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>>37127564
are there cute skelly girls in psych wards?

>>37127593

sometimes, you can't fuck them though

>>37127564
Weren't you supposed to be dead

>>37127541
The real question is

Do you?

>>37127541
Tell us what happened, anon.

My post is original.

>>37127541
>people jokingly call me autistic
>I actually have aspergers

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>>37127444
Nobody cares.

Also ur so edgy m8 XD

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What is this? I don't understand. What are you doing?

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Minimalistic and focusing only on my most autistic interests is how I like to keep it.

I'd rather you fuck off and kill yourself.

There are dozens are threads exactly like this daily of you fucksticks forcefully pushing your ideals and own experiences on others. It never works as advice and never will.

>>37127413
That's got nothing to do with me, man. I understand that advice like "just be yourself" is terrible and confusing. The problem with most of those threads is they're made by Chad who does all the right things naturally. He doesn't actually know where a robot is starting from, he doesn't know how to get there. I do, because I'm not some big natural pimp. I had to change my patterns of behavior with almost no guidance over the course of 8 years, but I know what I did, from the big picture to the little adjustments, and I just want to cut the learning curve of others who are trying to do the same.

>>37127371
Ok then teach me

>>37127141
Don't look into it. She's one of those girls who had 20 orbiters at once in high school because she knew the precise amount of affection to give each one to keep them running back.

If she really carted she would have started an actual conversation.

^This.Some women just like to act like Mary Sues just to appear like a perfect and the ideal woman in her friends' eyes.

You should've killed her right then and there, how fucking condescending can one be

>>37127111
yes hello i know that feel yeah

I literally write the same posts over and over again bc I complain about the same things

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>>37127164
>>37127111
its okay hunny
post pic and ill try to make you feel better

My wife and I did it, i dont see the big deal

because women want to shop around for the best chad dick

Sex feels very good

>>37126752
post ur face

cafeteria chemins

Just make sure you don't have kids. Don't make the same mistake he did.

>>37126752
>complaining about ugliness
>not posting a picture

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i prefer thighs since bums are mostly fat

>>37126700
i want to lick shota boy's small balls

>Do women fantasize about my strange male fetishes?
Hmm

shameless shamelelelelslsls

>>37126687
because we have already seen everything, faggot. The more you revive an experience the more its less enjoyable.

>>37126854
i dunno man alcohol still hasn't lost its magic on me

>>37126686
Yeah but they age terribly. The second she hits 40 you'll be looking for a white milf to take your cum on her face.

I live in an area that is 99.9% white.

Kill me please

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>>37126702

I live in a college town and there's a decent supply of qt Middle Eastern girls who don't cover their hair. Hnng.

Too bad I have to move back to 95% white hometown to take care of my sick mother in July

LOVE IS DEAD AND IM THE ONE THAT SUNK THE KNIFE

Love should mean loyalty, should it not?

Nah. Love is love, it's own thing. We all feel it, but what we do with love is on us as individuals.

>>37126473
probs underage

but if this is real then you should put the effort in to get there and hit it

but you wont.

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>>37126500
She's 18, and no I won't

Oh well. At least I can get her to send nudes

post more of the titcow my man

Uh I wouldn't stick my dick in something called AirBlade

>>37126462
you have to piss in it from the side, that is the purpose of dyson airblade

>IMG_ filename
>it's another "iOS phoneposter doesn't realize he's a normalfag" thread

>tfw have liberal parents
>try to get them to stop watching msm lies but they wont cause they're old dinosaurs
>try to explain why having a literal nazi friend doesn't make me racist

>>37126174
suck it up you fucking snowflake. Not everyone is always going to agree with you and they're not worse for thinking differently to you. Shut the fuck up complaining about nothing and GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEE

ps. you are welcome to come back when you have real problems, or you have a women hate thread to post

>>37126174
>Going outside
Fucking normie

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