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STANDING
ON

>>36262109
THE
EDGE
OF

>>36262128
OOOOF
THE CRATER

2-3 times a day, always to porn

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Once a day usually. Sometimes twice, but that's very rare.

About 3 times a day. Sometimes 5 on a day where I've got nothing to do.

I usually blow all my load in the morning and I'm just shooting blanks for the rest of the day. I've trained myself to cum between about 4-8 minutes and I can only only ever cum laying down while there's something between my legs like a pillow or and old shirt.

Am I broken?

>>36261988
>>Women who opt for tall men are also more fertile, scientists suggest

This statement doesn't make any sense because ALL women opt for tall men.

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>Researchers found the greater the height difference, the happier the wife is
this is good news for when I find my 6'3 amazon waifu then

>Man's looks more important than personality

http://www.livescience.com/58607-mens-looks-may-matter-more-than-personality.html

BUT JUST BEEEE YOOOORRRSEEEEELLLLFFFFF

>>36261961
i have droopy lizard eyes, i can't fit contacts in there. i want to get lasik but only in one eye

>>36261961
I wear contacts and I'm still a kissless Virgin

>>36261961
I refuse to have things go anywhere near my eyes like that

>>36261890
>suicidal
>too beta to go DPS
a true robot down to the marrow

>>36261890
bugger off, I've been support (medic/recon) in most shooters and I'm still male(male)

Good riddance.
t. career Healer (male)

>>36261842
>ITT things that never happened

Neck yourself OP, you should seriously consider suicide as an exit option.

>>36261842
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY BED WHAT HAVE YOU DONE GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36261842
based angle

>and there is nothing you can do about it

Says you. I'm 3 days post-op from an open septorhinoplasty. Cast and stitches come off/out on Monday.

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Tell him that faggot

>>36262030
One in a billion.

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I'll dump some woojaks to keep the thread alive

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rare music edition wojak

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you can also use this thread to say how you're feeling

Skill = practice * talent

Practice the thing you're trying to get better at. Intelligence (talent) alone doesn't turn you into a doctor, you still have to study. If you're dumb, study harder.

>>36261787
but i am also very lazy and i only derive pleasure from eating food and sleeping

Why do you want to be smarter?
In what ways do you want to be smarter?

dear op

the fuck is the point in these threads?

regards

anon

Dear V,
I fun know why you texted me again, but here I am, standing under your window. It's raining, but I consider being here for at least 40 minutes more. I go here like the religious people go to the church, how does it make you feel?
I know one thing for sure: I'm glad that you didn't forget me, and that you care enough to text me. You are even kinder than I thought.
Even thinking about getting over you was stupid, I will never find someone to whom I can open as much as I did to you, and who won't hate me after it.
Love you,
A. L.

Dear thread,

You're just a secrets thread but better.

Sincerely, anon

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>Never once complained about being a hambeast
>What are you quoting

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I'm fuckin getting there m8 can't wait to crush pussy senior year of high school.

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>>36261703
show a picture of him naked . He has michellin man flabby skin from losing weight too fast.

( a fitting punishment for a normie )

>nervous habit to avoid peoples eyes
Yep, no way around it.

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>try to seem busy by getting out your smartphone
>don't have anything in it, no messages or anything
>swipe left and right in the menu
>look at the empty calendar

>>36261672
>Not being so jaded with life that you can disassociate from your surroundings completely, enabling you to look at people straight in the eyes as they walk pass and still feel as you always feel - nothing

>>36261612
i didn't start fapping until I was 16. is that weird?

my dick's 6.5" :(

>>36261612
12, a month before turning 13 iirc
16cm

8 years old.

Too ashamed to say

>>36261592
There is No such thing as Black robot.
In order to be robot you had to be human bean first, not monkey tier

>>36261660
Thanks for proving the OP right that only black people can be robots.

Even robots hate blackbots..

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>>36261660

You admit you were a human first aka a failed normie? Guess what black people never had the chance to be normies. Girls don't even like blacks they use them as objects like fucktoys we don't have the optrion to be humans just fake thugs or some other stereotype

Blacks are the true honest to god robots because we were created to be fake with no chance of ever being human

>>36261588
I want to steal her dog

>>36261588
disgusted by attentionwhoring normies trying to look cute

Doesn't look cold enough for that outfit