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Are female orgasms real?
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yes.
t. frequent female-orgasm-haver
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>>34466617
post your pusy or it didn't happen
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>>34466617
just because you're wearing women's underwear doesn't mean you're woman
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I had a girl over to my house last night, I don't think it went well. Any robots out there willing to tell me what I did wrong?
I asked this girl from my class out on a date. We both went out to eat, and she seemed fairly happy, then I took her back to my place in my car. She seemed a little nervous, but she's also a very shy person. We sat around and watched TV and movies til about 10 PM. I tried to cuddle once, but she pushed me off, so I didn't try to make any physical contact the rest of the night. About 10:05 she just said she had to go, then got up and left.
She's really cute, so please help me understand how I can salvage this. Pic related, it's me.
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>>34466554
Is that you & your date?
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>>34466554
Well, did she say anything to you after the attempted cuddling. It sounds like that's where things went down hill.
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>>34466642
She just said "Please don't do that." Conversation felt kind of one sided after that.
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>5'4 manlet
>Hispanic (or spic you robots would say)
>no job
>no car
>possibly autistic
How am i suppose to get a girlfriend?
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>>34466508
>Hispanic
>5'11"
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>>34466508
5,7 here
Thanks senpai, now I feel a little better about myself.
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>>34466649
Kinda sucks knowing that if i ever have kids they too will be manlets. Kill me now senpai
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>tfw an old bandmate from high school is opening for one of your favorite bands while you sit at home and complain about it on 4chan before going to your minimum wage job at pizza hut
when does this awful ride end?
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At least you were good enough of a musician to be in a band.
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>>34466443
Do you at least get free food???
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>>34466482
Nope. What kind of corporation would give people FREE stuff?
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>"Aye bossman, you order dis here pizza?"
>"Dat'll be $20.50 and a tip"
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what a pleasant young man
sure thing, friend
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>>34466463
"Hot and ready, now how about that tip?"
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>>34466470
>>34466377
heh
yeah right
YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME FEMENIST BITCHES YOU THINK YOUR SNIPERS ARE GONNA GET ME WITH THIS TRICK?
haAHHAH
fuck you get out of her oh and if you think about blowing yourself up or planting explosives got news for ya punk i ain't even home so go ahead your feminist plot is foiled now fuck off
i only order from dominos anyway.
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>mom stepped in the spurt of semen that got on the floorJust happened to me.
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would have been cool if she slipped on it like a cartoon banana
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>>34466370
hope she was barefoot.
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>>34466422
Luckily, it was on the rug.
>>34466439
She was.
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>mfw i watch the HWNDU livestream all day long to escape crippling loneliness and pretend im there meme'ing with all the chanbros like they were my friends
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>>34466336
Im gonna head out there tomorrow since it's my day off.
D-do you want me to say somethimg for you, anon?
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>>34466336
the girl that just said
>give me your cummies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1SVnLdz41o
you might like this
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I switched up my tactics dudes.
Pray for me.
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>>34466263
I admire your boldness anon
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.>>34466263
I just want to take YOU out for sushi and fuck your ass
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>>34466263
well if you aren't a super model
you'll get called a freak/rapist/creep
and screencapped posted on rebbit straight for a week and have any prospects of finding a job thrown out the window
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Shall we have a comfy music thread fellow robots?
I fucking love 16 Horsepower, I recommend everyone to listen to them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69SKhouCZcw
I wish I was a south american hillybilly ;_;
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y97UQ_TD8c
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>>34466201
Tom Waits is god-tier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27LLPANAgzw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6yXqunTRYI
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>8/10 coworker is into me
>hasn't dumped her boyfriend, idk if she's still virgin
>seems to be internally conservative
>but is dumb as a box of rocks
What do I do?
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>>34466151
>but is dumb as a box of rocks
wtf does she need to smart for?
Who cares? Women don't really have any purpose to know things.
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she definitely isn't a virgin. you don't want someone as dumb as rocks, no matter how lonely, might as well buy 40lbs of ass and fuck that instead.
ignore her and move on, it'll never happen.
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>hasn't dumped her bf
>is into you
why do you not see this as a red flag you dumb fuck
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>Iook down
>see this
what do?
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>>34466148
Finger my sweet pussy and asshole
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Play with my tits and finger myself till i'm numb
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would it be gay to get fucked by a guy if you turned into a girl?
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Questions for fembots/femanons 2017-01-28 06:18:30 Post No.34466140
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Questions for fembots/femanons
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Have you have done this before? Do you still do it?
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>>34466140
Perfectly normal desu, pretty sure every girl does that, grow up.
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>>34466140
i'm male, but i've definitely heard of taste tests.
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>>34466445
pretty sure shes cleaning the period blood away from her puss lips
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I just want to have a small comfy shuttlecraft and roam around the universe; feeling.
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>semicolon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>wanting a short range type 6 shuttlecraft
>to roam around the universe
nigga you'll die
something like the U.S.S Raven that 7of9's parents flew to look at borg would be sweet though, much bigger than a shuttlecraft, but not nearly as big as other science vessels. pic related
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You'd died in the time it would take you to cross to another system. It would take you weeks to get between planets.
If you're gunna fantasize at least hitch rides at warp-capable ships
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"No one else gets laid either" 2017-01-28 06:14:12 Post No.34466083
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"No one else gets laid either"
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No One Else Gets Laid Either
https://delicioustacos.com/2017/01/26/no-one-else-gets-laid-either/
If this guy's telling the truth about himself, I fucking give up man. It's over
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holy fuck that paints a bleak picture
if he can't get laid what chance does a robot have
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He sounds kind of autistic and intense though. Probably comes across as scary
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this is obvious satire
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Post a funny face that made you laugh out loud at least once please
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I burst out laughing the first time I saw her.
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ok familiy i will post
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>"oh shit, wtf r you doing?"