit test failed hard
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Anon you did nothing wrong, in fact you are a hero for getting that far with a grill
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>>35343929
T-thanks, it just fucked me up since we were friends since middle school.

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I wish I was a cute lesbian
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Michiru was the best girl
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>>35343878
>cute
>lesbian
pick one faggot
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>>35343984
This, attractive girls aren't lesbians

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>have cute gf
>have a great job with great prospects for upward mobility
>making 50k with no college, like 60k by this time next year
>own my car, have $0 of debt
>have never been more depressed than I am right now

is there even a point to being alive? i have a myriad of diagnosed personality disorders, including anti-social, borderline, narcissistic, and avoidant along with ADHD

should I just end it?
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Are you saving money or just squandering it?
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dogs > gf
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>>35343858
been blowing it on whatever I want but now I actively struggle to find things that I even want, so I save it by default

>>35343898
wouldn't want a dog to have to put up with my mood swings

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Post comfy yet sad-sounding music (similar to this):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkN3JtoDKwk&list=PLwHpdyuKQzD2fuouKSm10-KdS0ID5lcTc&index=1
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Is this similar enough?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbCdLUSIqL0
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Top quality https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s7kS-gN6z5E

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MZrKCaB7uAc

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>no gf/bf to put a chastity cage on you
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>>35343779
Damn I want a a futa to put a chastity cage on dick and a but tail plug in its ass. As for its pussy, I'd fuck that.
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>>35343779
you put it on and then send me the key
sounds like a good idea to me
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>>35343779
Can someone explain what those ball things do in your mouth?

Is staying awake for 3 days and triggering a psychotic episode a good idea to get out of any issues I'm having?

Has anyone tried this?
It seems like a pretty easy way to get out of things.
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>>35343750
3 days seems a bit short for a psychotic break.
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>>35343799
well you only need to be awake for over 48 hours to trigger it suposedly so I figured if I do 3 days or just continuous it should happen soon enough

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