Why aren't you using linux?
It's almost like you don't respect your freedoms
lol ok. it's totally normal to use windows
>Learning American History
>Lesson is on segregated schools (or something like that)
>Teacher calls on me to answer a question
>Not sure what to call Negros
>I announce the blacks as slaves
>"Anon, the Africa Americans have already been freed from slavery by this time."
I didn't know what to call them, my young mind didn't know any better, so many damn names... Fucking slaves.
Anybody else got an embarrassing school story? Bonus points if this is the first time telling anybody.
>missed day of school because 'sick'
>in science class
>we're doing a group project
>since I have to catch up on individual work I don't get a group
>teacher wanted me to be involved so she let me pick two groups to sit next to me
>look at one group
>"he's looking at us"
>wait five minutes because no one I pick will want me
>teacher picks for me
>Fresh man year
>school is primarily black
>get locker number 666
>principle asks if i want to change
>tell him no
>kids start to notice
>people look at me weirdly
>thinking i would play a joke i buy a satanist book
>leave satanist book in sight at all times during day
>during science class i leave it out before going to the bathroom
>come back and nobody is sitting next to me
>the black kids look at me like i am possesed
>whole class is in a ruckas over it
>from that day forward i was known as a devil worshipper
Those 4 years shure were something.
What? Keep on walking, whiteboi.
>tfw for my 19th im going to mexico for drinking, drugs, and strippers
Not exaclty sure how i feel
>"Shiiiieeet Anon, you cute as fuck fo a white boy! C'mon, you comin home wit me tonight!"
How do you react?
>can't maintain eye contact
>shaky, spergy voice when talking to people
>spine problems so can't lift anything >20 pounds or walk for long periods of time
>no college degree
Is there even a job for someone like me? Pic related is a lie as far as I can tell.
>14 bucks an hour
Women cannot be robots. No exceptions.
I would cross the street if I saw that thing coming my way
Does /r9k/ like my Kekistan tattoo?
S H A D I L A Y
>tfw /pol/ is slowly but surely infecting your mind
I hate stormfags.
Dont fall for those spooks fag boy
I dont even want a gf because I think that's too much for me to ask for. I just want friends that will hang out with me at least once a month. Is this too much to ask? Why is it so hard to find a few friends that will invite you when they hang out instead of just posting that theyre all hanging out on snapchat and making you feel worthless.
Hanging out is a chore. Nobody that I've met ever really does it past high school, if that.
Girls browse /r9k/ too you know :)
We love reading your funny virgin stories and your angry frog memes!
Pic is us
>he doesnt own a PS4 yet
I probably will if I ever decide to stop buying clothes and books, I'm probably gonna pick up.the uncharted games ratchet, the tales games, persona and final fantasy and kingdom hearts since I still.havent played that yet and them. Maybe injustice and some fighters too
Because I'm not a manchild who wastes his money on video games. Posting on here already wastes enough time. I have bills and child support and shit to pay. Literally the last thing I want to do is come home and emulate my 14-year-old self.
It's just a penis inside of you for a few minutes. There are probably a million worse things that could happen to you.
>he is smart but lazy
FUCK YOU BOTH IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS. I HATE MY DISTRACTIONS THEY'RE RUINING ME AND I HATE MYSELF FOR BEING TOO WEAK TO FIX MYSELF. THE INTERNET WAS A MISTAKE. I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS MUCH OF A LOSER.
>be 48kg and 167 cm male
>chubby sister walks past me and looks at my stomach
>"Why can't I have a body like yours?"
>the only people who'd find me attractive is "straight" men that think liking traps isn't gay
>I'm not even gay
Anyone else have an existential crisis?
At least I look regularly skinny with a tank top.