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Report in Femobots.

My grand plan till 35 is to marry and divorce 3 guys and take half of their shit.
Give me some Tips how to extract most wealth from Men!

You go girls!!!
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what is a wgtow

are you women

i'll fight any of you right now and pound your faces into dust
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>>39390848
Good luck with that you pathetic maggot.
First you will have to defeat my 5 orbiters.
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>>39390826
why do you want to hurt people?

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Here is the deal,

Was just on discord, and there was this Stacy manipulating men as usual. Ended up getting booted off.

There must be a place for somebody who does not like talking to THESE STUPID FUCKIN ROASTIE SLUUTS. HOLY F*** I HATE THEM SO FUCKIN MUCH. THEY RUIN FUCKIN EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEEE

Which brings me to the next point. Mods are ruining the sheebs out of Discord. And ruining the sheebs out of everything else. I've been sick, there is no where for the average Beta Male to go anymore without ten thousand different normies, or fuckin stacies coming in and ruining it.

All I want to talk about, is my Jojo's my Kobayashi Maid Dragon and my other cool stuff. Yknow maybe throw some conversations about Warhammer 40K and how to play golf if you have no friends.

But whatever. If somebody has a chill discord server for robots would love it. Thx
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bump for discord
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>>39391083

Thank you brother for the bump, I shall bump
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>>39390777
every r9k discord ends in little inner circles and extreme amounts of orbiting

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>feel like shit
>think about god
>feel a bit better
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>>39390769
how is santa not real but god is
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>>39390936
Saint Nicolas does indeed have everlasting life through the grace of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.
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>>39390936
Because it was confirmed that the cocacola company invented santa as an ad campaign. Has anyone proven god to be a lie?

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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day150

what games have you anons been playing?
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what have you been at today anon?
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been playing a WoW burning crusdade private server
reliving nostalgia I suppose
its so fukking fun tho
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>>39390660
Which one? I love private servers, retail is so shit nowadays

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>tfw black

I don't even feel anymore
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>>39390566
Be proud you fuck, why are there so many of these threads lately?
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Black people are great tho.
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How big is your pillar tho?

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How can white bois even compete with superior black alpha males?
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>>39390534
are niggers even human? they defiantly are some kind of missing link
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>>39390534
Muh muh fuggin black genetics mofo
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>>39390534
don't bully him

originaladal

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>tfw i fell for 'le dick size doesnt matter' meme
girls love big cocks, they can take a big cock, just watch amateur porn or bbc and a japanese girl, she can take a 9 inches dick
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>>39390486
Listen to this fembot tell you what they want, my dick isnt even 5.5 so I'm fucked

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>>39390729
don't listen to this bot anons
he's been posting in every thread since a few days ago
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>>39390750
We are all robots anon

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Hmmm don't worry anon I'm sure you'll start improving yourself tomorrow. You'll start learning that programming language right? Exercising more? Maybe talk to your old "friends" again? Yeah I'm sure you'll do it tomorrow. Right?
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You will finally build up the courage to kill yourself right?
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>>39390463
Sure, I tell myself that everyday so I'm sure that's gonna happen one day !
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>mfw I spend my days exactly how I wish to spend them
>mfw on the ground floor of something that will get really big on /r9k/ and actively ingraining myself deeper
>mfw it's objectively a waste of time by normalfag standards but it gives my mentally ill mind a sense of fulfillment

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impulse. the blade is in my hand and its meeting my skin and wow, that was a hard drag. one, two, three, four. there is more blood than i would have imagined. hands to face, sob, bawl. on my knees, blood pooling on the floor. i touch the blood and i spell the word "FAIL" on my leg. failure, failure, greedy little bitch. i am unworthy, i do not deserve the air i breathe or the space i take up. i'm a failure and a liar and an insane little girl. manipulative and dirty. i am repulsive, vile.

i hope the lines scar, i hope they sink into my skin and remind me of my failures.

i'm spiraling. the switch has flipped and i am sinking down into the depths of destruction. i am sylvia plath in a bell jar, i am deaf, dumb and blind to everything. i am alice in wonderland falling down that rabbit hole. i've been taking diet pills, i've been purging into plastic containers and hiding them under my bed when i can't get to the bathroom without being found out, i've been fasting and cutting. my face is sunken in, my eyes are red and puffy, my body is ice.

i want to be held by brian, i want to be 'safe' in his arms, although i know i'm never safe, for i am my own enemy. i'm losing my mind, i'm becoming someone i don't know. slowly. i don't know who i am or if i'm sleeping or awake. i don't know what i look like, i don't know why the mirror can't tell me the truth.

i am holding my ribcage in my hands, bones at my fingertips. they are pressing into my skin, my skin is shrinking. i willl have them piercing out by the end of this, i need this. i need them, i need them.
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>>39390461
what what i just read was possibly the gayest shit i ever read in my life please kill yourself you nonentity loser
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Edgy ewwwww
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>>39390461
lmao die you retard

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Would you want to be with a grill who's taller than yourself?

Be honest.
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>>39390406
sure, but most girls are under 5'11'' so it doesnt matter anyway
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>>39390406
I want the tallest girl possible. All other things being equal
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>>39390406
Women do not want short men this chick sums it up in 6 seconds

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

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>"Hey anon! Get over here!"
>"What a cute virgin!"
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>>39390365
imagine walking through an all girls school and every one of them are doing this gesture around you all day long
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>>39390365
For ever a virgin and this is why I think I should go after traps

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>>39390365
What is she doing with her left hand?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT???! HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE!!! COMEDIC GENIUS!!!
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>>39390305
PICKLEEEEEE RIIICKCKK HAHAHAAHHAAHHA ITS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY GUYS GET SOME SENSE OF HUMOR
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>>39390305
What is this show about? Haven't watched it or care to but you failed normies keep bringing it up every second here.
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ITT we make fun of normie humor.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs

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I literally just ingested ten crushed up cherry pits to die from cyanide poisoning.

Goodbye cruel world.
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Cyanide hurts i suggest to take a few painkillers or to get drunk
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>>39389909
To die you would have to eat about 30.
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lol dude you'd need hundreds just to have a minor chance

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>the phone call came from INSIDE the house
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>the poo poo came from INSIDE the pee pee
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>The dab came from INSIDE the hater
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>her (his) feminine (masculine) penis (vagina) came (went) inside (outside) you (me)

the new fucking youtube look is fucking gay and Normie I FUCKING HATE IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>39389832
I can't see any difference, maybe you are just over sensitive to change?
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>>39389941
this. The only thing that looks different is the logo, which I will admit looks dumb
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>>39389832
Make a first world problems general, fucko.

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