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>>35194019
Write poems and shit. Girls will love a damaged, sensitive man like you.

>>35194019
How did you get rid of it

oreo

Energy drinks desu

Lel

Who dat?

Shoot at it until it dies.

>>35194001
>Who dat?
Your mother

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They're all I want because I'm a gook myself.

>>35193948
no, why the fuck would i want 3dpd

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Of course i dont want useless sluts.

>>35193946
submissivness

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>>35193946
dark, fertile earth for his potent white seed. It's scientifically proven that black women are the most fertile, they have the highest rate of twin births of all races in US statistics.

White women are literally obsolete.

>>35193946
Something that you lack.

>>35193879
5.5" is totally average, all roasties love all cock, so at least you have that

>>35193906
Everyone on here has a monster dick makes me mad jealous but thanks for that

>>35193879
It's probably fine, Anon.

>>35193834
>Buying food for other people

Okbutytho

I only buy donuts for myself

>>35193854
Because we have cute girls in the office

>eated

Why is this so funny? It makes the whole post funnier.

i see no real reason not to.

>>35193667
Notorious sluts, pump and dump and nothing more.

>>35193667
dunno cause i like she is a nationalist but she as most likey been gangraped or been very slutty

>>35193581
me oh look at me am a edgy slut

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>>35193581
xDDDDDD im a whore

>>35193581
But what do they mean by this?

>>35193485
what a perfect looking qt, too bad she probably already had at least 20 dicks in her mouth. Girls like this only look innocent but they're fucking with Chads on a daily basis.

i dont really care about stuff like the length of her hair or shade of lipstick light pink or light light pink

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>>35193485
Same, anon. Short hair qt are the best.

I hate people who act surprised when they find out fast food isn't 100% real food. How naive are you? It still tastes the same you faggot

>>35193129
i have to sleep at night

>>35193073
Be glad its 50% chicken. Any other fast food chain's nuggies or mcchicken clones are probably only ~10% meat

>>35192980
Fucking transfaggots. This shit is so disgusting.

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>>35192980

>When your qt pie gf comes over to fuck so you have to get out the bicycle pump to inflate your pseudo-penis

Life of a FtM

I literally what?

Your dick looks like SPAM with a beard.

EWW

I'm hairy as fuck but even I don't have hair on my dick.

>>35192976
Holy shit those are huge fun bags, hnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>35192976
Black are best imo. Too many mixed girls look like my mom and it turns me off. I legitimately don't get how so many men can't find black women atrractive. More for me I guess

>>35192976
Ambiguously brown Rashida Jones type qt's are my favorite qt's.

I'm surprised she didn't call security to throw you out. Unless you can provide more detail or proofs, this story is fake though.

Things that didn't happen thread?

>>35192902
what were her exact words?

maybe there's still hope

whats this truth ?
also fuck "modern" (((psychology)))
its just to dumb certain people down.
these medications are literal brainmelters

>need to wait four months

Tsuki is that you?

>>35192862
>Tfw psychologist won't give me literal brainmelters to end my misery
>just more and more antipsychotics and antidepressants

Life is a meme.

Pretty decent, although I'm not putting too much effort into it, just making sure I can catch whatever social event is available for me, for the most part.

>>35192822
Who's the cute grill
Orogoogoeoerear

>>35193822
>girl

That is a man.