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>tfw no cute right wing gf
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>>38699545
Looks like Lena Paul
I wanna stick my brown mexi cock in her nice cunt
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>>38699657
you probably smell bad lol. no amount of axe pray will help you.
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>>38699669
did my comment make you mad? lol
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ITT: comfy childhood feels you've felt
>Mom has to meet up with some other parent at their house so I get the "okay now go play"
>have to chill with this cool early teens kid playing ocarina of time in his room
>lets me look through all his pokemon cards and shizz
>tells me that to have babies you have to put your dick in their butt for 9 months and keep it there, wow such knowledge
>Get chicken nuggets and soda for dinner aw yea mom never lets me have this
>play on pogo stick outside and do 3 player shooting game (banjo kazooie?) with his brother
Was a fun time.
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>be christmas 2005
>get that psp i always wanted with battlefront 2
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>>38699465
lmfao anon is telling us all a story of how his mum would bring him when she went to get railed by a dude
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I fucking loved this shit as a kid and felt comfy as fuck whenever I drank it,
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Other utopia thread got closed. Let's keep going.
>Country where science and math are key
>laws are made with optimization formulas
>people can't argue for their bullshit argument without explicit scientific evidence
>children from a young age are put into teams and learn to work cooperatively to solve engineering / problems
>people of all ages have to take frequent STEM classes with their work to refresh their skills, so you don't become more dumb after leaving school.
>People acknowledge that marijuana is less dangerous than alcohol and tobacco.
>maturity is determined by periodic psychoanalytic tests so you can gain legal autonomy earlier in life
>ISPs are for dumbasses, peer-to-peer networking only
>tor exit relay nodes are as abundant as bathrooms
>many different cryptocurrencies exist, all are based on blockchain model
>everything is open source
>cable TV is dead, internet shows replace them
>pseudoscience fuckery to make a profit like reiki, astrology, numerology are all outlawed and frowned upon
>there is no war on drugs because people are happy and have good social relationships, but people are able to do drugs as they please and if they pass maturity tests
>students are constantly travelling around the world, learning about culture, doing Math / Physics problems and solving real-world engineering problems.
>Students are part of scientific research as soon as 6th grade.
>academics are based on competitive cooperation, ie you have to work well with people and allocate tasks, and finally do them efficiently to solve problems, versus say, another team
>people don't judge each other for their looks, because each person does something extremely helpful for society.
>pedophilia is okay, as long as the child has passes maturity / autonomy tests as described above
>poaching, polluting, are outlawed to the max
>everyone is taught controlled charity that serves as "tax", some people will donate less, but some more. the ones that donate more will be rewarded
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>>38699451
So you want to live in what would actually be a totalitarian nightmare state like most utopians? Thats bromidic a f
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Sounds like a shitty dictatorship. Have to pass "maturity" tests, can't prove anything is bad about astrology but it still hurts your autism so it is banned and punished by death penalty, Harrison Bergeron system in place so Attractive people are punished, government dependence in the form of 'charity rewards', date raping young children with marijuana after manipulating them with lines like "You're mature aren't you? Prove it by letting me jam my fat cock in your ass. You almost sound like someone who believe in pollution and tarot cards right now, I'd hate to report you to the administrator..."
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>>38699451
Wow your utopia is one big "everyone partner up, class". fuck you... and why don't you detail the maturity tests? that is so vague
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>tfw you will probably die before they invent immortality
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>>38699405
humankind will never invent immortality. To be immortal you need power from the source, which is God. He is the only one who can give life, and who can create life. Humans started dying when sin separated us from God, our source, our creator. And he left the earth and that is why there is suffering in this world.
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>>38699435
so we enslave god
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Immortality such as this is a demonic existence
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BoIivia
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bazoinka
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Amigo
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fettucini
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>tfw im actually confident about my face now
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I would be too if I didnt have fucking acne. I THOUGHT THIS WOULD GO AWAY AFTER MY TEEN YEARS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38699373
i will allow you to post your face just this once so we can see how good you look
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>>38699373
I-I-I bet youre a cutie, OP.
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>be a robot for years
>finally learn how to talk to women and be less cringey, become moderately attractive and more confident (6.5-7/10 or so)
>every relationship I've ever tried to maintain ends with the girl liking me way more than I like her
>have a harem of girls whose hearts I've broken by friendzoning them
>girls have loved me and I've never felt love in my life
Any fembots wanna get their hearts broken by a really nice guy and join my harem? I'll be your friend indefinitely and fuck you and lead you on, but I'll never love you.
Also, how do I know what love feels like? Is it just an extreme want? Or is it a different feeling?
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I'm not even taking the piss, but are you totally sure you aren't gay? If every single woman you've been with has barely interested you, and it took years for you to get to that stage, it sounds... kinda' gay.
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shit guitar senpai
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>>38699292
I'm not gay. I'm sexually attracted to girls and girls (male) so at most I'm incidentally bi, but yeah. My capacity for romantic love just isn't very high I think. I would settle for someone granted they met certain standards, but that just hasn't happened. I'm only 22 though, so it could likely happen, but still
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ITT: Things you like that conflict with your values 2017-07-29 05:04:42 Post No.38699240
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ITT: Things you like that conflict with your values
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>crossdresses
>feminist single mother
>misogynistic homosexual leaf
God I hate this progressive shithole.
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>>38699240
I don't understand
You like those things, or you are/do those things?
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>>38699274
I like to wear womens clothing, but I hate women.
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I watch The Strain when new episodes are uploaded to Hulu but I hate it
What was the easiest decade to "make it" as an adult?
for example, 2017 is nightmare mode in the US, it's nearly impossible to own a home, start a family, or even have a gf if you're not already fortunate.
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>>38699206
It's never actually been easy and before the last 200 years it wasn't even easy to live to be an adult in the first place.
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>>38699244
I think that this is probably the truth. There have always been people who weren't going to make it. Welcome to the shit show.
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>>38699206
>nearly impossible to own a home, start a family, or even have a gf if you're not already fortunate
Not if you got a STEM degree
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If there are any Judes hidden amongst us, reveal yourselves NOW.
And answer these three questions
or else a new Kristalnacht will occur.
>Is your nose big and curved?
> do you value shekels above human life
>Are you weak and frail?
>are you objectively a slimy subhuman abomination?
>what country are you hiding in?
Ze clock is ticking Jude
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/pol/
feck the robot
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>>38699187
I am a proud Jewish man. I cannot believe you would threaten anudda shoa. Wait until my lawyer rabbi Schwartz heard about this, he'll have the ACLU tell the whole world about your antisemitism!
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My fellow whites, I think we should stop persecuting Jewish people!
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bE5YZVyYnkw
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>>38699130
>tfw no daddy to fuck my twink BP
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>>38699130
Do gay men even like this game? Smells like fujobait
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>>38699846
I saw a stream of it. It's super Sjw and has awful as fuck writing full of cliches.
Some gay guys like it, but it's mostly girls playing it.
t. Trufag
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Post any interesting videos you stumble upon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DUcqh9fDWE&feature=youtu.be
I wonder what's going on here
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>>38699200
>an adult Slav in his natural habitat. What a graceful creature.
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how to torrent porn featuring porn on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHB4Q59528I&feature=youtu.be
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Was there a specific event that made you become a robot or were you slowly molded to be this way over the course of your upbringing?
Please tell me your story, Anon.
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I have aspergers and dyslexia. I also had an absolutely shocking case of acne from primary school until university, on top of this I started browsing 4chan at the age of 12 in 2006 or 2007, I think it helped make me in to the weirdo I am today.
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It was my dad and the only grandmother I knew, two very important people in my life passing away within one month of each other. I wasn't exactly doing great before that but that really did a number on me.
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>9th grade
>teacher asks the class if we have any complaints or wishes, anything we want to discuss
>chad raises his hand
>''i think we should stop bullying anon''
>panic, freeze for a couple of seconds
>blurt out ''i-i'm sitting right here'' in the most pathetic beta voice
>''...oh''
The laughing everytime you said something, turning quiet when you entered the room, looking at each other during your presentations. It wasn't my paranoia, it was all real. A real slap in the face finding out you're the biggest joke in class.
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Mom thinks I should get a gf 2017-07-29 04:47:24 Post No.38698996
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Mom thinks I should get a gf
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I think I'm gonna go for it lads all I need to do is improve myself r-right ?
Any tips or words of advice
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>>38698996
How are you gonna do it? Approach strangers? Coworkers? We need more info my man
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>>38698996
gfs are great! they can massage your prostate so you can relax rather than trying to contort your body so you need to do it yourself
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yknow how you get a gf anon?
>choose a girl in your league that you at least decently like
>talk to her a lot, whether it be over phone or irl
>drop hints and hold on to your fucking spaghetti
>only ask her out if you are 100% sure that shes into you
>???
>profit
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pls end me or friend me 2017-07-29 04:45:38 Post No.38698968
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some please tell me how to stop being a clingy faggot. I cant help myself I just want to give and get attention. I know its very off putting and no matter how much I try to stop I just get so attached easily.
someone just end me...
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Poor Isaac...
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>>38698968
Stop caring so much about others and start caring more about yourself. People are commodities
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>>38699041
but I want to help everyone and I just like feeling needed. otherwise I'll feel like im worthless..