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Following people home 2017-03-15 10:44:55 Post No.35550964
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Who /following people home/ here?
>gotten so lonely and bored I have now taken to following people around and investigate them
>in target
>see qt mommyfu
>follow her around the store casually
>bump into her accidentally and felt her nice bum brush against me
>follow her out
>trail her in my car
>follow her home
>get sad when I see the nice family she's going home to
>pretend im both her kid and husband
Is this fucked? im just so bored.
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If somebody disappears the police will be on your ass in a second.
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Same, anon. I followed a man for a while but I stopped because I felt creepy. I think I might accidentally kidnap someone and keep them in my basement someday if I'm still alone in a few years :/
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>>35550964
well i do something like this but instead of following thm i just take pics of her asses and then erase them
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Disgusting things your parents did 2017-03-15 10:43:50 Post No.35550935
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Disgusting things your parents did
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2017-03-15 10:43:50
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>dad is drunk
>licks our guinea pig's paw
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>>35550935
I sucked my own dick while drunk once
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>Have sex
>create me
Fucking disgusting.
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>>35550968
That's better. It's a part of you, at least. And it's understandably enjoyable.
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cummummy won't flusharooni
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2017-03-15 10:42:29
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>cum to degenerate pronro
>holding flaps on my foreskin to prevent spillage
normally I just bail to the bathroom holding my donaloid but all 4 of my grill housemates are having a conversation out there
>dribble cum onto large quantity of toilet roll
>mummify it in more
>place in back pocket
>leave room to toilet
>dump the grenade and flush
>won't flush
>housemates are still talking outside
>2nd flush
>won't flush
left it and closed lid
what do lads?
I need a sure fire flush technique or a way out
pls hurry
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No it's snot tissue
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>>35550904
Why do you have 4 grill housemates?
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Its just toilet paper in the toilet to anyone who sees it, how the fuck would anyone but you know what its
Keep flushing if you have to, use the plunger
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>tfw bland personality and live under a rock
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>>35550748
You probably got somethin
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>>35550759
i aint got shit and im way behind the curve compared to everyone else
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it's a rock worth living under
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I don't know which way I'm delusional.
Some of my older friends call me an ugly fuck, or a girl will reject me, disgusted I would even try. Then I take a selfie or look in the mirror and practically kiss myself.
I get stares and called cute pretty often, but 100% of the time I think they're playing a trick on me.
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Post a pic of yourself and we will solve this oroblem senpai.
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>>35550580
You think that if I don't trust myself or people irl, I'll trust you?
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>>35550580
I agree. Otherwise this thread is pointless.
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>everytime i see porn or a picture of porn or anything porn related i think about how many people must fapped to this before me
how do i stop thinking of this
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>>35550501
Learn to draw, fap to your own 2D.
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lol'd at the meme but sorry I don't have any help for you OP. my fap seshes are very personal and centered experiences, that doesn't enter into my train of thought
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>>35550519
i literally cant draw and anything in my imagination (even my own mothers face) looks like its behind 10 filthy sheets of plexiglass
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>Too intelligent to not listen to deathcore.
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>>35550482
Really not a fan of most deathcore. It's edgy and overly cynical. Stupid lyrics involving space and religion 'n shit.
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>>35550511
>He thinks Born of Osiris is like most deathcore.
They're in a league of their own.
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>>35550556
Too bad I didn't get to go to the Sumerian 10 year tour. Ride fucking bailed on me. Perhaps my opinion would be different.
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When did you realize you were... different?
For me, since I was fucking 4 and was first exposed to a bunch of other kids. I thought all the other kids except 1 or 2 were fucking retarded. The same thoughts continued throughout school. I always had 1 or 2 friends and considered the rest what they were, garbage. That's how life is, few winners, a whole lot of losers. Every single teacher said I was "clever", had "potential".
I believe most humans are little more than apes. My first doctor called me a narcissist. I believe you need to at least have an ego to succeed.
I still don't know if I have what it takes to "win" in life.
I have been a loser so far, I won't deny it. I guess I'll just have to wait and see what happens, if I can "make it" in the end.
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Maybe about halfway through high school, when sheep subject themselves to mindless garbage and aids, and not give a shit about things that actually matter. Also I get so fucking mad at people and I've only recently come to the conclusion I will find a way to hate 99% of the world's population.
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>>35550387
mostly when i finished high school, i was called weird and an oucast a lot, but never realized that i was different until i finished school,
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>>35550387
sorry, you're just a narcissist. If you were actually smart, or "had what it takes", you wouldn't be a loser by your own admission.
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What's your phone number /r9k/?
Do you have the balls to post it ITT?
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817-fuckoff-myboard I-I'm a lonely fembot (female) so don't be s-shy and call me.
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>>35550409
mine is 614-kys-fagot im a lonely robot (male) call me
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Oh? *Blush* aren't men s-supposed to make the first move?
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Is r9k a crips or bloods board?
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>>35550352
fucc a blood, we all cuzzes now
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What if the Crips and the Bloods were actually all part of the same Kangz faction and it was all for show.
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>>35550432
We wuz organized crime and shit?
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I'm 21 and I never have cummed while masturbating.
Ama or something
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>>35550309
Well, you surely are female
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>>35550309
Masturbation is degenerate, you fucking normie
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>>35550323
I'm not a female, but I don't want to post any part of my body on bhutanese kite surfing forum.
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Anyone else always wear shorts? Even when it's cold. I've always been autistic I guess. I never learned to wear jeans that don't look spergy so I've always avoided pants. Every time my parent took my clothes shopping it was at a store that only sold autism jeans as I've learned they're called. I hope that when I get in shape I can wear jeans... non-spergy jeans finally. It's actually kinda scary to think about.
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>>35550264
Is it because they're comfy and easy to wear?
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Can we get a pic example of autism jeans?
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redpill me on shorts, why are they autistic, especially khakis
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Why do you hate women? Maybe it's because I'm from Latin Europe, but IRL around me people understand how women think and what they want from men (social status, safety, money, manliness, authority...) and people are still ok with that. It's part of the game.
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Because boiling it l down to a "game" that you know you're never gong to win is frustrating
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>>35550241
>Why do you hate women?
cause none of them like me
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>>35550321
The idea of a game isn't to win it's to have fun. Only a few skilled/talented people win consistently but others can still enjoy the game for what it is (i.e. enjoy Chad's leftovers you cuck)
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>"Anon, you didn't tell us your girlfriend was joining us! What's your left hand's name anyway?"
>*room erupts in laughter*
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>>35550203
Jokes on them. My girlfriend is a fleshlight.
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>>35550203
>ginger lanklet kid with glasses
>not being the laughing stock of that table
pick one
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>>35550203
because its obviously funny that men masturbate until they fuck pussies until a baby pops out and then youre stuck with taking care of that shit for the next 20 years
next time your dad comes in let me joke about viagra, next time you come in, let me joke about how fucking ugly you are with your shitty excuse for a face and saggy tits. Bunch of out of shape losers stuck in providing their bosses a fortune in slavery without ever getting rich or doing anything special in their lives thinking im worth laughing at is just caveman level shit. All these women finger themselves too while thinking of better dudes but you dont talk about that, no you only force kids to get in the pussy game early on as if their dating life was any of your business coz you wanna feel smart but anyone ending up in your shoes in that position is an absolute retard
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Join the most friendly server here ON R9K:
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NO HATE AND NO BULLYING EVERYONE ES WELCOME, YES EVERYONE, THIS IS A SERVER WITH NO BULLIES AND NO DRAMAS, RUDE PEOPLE WILL GET KICKED.
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assalamu alaykum
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>>35550196
How comfy is this server? I am afraid..
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>>35550196
is this the server that is filled with normies?