What is the oldest trick in the book?
>>37864267
when a woman says she cares about you
prostituition
I just need a reboot. everyone keeps telling me to aim so low and my self confidence is shattered. 3 months of therapy turned me from NEET making first step to re-engage with friends to someone who thinks having friends is years away if possible. Is it too much to ask for a week off to not think about how worthless I am and try to be able to practice escapism again? I'm going insane I've slept 90 minutes the last two nights. I just need a fucking reboot. Fucking therapists don't give a shit about my mood because I don't weep or guilt trip them so they keep prescribing tasks of self-humiliation when I think I'm getting treated for something I don't have.
Can I please just cancel next appointment without people acting like THAT'S what's going to fuck my life up? Am I so stupid I can't fix myself?
No freinds No problem, everyone body is dead to me, I only see people as acquaintances now with limited trust, fuck everyone else from now on, do this op
can animals be footfags?
>>37864158
>Those hideous feet
Poor dog
>be virgin
>desperate for pussy
>scared to find hookers online
>my city has full nude strip clubs
>hmmm, I'm sure these girls do side action
>one has a lunch buffet
>take day off of work and go when they open at 11
>only 3 girls on duty
>one approaches me
>have a full nude lap dance
>start chatting
>she's actually pretty cool
>have another dance
>tip her well
>chat some more
>go to eat
>no other customers
>she's buck naked and joins me while I eat
>talk about her life and 2 kids
>she says how nice I am
>tell her I want to see her outside of work
>gives me her phone number
>leave
>call her a few days later and spend 2 full hours on the phone talking
>ask her out this Friday
>she says it's a date
Did I fuck up? I'm not sure how to play this. She actually is cool but she's a stripper and single mom with 2 kids. I want to get laid but I don't know if she hooks. Should I just take out a wad of cash and book a hotel room? What if she for some god unknown reason actually likes me?
>>37864138
inb4 you get tricked into paying/buying shit for her then she leaves you and you complain here
>>37864138
Nigga what. She's a single mom stripper. You're a fucking lunch ticket for her. Bail the fuck out.
>>37864179
She's not going to be stripping forever. She's in nursing school right now. Maybe, just maybe, there's a woman that actually likes me
>>37864160
Obviously if she starts asking for shit I'm bailing.
I miss when I was 17 and I had friends. I miss when I had the chance to go see movies or go on fun outings. Everyday I wish I had someone to spend time with or someone to vent to. I can't take this anymore. I just want to die. I can't do this any longer.
Anyone else feeling this? Remember when you had friends?
bump cause really alone right now
Yeah, but they were shit friends and would only talk to me when no one else would. They were losers but were socially better off than I was.
My mom saw one of them not long ago and said he looked terrible, but they never spoke. I haven't spoked to either of them for years.
>>37864212
Feel the same way about the old ones I had. Most of them had kids young and got married right after highschool.
TFW JUST in love and in career
>it's another anon has a breakdown over ptp episode
>>37863991
OUT OF OUR REACH FOREVER AND EVER
It's all over now. Average white dick vs average black dick.
>>37863981
Bump yep niggers are finished
Is it bad manners to give money back to someone if they give it to you out of the blue (out of pity I think) I don't feel like I deserve it. It was 100 euro which is a lot imo.
>>37863942
No it isn't.
thisisveryoriginal
>>37863942
>giving money back
>ever
This is why you are a fucking beta neet.
>Be me 13 or 14 don't know anymore
>Be weird kid
>During breaks in summer everyone is forced to leave the class room and they are locked
>Like autist hide behind curtains on the window sill so I can stay inside
>Got into argument with girl
>She told everyone I hit her, I did not
>Parents had to come to school and apologize
>Nobody believes me
>Think about trashing her stuff
>She brings orange juice in a bottle each day
>Jerk off into it
>Desperately shake it so it wont swim on top
>Freak out rest of the day fearing she will find out
>She doesn't, drinks it
>Keep doing it, feeling great about my revenge life's good
>Eventually tell her
>She freaks out, tells everyone nobody believes her because of how absurd it is
>She gets in trouble for telling lies
>Cant stay inside anymore because too suspicious
She was terrified of me ever since. It was great.
good work anon, you totally BTFO'D that roastie
>>37863914
truly devious. good job anon.
chad deserve it
>>37863898
He looks like one of those low tier Chads that would only be Chad tier in a small town. His face creeps me out everytime I see it, but he still seems to get women because it is sort of "rugged" looking. Probably had confidence as well.
/r9k/, have you heard Sophie Ellis-Bextor's latest album?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw8cs3GhVUg
fuck off Bruce
originala
Her face will be Wide Forever
>>37863903
go back to whatever thread you think you know me from you stupid fuck
>>37863908
get the fuck out of my thread
U boys think she's just trying to politely say "no" to me here, or should I keep talking to her??
Pic is from last night, im leaving saturday for a week
>>37863785
>tattooed
She's a degenerate anyways anon.
Nah now seriously, i think it's too much of a coincidence that she has all that shit the same week, but it could be true, who knows. Anyways, by the way she types it seeems that she just want to be frens, doesn't seem very interested into smth else
>tfw no gf
How do you feel today /r9k/
>>37863730
>need to study
>depressed
>nothing to live for
>waiting for my hamburger to arrive
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQx4cEwKD5E
could be worse
Does anyone here have parents that don't give a shit if their son has no friends and zero experience with women?
All they want is me to get good grades in college (which I commute to) and move out so they can have the house to themselves.
Not once did they ask me if I'm gay for having no girlfriends or why I was never invited to any parties.
I'm white too, so I can't expect them to arrange a marriage for me either.
>>37863728
I honestly don't think my parents care about me being a failure at all they're so scared of me going out and possibly partying or doing drugs.
>>37863728
Yeah I had a similar experience. They tried a bit when I was a kid but as I got older they just kinda gave up (in part because I was indeed addicted to my computer)
I suppose I still did enjoy a decent HS experience with GFs and a pretty good friend group, but after I got into college (and move away my third year) I really felt the pressure of how fucked I was
I'm working on it though