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>white mom
>Hispanic dad
>grow up with people telling me i wish I was white
>can't speak Spanish because dad's an idiot and didn't teach me
>don't belong anywhere
It was over before it even started

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> be me
> wage cucking as janitor and bag boy for grocery store
> 5 months in
> still applying for IT jobs while working two wage cuck jobs
> get two interviews next week
> one company is a 401k sales company commission pay no base salary
> feel horrible about this
> sad because depressed about jobs .jpeg
> get a call 5 minutes before i clock into grocery store job
> man on phone asks "is this anon"
> tell them yes
> "well we would like to hire you as a Desktop Support Technician tier 1 support how does 11.75$ an hour with 10 days sick pay'd off and a full care package sound"
> tell them this is fine but i am still in school for sys admin degree
> they tell me they have 2nd and 3rd shifts available
> tell them great
> have interview next week at 10:30am with company
> feel nervous but excited.....
we're all gonna make it anons we really are

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>watch Jeepers Creepers as a kid and it completely terrifies me
>remember about it today
>see a bunch of people say it's all shitty and amateur
>"heh, lets see how bad this looks now that i'm an adult"
>watch it
>it still scares the absolute living shit out of me
>have to blogpost on /r9k/ until I pass out because I can't sleep now

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Ah, a romantic dinner with the lady. I wonder what adventures we shall get into next week? Tick tock wage cuck, you have 1 (ONE) day left before your shift!

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Who else fell for the "If you got a nice car you'll get laid" meme? I bought a fucking Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat 2 years ago and I'm still a fucking virgin!! Who the fuck said that a nice car will get you laid?

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Whatever happened to this fucking skank?

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>be me
>finally get Fallout 4 because why not
>play the game for a couple of hours
>eventually the game gives me a chance to "Flirt" with Piper
>I hit the button
>"Persuasion Attempt Failed"
>She feels awkward at my character's comment
>mfw

Jesus fucking Christ I can't even talk to girls in video games

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>white men are the masterrace
>highest suicide rate

pick 1

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>tfw brother is drunk and being mean to me because I won't let him have sex with a girl in my room
>tfw he called me an ugly cockblocking virgin
I just want to be alone in the dark and he's come in here and asked me like five times.
I haven't eaten and I guess I'm not going to either.
My parents are drunk and arguing in the living room loudly too. I just want to be alone.

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do anons use sextoys or sexdolls?

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im bored what song should i sing and record

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>be me
>be 18
>still living at home, saving up for a car
>have NEET half brother (late 20s)
>he moved out about 8 months ago
>lives with friends, pays $300 a month in rent
>gets around $800 a month in NEETbux
>wastes all his money on instruments and vidya
>mom always sends him money
>mom wants him to move back because she misses him
>he agrees to come back
>"anon, your brother is coming home and he's taking your room because the spare one is too small"
>REEEEEEEE.jpg
>he moves in
>takes my room and i take the tiny extra room
>barely enough space for my desk and bed
>he constantly "borrows" my laptop and watches porn on it
>doesn't clear history


should I kill my brother, robots?

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>Wow onii-chan, you're getting hard from your little sister bounding up and down on you like this?
tfw no sister

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What do you think about BLACKED?

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Just talked to parents

>Anon we just talked to your grandparents

>We're sending you to live with them in Pyongyang.

>Maybe then you can be normal

>All you do all day is indulge in western capitalist decadence

>At your age you should be contributing to the global socialist revolution

>You don't even have a GF (male)

>Grandma and grandpa can teach you how to talk to traps and maybe one will cum in your butt

I just got done talking to them obviously but I'm fucking terrified robots what should I do? Should I go? Will I become normal that way??