>tfw i get gayer and gayer everyday
>all time time
ITT vent about your romantic lives (or lack thereof).
Whenever I'm around this person I like (along with other people), they seem to get really physical with other females but almost never me. :(
>in relationship for over a year
>they leave me for bullshit reasons
>find out later on that they were notoriously cheating on me the entire time
>roommate has perfect relationship
>always rubs it in my face
>basically every interaction with them is "haha you're alone and we're not sucks to be you"
I'm either going to kill them or myself.
It's just unfair as fuck.
I was the one who was wronged and now my ex is off fucking whoever they want while I just sit alone and drink in my apartment every night because I'm a completely undesirable piece of trash.
So I guess it is fair, trash deserves a trash existence.
I'm 5'9 and I think I would like to be 6'1.5". It's tall enough where you are taller than 95% of other white men but not so tall where doing normal things because a problem like driving, flying on an airplane, finding clothes that fit.
What do you think would be the ideal height?
According to US census information
10% of white men are taller than 6'1"
5% of white men are taller than 6'2"
Your teenage bday pics, post em here if you got em
these are the only people that showed up for my party
If you order:
On your burger then you are a normie and should cease using /r9k/ immediately
>touch her thighs
>feels like a bunch of strings
>lay on her lap
>its nothing special
>touch her boobs
>they feel like any fat pocket
>gets way too fucking warm
>just cum once and dont feel like having sex afterwards
>realize i didnt need a girlfriend after all
This girlfriend thing is a fucking scam, but at least I got that weight off my shoulder and can move on with my life
>>feels like a bunch of strings
>>its nothing special
that's the autism speaking
>>they feel like any fat pocket
a fat pocket humans are biologically wired to find arousing
Reminder that you're not a robot unless you have a thigh gap as a male with both your knees together.
Normalfats gtfo, fatties will never be robots. They are ugly and stinky like fat women too.
Your minimum requirements for a relationship:
1.) Female addresses me as "Master", "God", or "Owner"
2.) Female obeys all my commands
3.) Female NEVER cheats, or looks at another person with lust in her eyes
4.) Female does not nag me, start drama, or tell me what to do
5.) Female does not masturbate, or release her sexual energy in any way, unless it is with me.
6.) Female must be a virgin before we meet, and never have another partner after me
7.) Female must always ask permission before most things, she is mine after-all.
The typical interaction between me and my woman should look something like with:
>Me: What is for dinner today?
>Her: Whatever you desire Master, I live to serve you
>Me: Prepare the bed for sex, you are going to please me
>Her: Of course master! I am so excited!
>During the sex act
>Her: Oh god yes Master! Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, please cum in me!
>Me: When I am read, calm down pet.
>Me:*Slaps her bum*
>Her: Yes my lord, I live to serve you.
>Me: Who owns you?
>Her: You do. You own my mind, body, and soul. And I will always be yours.
>Me: Of course I do. Good pet.
>Later, while cuddling, about to fall asleep
>Her: Thank you for being such a good master to me. I know I am a worthless being of darkness but you shine your light on me anyways. Without you I am nothing. I am so lucky to have you as my god!
>Me: Yes you are.
>Her: I love you!
>Me: I know.
What are your minimum requirements for a woman in a relationship with you?
>I know I am a worthless being of darkness but you shine your light on me anyways. Without you I am nothing. I am so lucky to have you as my god!
Did this shit just turn into an RPG?
Anyone else get pissed off by women at work keeping all guys at a distance from them because 'don't hit on me boys!'?
It's not fun working with people who won't exchange words (even just talking business) with you outside of the office. I'm not even fucking hitting on them or anything. And I'm just attractive as them.
I just want to tell them to get over themselves.
>Anyone else get pissed off by women at work keeping all guys at a distance from them because 'don't hit on me boys!'?
No, I'm not so emotionally childish that women at my place of work emphasizing strict professional boundaries even registers as something I should be upset about.
Contemplate the possibility that maybe their overconfidence is not the issue and that they keep a distance from you because you're super immature and have you a shitty attitude.
I usually avoid talking to women at work. Women who work male jobs aren't fucking worth the time of day.
They belong in health care or in the kitchen. Maybe a part time retail job for a bored mom, that's it.
It actually irritates me because there's this weird attitude at most places I've worked at where if the boss sees one of the woman workers carrying something heavy they send a man to go over to help her. I get paid the fucking same as this bitch and she gets special treatment. Fucking stupid.
>chad fucked my girl in my bed and then took my ps4 slim
who here /doesn'tsmokemarijuana/?
I am feeling very alone in this right now.
Same. Every time I've tried I just get super anxious and sometimes panic attacks. Everyone says I just need to be in the "right environment" but being at home listening to calming music doesn't work. I still feel awful.
>tfw you live here
how are you holding up bros?
>someone links me a twitter of a transgirl i used to know
>they are addicted to benzos and BLACKED themselves
today's reddit front page
>americans don't have any sense of national identity so they replace it with mindless consumptionism, identifying themselves with things like capitalism, skin colour, political believes,
>while working you can still be eligible for welfare
>you have to pay hundreds of thousands to jewish doctors or you'll die
>highest crime rate in the world
>national cousine is fucking hamburger
>military spending is over 50% of state budget
>non-existant education system
>people unironically believe in stuff like creationism or flat earth
Holy fucking shit. Is USA the worst place to live?