Did he actually lose his shins or was he a compensating manlet?
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>>39658463
yea he lost his shins they showed old war photos of him
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Tojos blew his shins off with a machine gun anon
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>>39658463
>Fitty men
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I quit weed two months ago. feels pretty good desu
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>>39658397
Good for you. Weed makes a lot of people act like zeros.
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Cool. I quit energy drinks.
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>>39658397
WELL FUCK YOU YOU GAY ASS BITCH
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>tfw you want to go on HRT but you feel like its too late
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>>39658372
It is too late. You now must learn to feel confident about you natural gender. Stop masturbating for a few days and go outside non stop, idk.
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>>39658372
>tfw you want to go on HRT but you feel like its too late
Dumb sissy white boy
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>>39658372
its never too late, qt pie.
you can always become the cute little girl that you wanted to be, maybe even find a nice daddy to fill you up and treat you well
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Hey my name is J, and i'm sad, but I shouldn't be.
> I'm 23 years old
> it's my second year of Med school at the university of Columbia Missouri
>I have good grades, and a promising future
> But I just got out of a two year abusive relationship, and I feel alone.
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>>39658360
Nice blog post, bud
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>>39658360
Do you wanna play Halo Reach?
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>>39658360
>Med school student
>Successfull
>Can get a gf
Plx get out normie, this is no place for you.
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Why aren't you anprim yet?
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>>39658354
Pol Pot
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Never heard of it what is it?
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Ooga booga me no like technology
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>lose virginity at 48 years old, get my first girlfriend, she has 4 kids
Why do I still feel empty inside?
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>48 y o
People are already dying at that age. I mean physically. You are dying, anon
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Because you didn't have a passionate burning youth like me and other normalfags
You virgins n shits need to let go more often and smoke weed
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>>39658414
end my suffering I beg you, I have lived too long.
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Fuck, it hurts so much. Don't make friends, guys.
>be me
>4 years ago
>meet a guy on world of warcraft
>we're both kinda edgy loners in the guild
>hit it off
>somehow we're not so bad with each other
>to skip a lot of filler basically
>we're best friends
>inseparable
>neither of us have easy or enjoyable lives
>but together we're alright
>we're human
>stay in contact outside of the game, still play often together
>no homo, but this is the closest and most loved we've ever felt
>he's also been meeting some women on the same game
>never really goes anywhere, we lol about it a lot, make jokes that we're always gonna be single
>over the years though, he really starts to get close with one of them
>doesn't really bother me, doesn't at all actually, im really happy for him and encourage it
>i figure we'll always stay friends.
>it was a lie.
>recently he vanished for two weeks
>turns out he met her and lost a few cards, they plan to get married and have for a few years, which I already knew
>now we only hang out in groups with her or her friends, rarely do we talk alone or vidya alone or call each other without one of her friends or her herself being there
>i know it makes him happy.
>i know he's not trying to push me out.
>i know this is natural and healthy and im the weird one.
>i know i should be happy for him.
>so why does it feel so shitty?
>why am i in so much pain?
I'll stay by his side until the end. He's invited me to his wedding. I know that I'm being over dramatic, but fuck, he's all I have. Watching that level of friendship slowly get stripped away so that his romantic relationship can grow is painful as hell, though.
Fuck me, bros. Why is life like this?
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No relationships last unless they're obligated to.
i.e. family, someone you're married to.
It's that simple. It will always be like this.
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Your experience is actually quite common. Women will commonly try to separate men from their friends and isolate her bf/fiancee/husband so the only acquaintances are her friends and their husbands. Men will attempt to put her in her place, but she threatens to take away her pussy, and he cowers in fear.
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>>39658409
>>39658413
Is there nothing we can do?
I don't want to separate him or take away his happiness from him, I just want to keep my only friend. He's literally all I have left. Family, friends, they've all been gone for years.
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what do you guys do to pass the time at work? ill start.
>throw and catch a hammer
not this but its the closest thing I can find to it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI4I3GjIq6Q
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>>39658321
usually play with guns or sharp objects (like knives or box cutters)
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>>39658321
Unironically watching hearthstone vid. It's not bad when you're not at the bad end of the RNG.
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>>39658465
sounds comfy
>>39658321
I usually watch/listen to documentaries
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>tfw finally gave in and bought a daki
Is all hope lost for me now?
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>>39658278
Who did you get
We might as well at least see if you have taste
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I WANT TO BUY A FUCKING DAKI TOO BUT MY ENTIRE FAMILY WILL SEE IT
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>>39658278
I used to have trouble getting to sleep, used to hug my pillow but it never felt quite right due to being small, bought a daki and now I sleep much better, have a lot deeper sleeps and more dreams where I never used to have any before
Its also given me quite a few dreams where I've been bugging waifus which is nice
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God damn I really want to die today
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hang in there anon you're a really talented guy and I have a job opportunity for you.
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It's been a long day anon, I didn't get to smoke weed until like 6, had a good dinner as munchies
Life ain't so bad, it's the little things
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>>39658283
>hang
Jackie pls
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This is the minimum dick size needed to satisfy an Asian virgin.
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W O W who knew having the table a foot away made the rolls look smaller
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>>39658292
Oh please. That shit is massive and you could never make your dick look like that if you wanted to.
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>>39658375
Yet he is so insecure he has it no where near scale
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Why haven't you taken the S.W.E.A.T Pledge yet, anon?
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>>39658172
So was this made by a department store manager trying to keep his slaves in line or what?
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>>39658383
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Rowe
He's a guy who has film crews follow him while he does a different shitty job each day.
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>>39658383
This was made by Mike Rowe, who worked many hard and dirty jobs and came up with a unifying philosophy. You think this only applies to regular workers? This applies to managers and business owners as well. They all worked hard and continue to work hard to get where they are.
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>be me
>3 months ago
>decide to stop being a loser neet
>sign up for army
>get accepted
>the whole family is proud of me
>join regiment
>turns out I'm still a miserable pussy
>sign out after three weeks
>home atmosphere is even better than before lel
>"son, you have two months to find something to do with your life or we're kicking you out"
>shit
>find a formation to become a receptionnist, could do that since english is my only talent
>4 star hotel somehow accept me for a week, so I can watch what they do
>boss lady decide to hire me after a week
>holy shit it's a fresh start
>no one knows I'm a retarded failure
>stop caring about my autistic moment
>actually enjoy working there
>almost all my coworkers seem to like me
>get close with the qt blond receptionnist that is training me (she's shagging a cook but whatever.)
3 days ago
>have to leave the job to start the training
>lady coworker goes"We're going to miss you, anon"
> blonde qt goes "no one can make me laugh like you do, anon, I don't want you to leave."
>boss goes "I expect to see you back here after your training."
There's some good parts between the shitstorms, lads.
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>Forcing self into military meme
>fucking cuck
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>>39658265
family tradition m8
at least it's not the united cucks army
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>>39658163
Yeah, it sometimes gets better, only to fall harder on the next step. Wait for it. The Downside is gonna come.
>start dating a girl who used to be religious as fuck
>conversation about sex
>says she absolutely loves Fifty Shades of Gray, "you should check the movie is some awesome!"
>download movie
>first 5 minutes are a docile girl who falls for a, guess what? a 27 years old billionaire, genetically perfect Chad who has a thing for domination and violent sex
Religious girls not degenerate they said...
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>typos
I am so angry... so angry and frustrated REEEEEEE
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Is that really the synopsis of the movie? Holy shit I remember that and the sequel being critically acclaimed. It's a good thing I don't care about sex anymore.
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>used to be religious
Of course she's going to be a turbo roastie. Converts are always the most dedicated to the cause.
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So you have 10 seconds to explain why you currently aren't communicating with some imprisoned qts.
http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/newestladies/
You might get some pussy once they're released.
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lol is this a real thing? off to find a imprisoned clone of Amber Heard who will dominate me and abuse me and rob me
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>>39658117
Hahahahahaha.
I'd rather date a rock than an inmate.
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>>39658117
I have a fetish for female prisoners so I have tried a few times before. I had to stop because I got paranoid about people seeing the mail. Also I couldn't keep the relationship up for more than a few letters.
Although I haven't given up my "quest" for a jailbird qt. Currently messaging a former inmate qt.
>pic unrelated