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>>38952608
someone put that into text, I want to save it into my pasta folder

>>38952608
Apply the same logic to Cultural Marxists and Feminists instead and the "problems" will cease.

>same old method of making things trivial

mods pls delet

>>38952561
Nah, she looks like the kind of girl that doesn't wipe her ass and is proud of shitting in the shower

>>38952561
Sure, why the fuck not.

>>38952585
That only makes it better

>>38952585
hmm I'm not getting that vibe at all

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Knowing how these threads go, maybe we will all get gfs at the end

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i miss when my ex and i were still together

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Pic related is ideal

>>38952519
here you go use them wisely

>>38952519
Reddit has unlocked this meme.

How the fuck do we stop it from happening?

>>38952581
Redditors and normies have already infiltrated this website

Ive had it my entire life.
Time will make you numb to it and you will learn to live with it. Assuming you can call this living.

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i got that feel

i dont know what to do i know i need to talk to people but i just cant bring myself to want to interact socially with others

am i broken?

>>38952618
>am i broken?

naw as long as you have some kind of outlet to accidentally meet people you'll be gucci

like a hobby that will force you to meet people eventually

>How BETA do you have
>He asks this on /r9k/

>>38952452
What if I enjoy being bullied by girls desu?

If you're being bullied by women you're not only being bullied by women.
The men stand behind women in this and protect them which means you have to accept being bullied by women or other men will beat the shit out of you for "abusing" the woman.

The Incident of the Avocado
>>Be me, 20
>>Three years working at large regional grocery store while putting myself through Uni (CS major)
>>Pretty good at my job, customers appreciate me, get along well with all, from the ghettos to the grandmas
>>Sales Clerk on this day
>>Old black lady enters line
>>Sourpuss
Blacks where I live are typically ghetto, and the old women always argue over prices and "hawk" the screen just waiting for some conceived error to pop up, as well as never have enough money
>>Only has a few items, notable, avocados
>>Checkout.exe
>>"Those are priced wrong"
>>Check them, they're right.
>>"no they're wrong the ad said .50 each."
>>Realize she has the jumbo, hand cultivated, organic, GMO gluten free blah blah blah avocados
>>explain this, and that they're almost 4$ an avocado
>>"I'll take them, fine, whatever child, just get in with it"
>>I check her out, and her 20$ of avocados, and she exits scene

>>see her later standing near customer service. Think nothing of it
>>manager comes up to me
>>"Anon, if you don't give a customer their receipt, where do you put it?"
>>Show him the specific spot in my drawer where I keep un-taken receipts
>>"hmmm, okay, mind if I search the register for a second?"
>>"s-s-sure"
>>mind racing
>>He acts as if looking for something
>>Leaves

>>later calls me over to customer service, tells me to shut down my lane
>>she is there looking smug
>>"Anon, this customer here says you were horrendously rude with her, and intentionally overcharged her on some avocados she purchased, and refused to give her the receipt at the end of the transaction when she asked"
>>lolwut
>>Explain to manager, discreetly as possible that the bitch is trying to get herself 20$ of avocados for 2$.
>>Hag understands my polite-talk and freaks out
>>"DIS BOY BEEN SO AWFUL TO ME, HE PURPOSELY BE CHARGIN ME SO MUCH FOR THEM AVACADOS, IM A POH' OL WOMEN WHO AINT GOT MONEY FO DAT, THANK LORD I CAUGHTED HIM"
(will cont just for sake of thread)

>>38952447
In jobs like these you see how retarded can people be.
I have a story from 3 years ago when I migrated from Spain to England hoping to make some money. I was working at a subway.

>that day i was closing the store
>already cleaned the floor and the tables
>left the door open but with the "closed" sign out
>a group of drunken 50yo men enter
>i say "i'm sorry guys but we're closing"
>they get so mad, and they start saying that it's not closing time yet and calling me a lazy spic
>i tell them to fuck off and get out
>suddenly my cuck polish workmate comes out from the rear, tries to calm them and says that he can make them something if they don't mind it being cold
>wtf is this guy saying.jpg
>they order some sandwitches and feel obliged to make them because my workmate is supposed to be my "boss" when the manager is not around
>they start eating it on the tables i just cleaned, making everything super dirty and fucking shit up on purpose, throwing shit on the floor
>end up getting out an hour late because of them

Fucking english alcoholic degenerates, i mean i met some decent people but drunken babyboomers were just disgusting

>>manager tells her this is a tough situation, because she didn't bring the avocados OR the receipt back
>>"WELL HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN TAKIN BACK DUH RECEIPT WHEN HE BE TRYNA HIDE IT FROM ME, SO I COULDNT CALL HIM OUT?"
>>I butt in, "can't we just check the cameras? :)"
>>she snaps out again, "I AINT WANNA BE TALKIN IN FRONT OF THIS DISRESPECTFUL CHILE, HE DONE ENOUGH TO ME ALREADY TODAY. I WANT MY MONEY, THANK GOD I HAD NOTICED WHAT HE WAS DOIN, WHY WHEN I GOT HOME AND LOOK AT THAT RECEIPT, LORD I SAW 20$ CHARGED TO MY CARD, AND RIGHT THERE PLAIN AS DAY ON THE PAPUH, URGANIC, HAND-CULTIVATED AVACADOS"
>>Anons, the elation I felt as she said those words
>>retail crushes your soul sometimes, it's a tough, tough job to enjoy
>> but sometimes there are moments, those small meaningless victories, which mean so much
>>"when you got home and checked the what ma'am?"
>>TheLookOnHerFace.png
>>Well y'all see what I was tryna say maybe I had forgot that I been had that receipt, you know what, thats right, I been had forgot it and then I seen't it..."
>>"Okay ma'am, just bring us the receipt and the avocados and we can exchange them for the .50 ones"
>>Ensue NigNog rage
>>"YALL JUST RACIST, CANT LET AN OLD LADY ENJOY HER GOT DAMN AVACADOS IN PEACE, TRYNA GET SO MUCH MONEY OUTTA ME LIKE DAT, SEE IF I COME HERE AGAIN, THE AWFUL PEOPLE YOU GOT WORKIN HERE"
>>Scariest thing was, he conviction with which she spoke was as if she totally believed everything she said. That it had become the real version of events, like she hadn't just tried getting me fired over 20$ of vegetables and her little pointless sneaky ploy.

It's not a fair game desu

>>38952389
I wouldn't do it by myself, but I think it'd be hot if I could get a femdom gf wanted to sound me.

they are usually beta males and creepy perverts.

complete human garbage

It's pretty sad.

less is more


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Need a modest gf

Fuck a girl in a pussy without a condom. I haven't had panic attacks ever since I did that.

escape the torment of reality

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>>38952141
>>38952142

I mean I wanted serious replies but wanted to keep it light heart to make myself feel better.

Shit is ruining my life. I might have to drop out if I can't stop it.

I already do all this

>>38952074
>4. Copy this thread, save it in notepad or the notes section of your computer/device and if this thread is not up and available, MAKE ONE.
i don't think you know how r9k works friendo

>2/2

Are you Male,16-25? Fat and ugly? Don't have any friends? Want to change that?

No? Fuck off.
Yes? Here are some quick ways to do so.

First off; get a Hitler youth haircut, I don't care if it doesnt suit your hair or if you prefer to look like a fucking girl from behind, this is what is seen as cool so you gotta make sacrifices

Secondly; get a gym membership. This applies to everyone but especially the fat fucks. I'm not saying you need to look like Arnie but go to the gym at least once or twice a week so people can respect you as a human being and not a giant waste of space, and it'll give something for you and your new bros to talk about.

Now a tricky bit, you got to learn a new persona. 99% of the time it's your shitty personality that means you're a loser with no friends. I'd recommend a generic bro personality but you can try something different depending on who youre aiming to hang out with. For the bro personality, call everyone "mate" and spend 1 minute a day following <insert sport here> so you have something to talk about with your bros. That 1 minute of time can make up 30 minutes of discussion with a lot of meatheads. Also laugh at everything even if it isn't funny and chime in with anecdotes occasionally even if you have to make them up.

Next, find a gf, I don't care if you've never talked to a girl before it's easy to get a gf if you aim low enough, which you will need to do to start with. You can find low hanging fruit literally everywhere, but if you are struggling just go to a bar and hook up with the most desperate girl there. Even having an ugly gf will make people respect you more, and will make you wayyyyy more approachable to attractive females who you'll have a greater than 0% chance with now.

>tl;dr Robots can become Chads, it's just a painful process.

>>38952066
humpy bump trump

>>38952066
>bully some beta kid when I was 8
>gets bullied when I'm 12

>starts acting like an asshole in high school because I think I'm hot shit
>19 now, social outcast, nothing to live for

>>38952066
>constantly tease and mess with some kid in elementary school
>even go as far as putting dirt in my own eye and framing him
>one day i was sitting in class and the intercom system comes on, and says that a dangerous person is in the area
>Lock down
>nobody knows who the man is
>Later we find out that the dangerous man was the kids father who had called the school and threatened to kill the principle and the bullys if his son is ever messed with again
>his father is arrested
>after that i continue to bully the kid until he moves away before middle school

>>38951998
>she thinks I'm sweet
lmao prepare to get cucked faggot

>>38951998
Post pics of the goth gf

>>38951998
>tfw no cute goth gf to listen to The Cure with

>>38951934
bad picture to judge on but you look fine dude...

maybe go to the barber and be like "my friend said he'd cut my hair for cheap and that he was good but could you clean it up a bit?"

but honestly u dont need to in a week it'll grow out a bit and be fine

>>38951970
I'll see what happens. Was going for an HJ look, but in hindsight the hair left on top needs to be about two inches longer to pull it off perfectly.

>>38951934
Stupid as fuck. Just put it on your second or third shortest guide and shave it even all the way around. In your case, just finish off the top with one size bigger than what you did on the sides.

I'm a male anon, I once lubed up a hairbrush handle and shoved the whole thing up my ass.

>>38951809
Yes, sometimes I put my masculine LARPing penis in my ass. It takes a little bit of effort to get it all the way back there but it isn't impossible.

No, but I grind the edge of my desk like in my Chinese cartoon porn