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>>36247376
I get panic attacks when i ponder these things for too long.

It's either i will be obliterated, my 'essence' will survive in some capacity, or i will be resurrected technologically.

>>36247439
I think that 'consciousness' continues after death. You can see and hear and shit but i have no idea whether you can see other dead people's consciousness or if you're drifting around the world on your own.

>>36247376
During meditation i had seen for a few seconds another plane of existence , so i believe that there is more shit than meets the eye.

Sometimes i blame myself for not getting really serious with meditation and other kind of ocult knowledge, but then i remember that all that really matters its to be happy and feel love for the universe.

I've heard electrician

>>36247355
Post office

Just study medicine online for a couple months and then take the doctor exam, you'll be set for life

>>36247352
why are you dating roasties?

>>36247385
i don't have any other choice

>>36247352
Somewhere where you can speak while doing other shit (no cinema)
A cafe,a bar or going for a walk in a park are good ideas.

>>36247347
I don't have any crushes. I am dead inside.

>>36247347
no she doesn't i have access to her insta facebook, and whatsapp and never found nothing sexual sadly because i want to fap to her ass

Reminder that you only come here to try to make a bunch of depressed people with mental illnesses feel worse about themselves. OP you're a fucking scumbag. I sincerely hope you die.

>>36247339
what kind of hentai my dude

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What's the name of that cute little lesbian?
Pic related

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>tfw don't converse with mentally ill homosexuals
Feels good man

>done with badboys

hoe

>>36247276
In my high school we always considered the underclassmen, especially freshmen, to be top tier degenerates in every sense of the word. And most of them actually were top tier degenerates. Guess the same applies to you as well OP.

>>36247387
My oneitis was a junior. Her sister was a freshmen. And yes, all the classes below me were degenerate, and the lower down you went the more degenerate they got.

yeah kill yourself, dwarfette

>manlet
Point at him an laugh, anons. How does it feel knowing I'm a fat disgusting slob who gets more interest than you because my height starts with a 6?

>Asking for a gf here
Did you come to the wrong neighbourhood or what? Chadville is not here. Now shoo, normie, get out of here.

>>36247196
I have actually very clean feet though

>>36247196
My toenails are fine, my heels look like they're covered in a cracked shell though. I can't fucking get rid of it no matter how much lotion I apply or how much I scrape with the pumice stone

>>36247196

for anyone who gets toenail fungus it's a very pedestrian health issue to cure. i took about 2 weeks worth of lamisil, never got around to going back to the doc for a follow up and it still cleared up in like a month. cheap too.

>>36247159
>think i've found an online best friend
>says he considers me an acquaintance

>probably care about my 3 online friends 100 times more than they care about me
it's been weeks and i still get excited and nervous whenever one of them talks to me
why can't other people care as much as i do it's not fair

>>36247679
>find a cute girl online who gives me advice and says positive stuff to me and sends me cute pics
>share with her my feelings and my problems
>realize that she must do this everytime she meets someone on omegle
>she just sees me as a guy who sends her funny memes
i stopped talking to her but i miss her brobots should i go full orbiter and tell her to keep talking to my pathetic ass?

before he comesor when he pulls up to the driveway hide the power chord for it
and claim its broken

then when he leaves plug it back in

or just man up and tell him to fuck off yer omputer.

>unplug
>remove hard drive
>tell him it's broken
>"repair" when he leaves

>>36247189
i told him no initially

and he said why and i said i need to use it

but then it was a bit like 'well i have a deadline' and my mum interjected 'yeah you should let him use it'

i hate it though. i have to spend hours and hours covering my traces, hiding my files, just for him to use it for an hour or so.

I'm listening to Kino but it's too fast desu

>>36247096
Been watching under the dome. Pretty good so far.

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Metal Gear Solid 2's main theme.

Also I'm going to see Radiohead live in July, so git gud fagit.

don't look for it because it isn't there

Finding the rare girl capable of interesting conversations is hard. So don't get your hopes up.

Tell her to show you her butthole

Life is never that simple. Fat people dont want fat people, skinny people dont want skinny people. Retards dont want retards.

>>36247049
Dude, shut the fuck up and lose some weight.

>>36247049
cmon dude. just lose weight.

>go to the gym
>don't have to interact with ANYONE if you don't want to
>solitary activity
>inward motivation

no excuses.

Norm levels have reached critical mass.

>>36247044
We been having one, faggots just wont fuck off

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fuck i'm so high. that was a bad op.

shitpost on /r9k/
good job you're already doing it

>>36247032
Meditate. Remove all desires. Remove all forms of entertainment.

weed dude lmao

try it