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>had a fling with this girl
>she said she had been with 20~ guys before me, claimed to have been raped too (yeah right)
>I left town
>came back, she has a bf now
>I cuck him, she tells him, he stays with her
>I have to leave because she wants to keep her beta bucks
>try again but she's angry and "creeped out" so I give up
>months go by, she calls me after dumping her bf
>fuck her, take some money from her, ignore her calls
>still periodically check her twitter for the lulz
>epitome of a retarded roastie twitter
>troll her from time to time
@MonaLisaSaperst
You might think I'm bitter or something and I guess I can't prove you wrong... but I ask you to simply read her twitter, you will definitely laugh.
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I'm a gay black person
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my most recent effort
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>>36966457
part zwei
Feels and Autism Stories
>be me
>be good-looking, tall, manly etc
>have cultural autism (my brother has aspergers and I was raised by him)
>10/10 stacy likes me
>always flirting with me
>messages me shit like "if we were close what would u do with me"
>always tells her girl friends about me and they call me shit like "sexy" whenever they see me
>never leaves me alone irl
>turned down Chads for "no reason" (i suspect it's because she likes me)
>i love it but as autismo i struggle under nervousness
>she begged me to come into class in morning today cause i normally just skip because i'm autismo and i won't be able to live a normal life anyway so fuck education
>come in just for her cause i like her
>there is a free seat next to her
>she says "hey anon"
>don't see the seat
>go sit on the opposite side of the room
>she comes over halfway through class and sticks some shit on my hair to flirt and starts touching me up
>all i can do is like smile and laugh because it's morning, i'm tired and autismo
>class ends
>rush out the door barging past her as she waited for me by the door
>she checked both of my snapchats and didn't reply
>don't know if i can salvage this
>going to try pulling a normie "feel like shit / someone talk xxx" later but only actually send it to her
>inb4 normie XD
shut up, what good are looks when you are a retard, all you guys here just whine about being ugly and stupid shit like that, it's the personality that truly counts and I've displayed how cancer mine is today
I just want to die anons... pls no bully for being a """""""normie"""""""
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>>36966264
>I just want to die anons... pls no bully for being a """""""normie"""""""
You seriously are a normie faggot tho. Even talking to girls like that during school without being shunned would've been a privledge for me. Fuck outta here
Plus, you can change looks but only to a certain extent. Retardation is your own fault and you can fix that if you weren't fucked in the head.
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>>36966316
>if you weren't fucked in the head
that's the problem I am fucked in the head
I know how you feel bro I've been bullied pretty much most of my school life, only recently has most things settled down and then my autism has gone and fucked this up.
I'm not a normie faggot I'm just pretending to be one, I started using 4chan when I was like fucking 12.
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>>36966264
Tell her you have anxiety and find ot hard to talk to people but you really like her and your awkward because the fact you like her makes you nervous youll scare her away
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after a long time, making a mommy love thread again.
1. why do you love your mom this lewd way?
2. you wanna do naughty stuff with her?
3. wanna join a mom/sis loving community on discord?(it's a little nasty though)
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confess your true love right now
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mommy mommy mommy origano
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mommy love origano
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Why do men want to cum on a girl's face even though girls don't even like it?
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>>36966178
Because she doesn't like it
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>>36966297
That is a trick. I rather have a man cum on my face than in me.
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Its to display our dominance and to put woman in their rightful subservient place
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>that feel when you realize your parents screwed up your growth
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>>36966109
This desu.
They didn't give me my required calcium intake during my chilldhood and so I became a manlet.
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>>36966109
>parents required that I drink a tall glass of milk with every meal while I was a kid
>mfw I turned out to be 6'4"
>but also autisticas in actual professionally diagnosed autism not internet meme autism
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>>36966109
My parents made me into mental depressed retardo with serious emotional problems
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I got my bsc in cs. Figured out I dont like coding enough to do it everyday, started to kinda hate it. Now cannot get a job that doesnt require it. Want to get job over summer but all is waiter and shit and im socially retarded. So now im 23, no job. Thinking about getting a degree in radiology to just be a technician. Basically sit in hospital and press buttons on machines. I dont even care about learning anymore. Just want decent job where I dont have to think alot. What do you think about changing everything now?
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>>36966088
What? You think 23 is too late for starting anything? Maybe for being an astronaut or a professional athlete. Certainly not too late to become a technician.
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Do it.
26, got a masters in environmental sci and public admin. Just now realizing i"ll be running/presenting the data simulations to people who dont care or think its "fake news".
Currently getting into python. Just realizing i"ll never care enough about any job i get and that i"ll have to be an entrepreneur. I just cant give 2 shits about anything that i dont have control over.
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>>36966088
if u can afford tuition go for it dude. dont let someone tell u ur job is stupid, especially some meme on the internet
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>tfw cute, passing trap, so much so that creepy guys hit on me in public
>tfw can't find a good enough bf
everyone who tries to flirt with me is at least two of four things
>sub-average in looks
>overweight
>a manlet (under 5'7")
>doesn't have a job
i don't really ask for much...
what am i doing wrong?
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>implying anyone interested in traps is going to be any good
And if they are they don't want sluts like you surely are.
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>>36966082
I wish I had your attitude I fucking hate myself.
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>>36966082
post pics and maybe one of the non losers here will want you
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Oh hey there wagecuck, I didn't see you there. Spending your lunch break browsing this board I see? Better eat up, there's only 5 minutes left and you know Mr. Shekelstien doesn't like food in the workplace.
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Another day another haircut my neetcuck friend
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Oh, hey NEETfriend, I didn't see you there. Thanks for asking, but I have an hour for lunch - not that Mr. Shekelberg minds if I take longer! He knows my work is good and that's what matters. I could work from home, but where's the fun in that, right?
My office is in an upscale part of town on the riverside, so by habit I leave the office around 12 to take lunch at one of the many different eateries within walking distance. A wonderful sushi bar just opened up across the street. Let me know next time you're in the area, I'll treat you.
Is that your mom calling you, Neety? Better hurry home!
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>>36966284
Hey wageslave. That's right, run along and get your work done otherwise your boss won't get his holiday in the sun. hurry up now boy...tut tut. By the sounds of it your boss rides your hole.
>>My office is in an upscale part of town on the riverside,
in a call center, where you work indoors.... in an office. An office. That's where you work. (laughs)
>>take lunch at one of the many different eateries within walking distance.
and you eat alone because either you have no real friends or your colleagues are just too repulsive to be with.
>>A wonderful sushi bar just opened up across the street.
Sushi (raw fish basically) is linked to internal worms btw due to contamination. it's unlikely that the trendy sushi bar is hygienic, being new, and being next to a oh-so-hygienic... river, which is a sewage route full of rats and vermin, flowing towards the sea. Freshen up, and try a swim.
xx
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Should I try to quit smoking
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Are there any reasons to actually not smoke or is it just a jewish myth
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It's not good for us, definitely.
But if we keep it to like 4-5 cogs a day, we should push of the cansur a little longer
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>>36966051
Smoke my cock faggot
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>>36966051
Why do you want to stop smoking cigarettes ?
You don't want to be dead ?
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FFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKA
WHAT ARE YOU
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>SMOKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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>>36966037
>Friday night
>12pm
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>>36966037
I'm listening napoleon-era marches and songs and fapping to hot redheads, most of the games are shitty nowadays, I'm waiting for new cod, BFBC3 and wolfenstein: the new colossus, maybe for cyberpunk 2077
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>>36966037
>PLAYAN
Metal Gear Rising(replaying on Hard Mode)
>WATCHAN
Kikaider the Animation and Metalder
>LISTENAN
Probably Anime Music
>READAN
Some Micheal Moore Book
>EATAN
Breakfast rn(Captain Crunch)
>DRINKAN
Black coffee and Fosters Ale later on
>SMOKAN
Dont smoke
>FAPPAN
Probably fetish porn(axelrosered is no more for any other fatfags here)
>FEELAN
Okay
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This isn't my doggo. Say something nice about him.
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He appears to have the expected number of legs a dog should have
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He seems cute and cuddly
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Jack Russels are wonderful dagos.
>tfw you will never be a girl
It's the only thing I want in life :'(
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>>36965965
Same actually if I had one wish it would be to be a girl. I actually think I'm probably going to transition I mean I hate myself so much and if I by some miracle pass it would be worth it.
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>>36965965
become a trap and give me your contact info
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>>36965999
I'm already a trap :(
>>36965984
Might as well do it. You can only ever be a poor imitation of one, though. Living through all that dysphoria and pain for something everyone else takes for granted, and getting mocked/looked down on for it too.
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What goes through your mind when you see happy couples in public?
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>>36965865
I think about how they're going to go home and argue about stupid crap and I'm glad it's not me.
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If I see a woman holding hands with a man who is shorter than her (rare, but I've seen it) I think to myself "Why is she with him? I could just walk up to her and kiss and she'd leave this manlet for me instantly."
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>>36965865
Cute and how I wish that suffering did not exist so that I won't feel bad for having kids.
:3
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>tfw to intelligent too wake up before 2:00pm
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>tfw to intelligent to be able to fall asleep before 1am
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>>36965823
>tfw to intelligent to live so you take a lethal dosage of drugs
Now we wait.
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How's life on the east coast of America ?
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>he's good looking but clingy and doesn't bring anything to the table
Any other fembots know this feel?
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>Thread proudly talking about not having jobs.
>Thread about living at home with parents at 25.
>thread about raping/abusing women.
>thread about pee buckets.
I find it dumb robots don't get why they don't have girlfriend.
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>>36965804
yeah, I'm sure your six figure salary, magically ability to not age and rich Rothschild tier family are much better off.
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>>36965804
>wants literally Chad Thundercock and is unable to make even small compromises in any detail
>wonders why she doesn't find someone who meets her criteria
Giving women a choice was a mistake.