What? Keep on walking, whiteboi.
No!
*blocks her path*
>>37548120
IMPLANTS REEEEEEE
>>37548120
she looks photoshopped
is she? am i supposed to assume a picture is talking to me?
>tfw for my 19th im going to mexico for drinking, drugs, and strippers
Not exaclty sure how i feel
>>37548057
Stay on your side of the FUCKING river.
That's how I feel. a la verga!
you're a normalfag.
original
>>37548057
Enjoy getting pickpocketed and enjoy the gonorrhea you will get from the disgusting Mexican prostitute. I hope you have fun when her mustache tickles your donger.
>"Shiiiieeet Anon, you cute as fuck fo a white boy! C'mon, you comin home wit me tonight!"
How do you react?
>>37548056
Alright let's do this thing. Your pussy better not be smelly though.
>>37548056
I'm not white.
Probably original.
>>37548056
Go with her. Fat black women are the best. Their skin is top tier compared to whites. Some of them don't even have cellulitis. Only comfy thicc softness
>can't maintain eye contact
>shaky, spergy voice when talking to people
>spine problems so can't lift anything >20 pounds or walk for long periods of time
>no college degree
Is there even a job for someone like me? Pic related is a lie as far as I can tell.
>>37548003
I assume you can't go on NEETbux or you'd have done it by now.
I don't know, sounds like you're shit out of luck.
>>37548003
>14 bucks an hour
>>37548020
You're right, I can't do on them.
>>37548021
Yeah it sounds too good to be true. Frankly I would do it for minimum wage but there's no job in my area that meets that description.
Women cannot be robots. No exceptions.
>Elmo tattoo
>>37547960
I would cross the street if I saw that thing coming my way
>>37547960
>I'm taken
Girls CAN NOT be robots
Does /r9k/ like my Kekistan tattoo?
S H A D I L A Y
>>37547837
This is the 2017 equivalent of a chastity belt.
yeah looks good
You're doing the lords work based pede, make america grand!
>tfw /pol/ is slowly but surely infecting your mind
I hate stormfags.
>>37547792
They speak the truth the key is to take in all the information then completely suppress your power level
>>37547792
just as depressed as us except they channel it through edgy political beliefs like national socialism
>>37547792
Dont fall for those spooks fag boy
I dont even want a gf because I think that's too much for me to ask for. I just want friends that will hang out with me at least once a month. Is this too much to ask? Why is it so hard to find a few friends that will invite you when they hang out instead of just posting that theyre all hanging out on snapchat and making you feel worthless.
Man I am so sorry this world is a piece of shit to you
>>37547798
It always feels better to be consoled even if it is through the internet. Thanks friend :')
>>37547779
Hanging out is a chore. Nobody that I've met ever really does it past high school, if that.
Girls browse /r9k/ too you know :)
We love reading your funny virgin stories and your angry frog memes!
Pic is us
>>37547715
Go back to posting frogs faggot
you dont wan't anything to do with /r9k/ girls lol
>>37547715
Lol! And I'm Brad Pitt! I've been here all along! It's me!
>he doesnt own a PS4 yet
explain
No point until Red Dead is released
I probably will if I ever decide to stop buying clothes and books, I'm probably gonna pick up.the uncharted games ratchet, the tales games, persona and final fantasy and kingdom hearts since I still.havent played that yet and them. Maybe injustice and some fighters too
>>37547681
Because I'm not a manchild who wastes his money on video games. Posting on here already wastes enough time. I have bills and child support and shit to pay. Literally the last thing I want to do is come home and emulate my 14-year-old self.
It's just a penis inside of you for a few minutes. There are probably a million worse things that could happen to you.
>>37547661
have you had your daily dose of ass rape,faggot?
don't think so
gtfo
it generally robs one of the preconceptions about human kindness and the value of personality
(neither are real)
it's a rude way to get woke and most people don't like it
It also includes the possible transmission of disease, pregnancy and internal injuries as well as mental scars.
>he is smart but lazy
>>37547658
It is pathetic when people have nothing to show for their "intellectual prowess".
>>37547658
>>37547678
FUCK YOU BOTH IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS. I HATE MY DISTRACTIONS THEY'RE RUINING ME AND I HATE MYSELF FOR BEING TOO WEAK TO FIX MYSELF. THE INTERNET WAS A MISTAKE. I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS MUCH OF A LOSER.
>>37547723
If you decide to an hero bls take OP and the other poster that isn't me with you.
>be 48kg and 167 cm male
>chubby sister walks past me and looks at my stomach
>"Why can't I have a body like yours?"
>the only people who'd find me attractive is "straight" men that think liking traps isn't gay
>I'm not even gay
Anyone else have an existential crisis?
>>37547594
I'm right there with ya bud, except I'm 5'7.
Eating is a chore.
>5"10"
>135 lbs
>skinnyfat
At least I look regularly skinny with a tank top.
>>37547648
It's hard to over eat to gain weight. I don't eat a lot of snacks so I only eat at mealtimes and that's probably not enough.
Eating is pain
>>37547679
You're a guy aren't you?
>be me
>17 year old beta girl
>sitting in history class watching a movie
>dressed up nice, feels good
>wearing favorite skirt
>best skirt, has pockets and everything
>lots of compliments from fellow beta girls and a few Stacies on this skirt
>anyways back to story
>movie ends and people start talking to eachother
>bitchy Stacey goes up to fat Stacey and whispers to her
Why this fat cunt is so popular I don't know, but on with the story
>fat Stacey doesn't like what was said to her apparently
>"Ewwwwww, anon is wearing the same skirt as me!!!" She roars
>everyone looks at me
>bitchy Stacey runs up to me dragging 160 pounds of fat Stacey with her
>"Anon!!! You're wearing the same skirt as fat Stacey!"
>I start mumbling
>"uhh y-yeah.... I am... heh"
>fat Stacey gets an angry defensive look in her eye
>"I HAD THIS SKIRT FIRST!!"
I legit don't give a shit, but with so much attention in me I start falling apart
>"o-oh.. ok, f-fat Stacey..."
>bitchy Stacey can't stand this peaceful resolution
>"When did you get yours, anon?"
I don't fucking know, who keeps track of this shit?
>"uuuuuh. I think like last fall? Maybe?"
>fat Stacey screeches a response to this
>"WELL I GOT MINE LAST SEPTEMBER SO I'VE HAD IT LONGER!!!"
I'm tearing up hardcore now, I've never been actively confronted like this years
>"ok..."
>fat Stacey starts to screech again and the head Stacey runs over to me
>"anon, come here"
>she pulls me away from bitchy Stacey and fat Stacey who are still roaring and screeching in anger
>whispers to me "you look better in that skirt than she does"
>looks up at the two other Stacies in anger and then walks out of class just as the bell rang
Needless to say, I felt a lot better about having had a crush on her for so long before once I found out she was so nice. Does anyone else have stories about nice Stacies and Chads?
>>37547583
Having a friend is better than having no friends at all.
>>37547583
>be me
>17 year old beta girl
stopped reading there
>>37547663
You don't have any friends? I'll be your friend
Game eight, gonna be great
Post who you want to compete along with a victory theme!
Put Yuuka from Touhou, and her theme should be night of nights
sipp girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMpYQCd9z3Q
bandit from tom clancy's rainbow six siege tm