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There are a lot of really terrible people in this world and even they can be with someone who loves them. Why can't you?
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>>37682708
Too busy jacking off, reading manga and listening to music instead.
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>>37682708

Then they break up after a month and end up worse off than before.

Better not to bother in the first place.
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Everytime i open up to someone about my secret they forget how nice i am to them. I lost a girlfriend of 9 months because of it and i just dont think i can handle losing someone like that again.

Entertain me you swine.
temporarily depressed that is, I don't have depression
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You're drinking sparkling not stout, you don't deserve entertainment.
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>Yay! look at me!!! I'm imbibing the liquid jew.

Disgraceful.
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>>37682653
sparkling 5.8% masterrace
also $55 is as much as I'm willing to spend on a carton

>be a skilled, college educated professional
>worked at a corporate environment but got laid off work
>worked at an arts and crafts shop for free to pass the time (drying flowers, making ribbons and shit)
>owner is an acquaintance of family
>all coworkers are female, first time experiencing this
>some are middle aged women but mostly young girls
>work environment was incredibly different from corporate
>they made sure to update each other on their status at the start of the day: everything from family, to clothes, to where and what they ate last night
>the length of pleasantries was incredibly long
>chattering was non-stop, even during work they talked
>for the first few weeks they were really "nice" and talked to me a lot, asked how I was doing a lot etc.
>noticed they were actually checking me out
>some of the younger girls were really upfront asking for my previous work, where I lived one was so bold to ask how much taxes I paid; this happened in the first few days mind you
>was used to a corporate atmosphere so I tried to be really professional and gave quick, concise answers to not waste their time, unless I really didn't want them to know something
>it wasn't long until we both realized we were very different people
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>>37682621
>I couldn't hold a long conversation with any of them; not that I didn't want to talk but my conversations were about the work, if I was doing alright, was I doing the decorations correctly, was I quick enough while theirs steered more towards small talk and hobbies (and we didn't have common hobbies)
>also couldn't adapt to their extravagant pleasantries
>some started to get visibly irritated at my answers
>they started to not talk to me anymore
>they treated me like I wasn't in the room
>they became really critical of me, and I do have a number of ticks like I mutter when I'm thinking, which I did because I had idle time so I thought about my previous work
>I did manage to sort of befriend one of the girls and she told me I was weird (and I thought they were weird too)
>also said I was a snub who didn't get into the conversation
>started to get really annoyed at how unprofessional they were
>stress slowly mounted while going to "work"
>it got to the point they were shooing me away from certain parts of the store, delegating me to lone tasks to keep me away from the rest of the group
>told me to not join in some work to make things quick even though they
>shit hit the fan when it was my birthday, the owner threw me a little party and nobody even greeted me after I gave a few of them chocolates on their birthdays
>finally decide to quit and gave notice to the owner
>right about the end, I started just ignoring them too
>at the last day, bought everyone pizza just to part
>no one told me goodbye but I could see a bit of shame on their faces

Is this how it is for most women-majority work environments? Because never again.
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Yes that is true. Especially if it's a fucking flower shop where they just pluck some fucking flowers while gossiping to each other.
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>>37682684
Yeah but damn, it got fucking savage

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>Tried my first Asian
>Absolutely hated it

what is it with you guys and asians? they are disgusting. bad hygiene, teeth, hairy

fucking gross
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>>37682539
Bro be more descriptive. If you got a story to tell then tell it.
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>>37682552
no she's asian so she might be on this site and dox me
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>>37682592
so does soy sauce make their pussy smell rank or what?

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My mom is kicking me out because I ate too much bread and didn't go to church last Sunday.

I've been NEET for 5 years, never finished school, don't have a GED, never learned to drive, never had a job and don't have any kind of ID.

What the fuck do I do?
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Firstly, depending on your state she probably can't just kick you out, she most likely has to give you 14-30 days notice on a written eviction paper, look up tenant laws in your area
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>>37682531
this might be the best thing that ever happened to you
idk man try to get a job, try to survive however you can. any friends? learn to pick trash i guess. listen to yung lean
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>>37682531
kill family hide the bodies

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GET IN HERERERERER
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=126_1497315955
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>>37682516
"THIS IS TIGHT"
nigga sounds like sonic the hedgehog
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Elliot had style and was like Itachi
this one looks autistic and stagged
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>>37682516
This made my chest tighten up
A killer causally explaining his plans
Like a average YouTube blog

reserved

(i expect this page to hit the bump limit)
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>>37682440
INFP here, just fucking kill me
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>>37682499
eminem is also infp man. and kurt cobain. you can be cool too im sure
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>>37682440
>ISTP
>anon do you ever smile?
>why are you so quiet anon?
>do you have any emotions anon?
>do you feel feelings anon?
>anon is looking at me like he's gonna kill me haha
>why are you always so serious man? cant you smile a bit?
>anon looks like he stabs people with a knife for fun
>you know who would make for an excellent serial killer or a hitman? anon haha

every
fucking
person
I meet
says this kind of shit

why the hell am I supposed to be smiling if I have nothing to smile about at the moment.

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Who's your favorite hentai artist, /r9k/? Mine is bobobo.
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>>37682391
Shadman and Spazkid
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>>37682791
>western artists
>hentai
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>37682813
>thinking hentai has to do with geographical location and not to do with art style
Just off yourself my dude

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this is what happens when a BBC wielding sex god breeds an aryan goddess
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>>37682341
Shaggy dicky
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>>37682341
Here's what had ought to happen
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>>37682341
Where are her tits tho?

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Please motivate me to get up from my bed and drink some coffee downstairs. I'm too lazy on my own, I need your support.
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>>37682309
Do it anon. Its actually what got me up out of bed just a few moments ago. A warm cup of coffee and a nice cozy YouTube video from one of your favorite content creators is a fantastic way to start the day. Maximum levels of /comfy/ here
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Dose coffee even do anything for you anymore? Why bother anon
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>>37682361
>a nice cozy YouTube video from one of your favorite content creators
Holy shit are you me? That's exactly what I was gonna do, a new 17 minutes video came out today and I'm gonna watch it with my coffee.
Thanks for motivating me, have another loli pic

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>Talk to chick on okcupid for a week or so
>Total qtpie, only lives 20 or so minutes from my house
>Can't make it though because of work and school, etc..
>After a week she tells me she can't talk...
>Doesn't return my text for a few days
>Finally calls me from hospital telling me what's going on
>Try to get into contact for the next few days but no answer
>Finally picks up and we speak for a little while, tells me how she's been doing
>The next day she get's out
>Tells me she doesn't want to date anymore and has been seeing this new guy she met after TWO DAYS in the hospital
>tells me they are "spiritually" connected
>Still wants to meet with for dinner though

Obviously, this young cunt is fickle as fuck, should I meet up with her anyway and attempt to cuck this guy? Or is it fruitless and she has her mind made up?
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bamperinoorganalolol
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Dont do it, you will just pay for 2 dinners
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>>37682373
He's gonna be nowhere in sight.

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No. I think this girl an herod. She was on here a few weeks ago. She was stuck in a mental hospital her entire life and was miserable and alone. She said she wanted to die but always seemed so happy and without troubles. Does anyone else know her? I know she added a few people on her kik and discord. I hope this was not a goodbye message. Someone please help I can't handle this.
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>>37682195
sad attempt at trying to get her attention orbiter
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>>37682255
No this is not a joke. I'm concerned. If you look in the archives at the mental hospital threads a few weeks ago you'll find her. I am so sad right now.
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>girl
People still fall for this shit?

The dude got tired of fucking around with you. You are THAT pitiful, OP.

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I'm posting from the library. My crush is sitting right in front of me. I'll never see her again. There, she just stood up and she's talking to someone else. Giggling. She's a kind-hearted person. I used to try and talk to her as much as I could. She's got a beautiful body and she's cute. But there's more. Robots, I truly believe I'm feeling love. Something within her is sparking and - that may be biology,I know - I feel a deep connection with that person. That's the kind of person you only meet once in your life. After 20 or so years on this earth I've never felt in such a way. She's the kind of person to whom I could talk for hours.

But she doesn't like me back. Why? When I tried to date her I was actually decent. It was before depression. Before turning into a hobo. Now, I'm just a lanklet, without self-confidence, without any particular skills. I used to be a white-belt karate fighter. I used to train at the gym. I used to do so much and know so much, and have such ambition I thought I could be anyone. Now it's all gone. Rejection has unearthed deep feelings within me. I've always been an ugly, weird dude. I'll always be, no matter how I try to change. She said no. Twice.

I'm just a shell of my former self. If I had a shotgun, I would have shot people, or shot myself. Fortunately, access to firearms is heavily restricted where I live. Rejection has never hurt so much. I feel like it's too late to change.

I'm done. Even if she wasn't there, I'm too far in. Look, she's giggling again. What does she think? Where will she be in one year from now?
I hope I will have found eternal peace, seven feet under earth.

Yeah, I only saved the thumbnail because people can see the shit I do on the library PC.
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>>37682056
Jesus, this is a real feeling there.
I really can feel you through the dead light of my digital monitor, OP.
I dont know what to say, I'll just wish you honest luck to forget her as soon as possible, although the hope is bleak.
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>>37682117
Thanks for responding. She's there preparing an exam now. She's successful because she's hard-working and intelligent. It hurts, because I tried once to be like her. Like all the people sitting around me. They're discussing their lives. Moving in, moving out, going on vacation to exotic locations. I'm not. Would I have fared better had I been like them? I like to think not. She's not like that.

She's got such a sweet voice. This looks corny as shit, but it hurts when I know she'll never say "I love you".
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>>37682056
I'm not reading any of this gay shit. Go back to facebook.

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>"A recent study revealed that the average American woman wears a size 16-18"
Pic related
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>>37682030
>mfw
SLAMPIGGIES FOR EVERYONE
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>>37682094
It's been ages since I've seen that pic used in a heterosexual context. And there's nothing more heterosexual then being into thick women.
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>>37682030
I know maybe ONE guy that prefers skinny girls desu. I need to make some white/asian friends

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>mom won't let me move out because I'm autistic and she's afraid I'll hurt myself or become overwhelmed with the "real world"
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>>37681832
Man, that sucks. I understand that feel though, OP. My parents are the same way. They don't even let me step outside the house to go on nightwalks after 8pm. They say "you're too vulnerable, and you have a habit of trusting people too easily."
It hurts to know even your parents have no faith in you becoming independent. One of the worst feelings.
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I'm turning 30 this year and my parents still get upset if I go for a walk around the block for some fresh air.

>WHY DONT YOU GO DURING THE DAY!
>THERES IDIOTS OUT THERE!


I live in a upper-middle class area in AUSTRALIA, they talk as if we live in the nigger ghetto in America or something.
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well is she wrong though? apparently you never showed her that you have the ability to be self sufficient.

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