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What's the worst board other than /b/?
>/fa/
Autist who think they know how to dress
>/a/
Waifu fags and moe
>/tv/
Memes and contrarian fags trying to fit in
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>>38323105
>/a/
>Waifu fags and moe
you called?
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>>38323105
>/pol/
Self-explaining
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Hey fuck off i like /tv/
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>My life is so bad, I don't have a gf
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What does that guy have to do with me
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This man is incredibly strong. Or at least I hope he's as strong as he fancies himself to be.
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>>38323000
Jesus, how surreal would it be to wake up every morning to that face.
I think I would last about a week
there is a friend of mine who is also a guy as i am. im into him but he doesnt know yet. how can i go about having sex with him? (we are both straight)
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>>38322999
Put on a dress and some makeup and go suck his dick, that way it will be totally straight.
Nice digits, by the way.
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>>38322999
>Put on a dress and some makeup and go suck his dick
thats gay tho
i just wanna ram his boypuss
thanks i like the digits myself too
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>(we are both straight)
No you aren't
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Need to be virgin to be a robot
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Don't care if you are socially adept, a woman, a faggot, or colored, you just have to be a virgin. You can literally have millions, and look like chad, and have all the friends, but as long as you're a virgin, and you call yourself robot, you're a robot. Non virgins, no matter how shit their life has become, I can't really consider to be robots.
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Being a virgin is a necessary but not sufficient condition for being a robot.
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That's the original creed dude but with all the normos here lately I'm afraid your message is going to be obstructed by "fembot" and "Normie's advice" threads
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I'm a virgin and a robot but you don't have to be a virgin to be a robot.
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I live by a active highway. Would walking into traffic be an effective way to kill myself and how much pain would I be in?
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>>38322894
I'm 99% sure that the cars wouldn't hit you. They would instead try to avoid you and crash into other cars. You would end up unharmed, but a lot of people would be injured or maybe killed. Just get a reason to live anon. I would miss you.
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>>38322894
Yes. Think about it for a second..rationally. do you realllly think its better to be dead? lol. Its easy = no
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>>38322987
>>38323120
I appreciate the concern but Ive made up my mind and I just want to know what to expect if I try walking on a highway
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>interview at Chili's tomorrow
If I don't get this job I'm investing in a rope. Luckily I'll be making minimum wage at least since I live in commiefornia and wage cucks at restaurants HAVE to make at least minimum instead of bullshit like $2.50 an hour.
Who else close to escaping from neetdom?
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It's as easy as speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you want the job. Four simple steps, Champ. You've got this!
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>>38322910
what do I do if hes drinking coffee?
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>>38322925
Wait obviously till he's finished
>>38322881
What's chillis
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Is it in any way immoral to pretend to have assburgers for gibs?
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No because the kind of person who fakes having autism to stay at home all the time probably has a mental disability anyway
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With all the medical tests and history required, it just shows a lack of creativity. I'm sure there's easier ways to accomplish the same thing.
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>>38322629
Good luck, they refuse to give me anything for my real burgers. Mild autism just doesn't do it anymore
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>19
>no gf
Who else here /beyond redemption?/
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19y/olds are little babby
shut up little babby
u haven't lived long enough to form a proper opinion about things
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>>38322738
I have been alive for 19 years. ten years ago I was literally a 9 year old
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>>38323594
So? You're not /beyond redemption/ until you're a wizard or at least 25.
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What is this body type called? Where can i find porn of it
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small & stacked
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mutated bobblehead freak?
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>>38322553
fat tiddies, no ass. U can just tell...ol' Swans listenin' ass fake bih
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What did you have for breakfast? Pic was mine. I also eat my breakfast in the shower.
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>>38322552
>BBQ flavored Popped
Nice
>Vanilla coke
what the fuck anon
I just had some toast with maple syrup on it
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I had two hardboiled eggs with salt and pepper.
Doesn't your food get soggy OP?
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I'm not feeling well, so I just had two scoops of this for breakfast and a nutri grain bar, apple flavor.
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*sees you being dropped off at the entrance to apply*
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*slaps coffee mug onto floor*
*maintain eye contact*
"Give me a job right now or else you'll never drink coffee again, mark my words."
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*prepares hand to be shaken firmly*
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>>38322697
"Just like I showed you, Champ. It's all in the handshake."
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Why don't you care about this /r9k/?
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>>38322519
I do. Now you care about this.
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I do care about this and hope it passes so that the internet can be finally free from Americans.
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>>38322519
Robots usually don't care about anything except porn and >tfw no gf
Also, I'm not American.
What's chad secret?
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w-what the f*ck????
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There are two secrets
1) Be attractive
2) Don't be unattractive
Following these two simple rules is all you need to do.
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>>38322498May I please have this gay sauce?
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If you were a woman in your current situation you could literally start having sex and get paid for it at ANY TIME you'd like
Women are UNDENIABLY privileged.
>inb4 roastie defense squad
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>>38322445
I wouldn't wanna be a fucking whore cuz I'm not a degenerate
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>>38322445
I'm gonna guess 80% of porn stars are E/ISFP.
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>>38322445
>Donated eggs for money
>Sell breast milk for money
Not going to lie, it's amazing getting paid just to exist.
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All you robots talk about the fact that you would date ANY femanon given the chance.
So here's your chance.
I'm 19, 5'2", chubby and ugly imo. But I'll be loyal and way too autistic to cheat on you.
If anyone in interested post your contact pls
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^Preferably be in UK too because I'm not rich enough to travel far away
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>>38322421
congrats, op. you discovered the perfect bait for a bump limit thread.
where are you from?
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>>38322421
>chubby
lmao fat fuck kys