>snakes on a train
>>38802676
>snakes on a crane
>>38802676
>snakes in the drain
>snakes on the campaign
/britfeel/ Cool Barry edition
DO NOT POST IN COOL BARRY THREADS
HE IS A PAEDOPHILE
>>38802588
agree with this tbqh lads
>>38802598
No way dude. That shit isnt cool.
Claim your Waifu thread.
clammed
>having a tekken waifu
Josie is a dumb slut and she's trash, pick a better female please.
>be skinnyfat manlet
>15 year old brother is already a few inches taller than me
>been working out since he was 12 so has abs and the such
>look like a disgusting goblin compared to him
>people always call me the downie retard brother
>say he was my parents' successful try and he's an upgrade of me
>no one notices our intellectual difference since I just stay quiet now
>probably wouldn't matter anyway
Any other bots know this feel? I don't even think I should bother trying anymore. Is Carbon Monoxide poisoning a good way to off myself? Can't get a gun here and I'm too cowardly to jump off a place
>>38802498
why not workout
>>38802498
>Sister is 10/10 Stacey
>I am a 0/10 Robot
>Family decides to go to the beach
>Putting sunscreen on her back
>Sister has like 6 guys staring at her at a time
>I literally saw one stare at her ass for at least 10 seconds
>0 women stare at me for any length of time
>Not even incidental eye contact
Yeah OP, I can relate. It is what it is.
>>38802498
>>38804130
But why not do what this anon said?
>tfw Playing vidya everyday and still can't reach things like rank 10 in hearthstone or diamond in overwatch.
>>38802417
>playing overshit
what a tool
>>38802417
>playing multiplayer games
meh
I've been thinking about that a lot actually. I fucking play video games for hours on end everyday and I have the same skill level as someone who just fucking started the game, just with the knowledge of the game. My entire life is a joke.
>wake up at 3am
>mosquito sucking blood from my lip
>chase it around my room for an hour before giving up and climbing under the covers to protect myself while I sleep
>extremely dehydrated and overheating
Fuck bugdindus. Why haven't we wiped these shits out yet.
i don't fucking care just reply to my thread NOW u DUMB PEICE OF SHIT
>chasing it around when this exists
>>38802480
>noxify room with pesticides
>go to sleep
>get cancer and die
>Gave up no-fap after 4 days
I'm a failure
>>38802279
That's still much more than one day, not that bad anon
I am pretty sure I couldn't make it 4 days
>>38802279
Its okay ;0)
>Just steal my fuckin' car man
>>38802229
>implying anyone would want to steal that POS
>>38802229
Which one's owner would you rather fuck, fembots?
>>38802229
Ah yes. The doorless Jeep Wrangler. The douchemobile for flipflop wearing douchbags of the highest order.
>mom found the draft of my robot novel
>>38802214
>sis found the cum simulacrum
>>38802214
>idiot
Original
is this one of those x found the y threads or did you actually write a novel
if so then post it pls
I'm a type of person society might see as successful (even Normie in a sense) - educated, working, can normally interact with people (and I enjoy it)...
But inside, inside I am empty. For years now an overwhelming feeling of boredom has been overcoming me, no matter what new thing I try, I'm never satisfied.
Anyone else feel similar?
>>38802189
Turn to religion, specifically Christianity.
>>38802189
are you a khv
do you have friends
>>38802220
I can't. I was a Christian, but I became an atheist and I doubt that my belief is ever going to change again.
Stop using Winamp.
Why?
Most Originaldo
>>38802238
Use fooooooooooobar
>>38802171
What the fuck is this? Does this still exists? I thought people stopped using this back in 2005?
Is the future bright?
Our lands are slowly being overrun by the darkspawn. This could only be the work of an Archdemon.
May andraste have mercy on us
>>38802138
So, so bright. God damn I literally get hard thinking about getting cucked.
Im black, and this makes me happy. Simply put, your women are more attractive on average than ours. Plus buttmad racists are entertaining
honest opinion on soy milk?
I don't know, but how inferior do you think the girl on the right felt while standing next to those giant tits?
I drink it for taste. That stuff's the best.
>inb4 anti-androgens
I'm a femboy sex slave, it only helps.
>>38802113
>>38802207
Soy estrogen is plant estrogen so it doesnt effect humans. Cows milk on the other hand....
>don't feel like going to work
>call in sick
>feel like a retard because being sick makes me seem weak and I hate appearing weak
>but I really don't wanna go to work so do it anyway
>but now people think I'm weak
>I actually never get sick
FUCK FUCK FUCK
wut do
>>38802057
>don't feel like going to work
You are weak.
>wat do
What you should do is making a shitty blog thread on this board
Actually it was more like I was going to be late and would rather call in sick than call in late
I'm an original
u a butt
>>38802133
fuck you I'm an original.
>>38802037
>>38802151
no, you're not, anon
but i am