>google "best ways to kill self"
>first five results
>NATIONAL SUICIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE
>SUICIDE PREVENTION
>WAYS TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM DOING SELF HARM
>HOW TO NOT WANT TO KILL YOURSELF
>SUICIDE HOTLINE
Jesus fucking christ, I just want to fucking off myself. Do normies just like watching me suffer or something? I swear to fucking god if I still have to deal with this shit I'm going to shoot somewhere up.
>>37608517
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=best+ways+to+kill+self&t=hz&ia=web
Google would lose a 'customer' if you necked yourself, can't blame em. And Mr. Shekelbergstein his precious tax dollars.
>tell Siri I want to kill myself
>she starts dialing a suicide hotline
the fuck m8, even my phone is a fucking normie
How do you work full time and go to school full time without killing yourself? I'm serious, how can somebody do this for 2-4 years? I still can't afford to live and I quite literally have zero free time. I have to use my sleeptime to study.
What are some good ted/youtube vids that can help robots? Shit like self esteem and self confidence
>>37608431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZUf3ZYFuso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ1lkzCdkBI
thereugo faggottttt
>>37608583
faget
orgniael
>>37608431
https://youtu.be/IwO6dgjmnMs this for sure
why are you all such gay betas?
>>37608379
I'm not gay, but I am a fucking beta.
>>37608388
>tfw non-fucking beta
>all (cute) girls I know have a job
>figure I'll get a job so I can meet girls
>every job I get is either a sausage fest, allows for no contact with colleagues or has women that are much older
Where do cute girls work?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/06/09/killer-in-supermarket-shooting-posted-chilling-videos-online-lauding-columbine-massacre/
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>Suicide Tapes (Vol. 1)
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Is Andrew Blaze /ourguy/?
>>37608304
>America is awoke
>all the teenagers are here
>shiiiiiiiiiieeeeeetttttt
>>37608304
More like /ourfag/
Cho is the only right answer, the only true robot.
>tfw born in 1986
Am I the oldest person on this website?
Born in 1985 and be a grill.
>>37608237
Not by a longshot.
1969.
>>37608284
I don't believe you.
origoo
>Anon! What in the world is the matter with you?! It's boys dress like girls day and you're not wearing a skirt or a dress! It doesn't even look like you shaved your body. It's time for a spanking, and if I see you aren't even wearing panties I'm sending you to the principals office for after class detention sodomy.
it's almost like school is a state run prison run by perverts
I think I'm in love with the future queen of hell!!
>It's another "Anon spends his rent money on hookers" episode
Feels bad man, but the intimacy at least feels good
Today I canceled a fuckdate with a cute and hot 15yo Stacy who's literally starving for my dick so I could play werewolves RPG with friends.
Has my autism gone too far? I've been sexually frustrated for ages and now I turn down hot fuck for playing werewolves.
And this is the second time lately I've done it. The first time we were playing changelings and I cancelled on a childhood crush who also happens to be hot and even a nice person.
What happened to the what are you listening to music thread?
If there is a music thread where you don't hate OP it fucking goes archived, then some shit thread that is almost the same gets bumped with shit music by like one person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nqRkAsZumc
I'm really fucking angry doesn't anyone listen to good stuff?''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2jwYmXuJio
Haha hey channers! Look at this hip new meem I made! I've been shown some so I thought I'd take a whack at it! :) if you can, show this to Sasha and Damien to let them know that ol' uncle Greg has still got it haha! Have a great day and thanks :)
>>37607908
Haha wow that is awesome dude. Your really hip
Hah thanks buddy you're cool too! :)
Anyone else feel free to share their meems :)
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S
RUUUUUUNING OUT
THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>37607877
SHE'S LEAVING HOME
AFTER BEING ALONE
FOR SO MANY YEARS