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post a pic of yourself else it's just bait m'lady

>>36222556
if you're ugly and a neet, why do you think you should get a cute twink as a bf?

>>36222556

you forgot to mention if you're a real, actual roastie or not.

>>36222540
how does it feel being a nigger? lmao at your life

>>36222610
op is prob not black

This is why women having political power is a bad thing, especially when combined with a culture that discourages having children young.

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Just so you all know, I'm really nervous about communicating with others, even over the internet. Even now I'm slightly shaking...

I'll try my best though!

>>36222572
In the mean time, I'll just quietly ponder to myself. I've got to build up my mettle for this.

>>36222631
If anyone is actually interested, it would help if you were at least 22 or older.

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>>36222497
Only 90's kids get this one

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>>36222513
I said old memes.

>>36222497
It's impossible to artificially bring back memes. Unless they can somehow be made relevant again. They get replaced for a reason. Before Pepe, all glory was given to the Hypnotoad.

>>36222471
because you're a gay kike

could it be because you eat like shit and never exercise or even go outside? or is it your genes? or both?

>>36223410
could it possibly be related to how infrequently you wash your hair?

>>36222384
FUCK OFF NORMIE
OFF YOURSELF NORMIE
NORMIE FUCK OFF

>>36222410
Why even respond to such obvious bait threads faggot?

>>36222443
not bait, I just didnt get a response on /b/ so i made a thread here

>>36222341
No, but the other day at WalMart as I was riding up the escalator some nigger was bouncing and groping his latina gf's ass on the escalator in front of me.

>>36222341
kek walmart

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Holy shit, someone else remembers this video. I mean, it had a lot of views I think, but I swear that you can't even find this video on Youtube anymore, can you. I've fapped to this short video so, so many times.

>you never got to watch girls playing with their friend's big boobs in high school

>>36222149
cause pepperoni is better pizza

>>36222149
Who the fuck is going to verify that it's only teens looking at it?

>>36222149
It's not a matter of who's looking at it, ding-dong, it's the fact that kids legally cannot consent to be a part of cheese pizza.

>>36222147
laser tag, paint balling, it really depends on your age

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Now i'm not one to call every slightly social person a normie but YOURE A FUCKING NORMIE WHAT THE FUCK GET THE SHIT OUT OF HERE GO ASK ANOTHER BOARD

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>>36222487

Oh I am far, far from normie, fellow anon.

https://youtu.be/63IpcR85Pro

>tfw will never bond with a girl this well
>tfw never gonna pick up a girl at the airport
>tfw a girl is never gonna tell me that I'm her all
>tfw never gonna wake up to her sleeping on my chest
>tfw don't know what affection feels like

Picture is inaccurate, she would be fucking someone else while he's missing her

It only really works if there's a tangible end date in site - if not it becomes unsustainable

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That's up to you.
Can I be your friend?

>>36222122
na l'm good

>>36222122
hmm, what state are you in? i'm from nyc =)

>>36222118
You have to make your intentions as clear as possible, women have simple minds after all.
Just grab onto her and start moving like your a fish out of water, this will trigger her natural instincts to reproduce and she'll be soaking in seconds.
Trust me, I'm a guy on the internet.

>>36222232
She will be quite drunk (as am I), so should I just sit close to her, talk to her and touch her?

>>36222118
The girl for you is probably really ugly or the ugly friend of the stacy your roommate is bringing. This is not going to end well. Because they are basically forcing you two together. If they leave you two alone she'll probably tell you to fuck off.

I'm not a fan of cuckoldry.

I-I don't like girls

>>36222102
>I-I don't like girls

FAG

>>36222020
Op here, any advice guys?

>>36222020
Dayum nigga how do you fall so far?
Okay here's my protip for getting skinny - stay hungry. Can't go too long without eating or your metabolism shuts down. Eat something really small, like 50cal or less, about every hour or 45 minutes. If you do it right you'll be hungry after like 20 minutes and then you just wait a little bit before eating.

>>36222284
Yeah I've no idea, I blinked and I am worth nothing. Living at home with my mother...

Thanks for the advice, I guess it starts with getting back into shape, and curb my addiction to food and porn..

>>36222012
Exercise seems like the obvious choice.

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>>36222012
I know that feel, usually I just bottle it all up inside. God help the first best person I meet when I can't contain it anymore.

>turn this feeling into something positive
lmao what a moralfag :^)