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>normies are too normal for you
>autists are too autistic for you

Fuck.
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I don't mind, it makes being by myself easier.
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>>36182380
same in my town too
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>>36182380
i'm a failed normie, but i've failed so much that no normie would see as one of them, but at the same time no robot would consider me one them. i'm alone as you.

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>Anon, it's sunny outside! take off your shirt!
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>>36182326
i have stretchmarks all over my belly and a few on my mits as well as arms.

Ever since I got fat it has been like this. I wouldn't even care about showing my gut, it's the stretchmarks that are embarrassing and ugly.
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>>36182326
I have no problem taking my shirt off. What's the point of this thread? To make fun of people who are insecure? Instead of making threads about depressing shit, how about making one about helping these people? Cmon now.
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n-no thanks sorry

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why do roasties get all flirty even if they're not single
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Do you really need to be told how badly they crave attention?
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>>36182324
Flirting is fun. Men do it too.
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Because to them attention is more addictive than coke, and they never truly see themselves as off the market.

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alchohol general :D

everclear so u dont get fat.
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>>36182281
That's a cute girl(male)

Now with the topic:
Alcohol is a great thing all girls I have kissed have been drunk
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>>36182281
How's the transition coming? Can we see a pic when you were still a cute boi?
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>post a selfie
>on an anonymous rice planting board

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Give me 1 good reason why I shouldn't kill myself.

>inb4 just do it feggit hehe

I want to live. I need a reason not to die. Plz help me fellow robots.
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>>36182232
The thing you always wanted the most could've happened after you died.

/thread and lock
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Because it's pointless and retarded. It doesn't solve anything and it's cowardly to run away from your problems instead of solving them and facing them. Plus, it brings all of your problems and pain over to your family members and friends. So I hope you enjoy making others miserable if you go through with it.
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>>36182251
Thanx bro it means a lot to me

I thought this would be a good thing, but I am starting to regret it.
a few months ago, I met this girl online. She seemed pretty cool, but once I found out she was 15, I wanted to just cut her off (I'm 22).
I felt a little bad about just dumping her like that though. I could tell she was pretty depressed, and I kinda wanted to help her out
Over the months, I talked with her, on and off, and eventually decided to meet up.
Turns out, we both share an obscure fetish, so we quickly started sleeping together regularly.
We meet up 2-3 times a week now, and sex is almost guaranteed every time. This is the first time I've actually had anything close to a relationship, and the only time I have had sex readily available...
Now this sounds great and all, I'm not even really in any immediate danger of getting caught, but I am having a hard time having any feelings for her.
She has started to fall in love with me, and is getting somewhat clingy, which I dont mind, but I know its going to end badly at some point. I am the first guy who has been genuinely good to her, and not just used her for sex. I am the one thing that makes her happy.
I am even somehow losing my sex drive, and its getting kind of old, since thats pretty much all we do together.
I don't know if I should break it off though. She has enough dirt on me to get me locked up if she wanted to, and I do care about her, but this secret relationship is wearing on me.

what is the best way to subtly make a relationship fade out naturally?
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Uh, stop talking to her.

Become more and more distant whenever she's around, refuse sex
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>>36182220
Bro, I really want to help you, but I need feet pics to see what I'm dealing with here. All in your best interest.
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>>36182220
>15 and already a nonvirgin

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>hiya anon! Waddaya think of my new hairdo? Pretty qt huh?!
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>>36182168
Obvious shitposting aside, I actually do think that hair color looks nice with those eyes on that girl.
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>>36182168
I'm gay, woman
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>>36182168
>yeah

How do you even respond to that

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Why don't fat people kill themselves?
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>>36182137
Something something tumblr fat acceptance, "be yourself bodywise" THICC somthing
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>>36182137
It's hard to enjoy food when you're dead.
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>>36182137
i don't really care about being fat these days.I don't care about anything so caring about being a fat fuck is last in my list.

Is Trump the new Kim Jong Un?
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no because trump is still alive
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>>36182111
OH SHIT

Onigiri desu senpai
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>>36182136
>north korea

no one is really scared of you, tiny little bitch boy
you'll get fucked just like your daddy

im gonna flip a rapex condom inside out and put it on a dildo and ass fuck your family for 20 years in a siberian bunker personally

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We fucked up. We are literally too late. It was in the Boomers hands and they dropped the ball completely. Though every other generation including the current one would have done the same thing given the same historical consequences.

Climate change is going to ravage our civilization. I have never been one to indulge in the kind of "we deserve it" or "humans are a plague" horseshit.

We simply failed to accommodate for the signal to noise ratio. Too many people living their own lives, while those who sought power, obtained it. And then never, ever satisfied that hole and just kept digging.

The Arctic and the Permafrost are melting, this is going to trigger obscene Methane releases. People are far, far too optimistic about the timescale. Within the span of one generation (33 years) It's entirely foreseeable that Human Civilization as it is currently organized will cease to be.

The real death knell is when, en masse, the crops start to fail.

I'm very, very sad. And distraught. We are living in the height and might of Human Society right now, and to be frank we are on the downslope.

To this day there are still Climate Change deniers, or people who parrot that "The climate is always changing", or people who spout off that "Humanity may be destroyed but life will survive"

I dunno guys. The worst part, in my own selfish point of view, is that I see all this. And just think to myself to not have kids. Not have ridiculous career ambitions. And to just enjoy my family and friends and chemicals and games and all of it until the world runs down. And I know that that hedonistic urge will be felt by others, and we won't act until we really feel the pain. And by the time we feel the pain, it's ridiculously and comically too late.

I'm very sad.
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I have no hope.
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It's one of the many things that make me second guess whether I'd have children even if I had the opportunity.
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>>36182080
I'm looking forward to the total destruction of the world. I just want to enjoy the ride in relative comfort before we all go out.

>tfw too stupid to even begin solving rubik's cubes

Being aware of your idiocy is such a crushing feeling. I don't even want to look up how it's solved, because it won't make me smarter and what's the point of having to look it up? I can't look up every tiny thing in life. Sure, considering how to look things up (not duplicating effort) might be a shitty form of "intelligence", but it can't replace being able to solve simple problems yourself,
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>>36182067

It isn't that hard. I'm a grade A classic loser, but I learned it in 24 hours back when I was 19.
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>>36182067
To solve the cube you don't need to be intelligent. Just memorize all the moves.

Unless you want to be pro cube solver doing 20x20x20 under 30 seconds...
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>>36182067
>Rubik's cube
>simple
Ayy, that thing is for autists or curious normalfags anyway

>my favourite memory is getting drunk on my 18th birthday
>by myself wondered around in the city and found a wise street musician
>he told me about life and taught me alot of things about family and love (even tho he thought I was gay)
>I was sitting there for hours that night when a lady came sat down with us
>her name was jackyln
>beautiful 28yo, married red head lady
>she wasn't allowed into the club her friends were going into so she just spent the night sitting outside with us.
>we talked for hours and she made me feel like I wasn't alone for the first time I could remember
>she told me I was a kindred spirit, hugged me and gave me a kiss before she left. she said she was glad she wasn't allowed in the club and said that night was meant to be
>I fell asleep happy that night
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>>36182066
I don't have any feelssuicideman.jpg
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That's a sweet story, anon, I could share mine but I'm too tired
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>>36182066
jokes on you anon i don't have any

Any Drumpf supporters here? I'm gonna beat your ass.
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>>36181993
>deported
don't even try it pedro
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>>36181993
Just try and punch me through the screen you fucking beaner.
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I voted for him. It didn't matter though.

Who else here is a full grown adult (26 years old here) but still feels like a teenager/child in more ways than one?

It helps that I still don't live on my own and I don't have any sense of independence, but even if I were an independent individual I still enjoy too many things that are targeted specifically at kids/teens like cartoons (not anime, but actual western cartoons)

I don't have any kind of life plan at all. I honestly would just kill to get a government check every month for $300, free government housing and some basic internet so I can just play video games and shitpost all day.

Not like finding other people in the same mudhole as me will help in any way, but it's an interesting point of conversation I guess.
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Yeah I relate to you and all that crap but why is Maho so perflat?
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>>36182023
Sometimes I wonder if my interest in loli comes from the fact that I'm a manchild
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>>36181991
If you actually interacted with adults you would discover most of them act like children.The only difference is that having more responsibility gives them a false sense that they possess more knowledge then your typical 18 year old.

What happened to eggman???
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>>36181984
That picture is revolting, stop posting. Just execute yourself.
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>>36182029
Fuk yu
Fyurhu
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>>36181984

He posts and streams on YouTube a lot.


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