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>>38899684
Look at that goyim, he died for Israel. What a schmuck. Smart robots will never throw their lives away for the Jews.

>that T-shirt
fucking funny, sure is looking like a "real man" with his whole one limb

>>38899684
>for his country
for the jews*

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GAS THE TRIPS THREAD WAR NOW!

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second for waifus lads
oregano

Gotta go to bed by 12:30 for real wagie hours tomorrow Ebin, but I'll look at your cubing vid tomorrow if it's not up tonight

>>38899627
Save your money and fuck Liara.

>>38899627
Is this pizza,orsomething?

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>>38899627
Nigger you can go to Mexico and fuck a lowrider model for 60

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in her original room

>>38899616
On /r9k/ probably, but there's a lot of competition.

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>>38899700
there's no way in fuck im falling for one of these "girls" you speak about. you mean the attention whores and traps? yea they are just like Tomoko!

Faggot

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>>38899508
Why the fuck is her pussy inflated like a balloon?

>>38899508
Sorry, only into whites.

>>38899558
guess how i know you've never seen a girl naked irl before?

lol maybe u are u fucking twat stop fuckign proejcting i fucking hate whe nu kids project like this fucking idiot bitch cunt just because i fucking use face masks, shave my body, do my hair, make sure there is the same number of hairs on each eyebrow, use lotion, apply cream, do coffee enema, and then follow my specialized skin care routine plan, go to the dentist for my weekly check ups, then introspect about my life's goals and meaning, go to the gym, get my certified Clean Food (TM) from my nutritionist to prep myself doesn't make me a fucking narcissist u fucking retarded gulag piece of shit carpalleo buck dick cunt nigger ur the fucking scum on an elephant's under belly u fucking ugly rat's testicle looking btich

But I absolutely loath myself tho

i am, but i don't know how to funnel it. i'm not super talented but i want everyone 2 like me. what's worst is the pain. constant full body pain. i want everything to just come to me but also i feel very weak, so i feel like i can't really do much anyway. i do want everyone to like me and i want to be successful, and i want it to be that i have some kind of hidden power. ive already admitted it, it hasn't helped. thanks though, gave me an excuse to type things

>>38899493
>he wouldn't immediately off himself, causing the human race to go extinct

normies get OUT pls

I'd rejoice because maybe my niece will have sex with me now.

>>38899493
rig a makeshift explosive and attach it to my penis so that the women can't imprison me and milk me for my semen, then make increasingly absurd demands from them in order to receive my seed

>>38899482
>I'm a grill btw
>>BUT THEY ARE ALL THE SAME
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Also, guy btw, no the hell they don't all have the same personality.

>>38899482
Why does who you are matter at all to the question?

Anyway, I don't think men and women are all that different when it comes to homogeneity. You're either underestimating women or overestimating men because in my experience we all have traits that make us unique surrounded by generic filler personality. Take for example, interests and hobbies. Most girls do like Netflix and Social Media a lot. But maybe some don't and others enjoy a variety of additional things (such as knitting, musicals, or camping based on women I know). Most guys like some combination of sports, video games, and anime. But some do not and others enjoy a variety of additional things (such as guns, cars, or politics based on men I know). I know we always joke about "I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS/BOYS" but the reality is more along the lines of "I'M RELATIVELY SIMILAR TO THE OTHER GIRLS/BOYS BUT ALSO HAVE SOME DEFINING CHARACTERISTICS IF YOU GET TO KNOW ME."

Because women are very average. They strive for stability.

Men are risk takers. This is why you see more male CEO's, and also more male prisoners.

Wait, prostitution is legal in the UK? Since when?

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>>38899490
Since the 12th century, lad

>>38899663
GOD ORIGINALLY SAVE THE QUEEN

If you're cool with them they'll practically grab your little cock and insert in the vagina of some chick they picked up just for you.

>>38899494

If only real life was like this.

In reality chads often use betas as a means of asserting their dominance in front of women and treat them like shit in order to get laid.

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>>38899537
The Chads you know. The ones I've met are usually pretty friendly and helpful because they're actually secure with themselves and have no reason to be dicks

It's wannabe Chads that are assholes because they'll push people down for the chance at the top. I hope OPs roomies are the former

What fetish? seems kinda vanilla

>>38899325
what are your fetishes? do you only have one? if youve only got one, you should consider yourself lucky.

>>38899325

If you're feeling down, just remember that you don't have a cuckolding or findom fetish.

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My nose it feels like heaven

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It starting to hit my brain Jim

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Where are all my high friends at?

>>38899240
>being a "streamer"
>Your "profession" is literally being a useless beta man child
>you're surprised when he turns out to be a beta cuck

What the fuck were you expecting from a grown man who lives off donation for playing video games

>>38899332
"I'm starting to realize that my friends aren't all that nice... nor is my girlfriend"

- Sam

Have some feelings for the guy whose wife fucked several men. I can't believe he took her back

Wish I was there. I would have beat him after fucking his wife.

>>38899225
yeah don't reply you pussys i knew you were too scared

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I know that feel of having this website ruining lives.

>>38899358
pepe fractal!

Why can't I model these feels?

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>>38899197
sounds like the guy that got hit by a truck is doing the best of all of you.

What kind of job do you have that requires facebook? Id literally rather kill myself than use a social media app. And even if for some reason I did, i wouldnt be able to lie on it and im sure id feel just as miserable as you do now.

>>38899245
I am a MSc student at the moment but I also work at a student organisation which announces its events through facebook.

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>>38899340
well at least you're in the demographic of people that were originally intended to have a facebook. Dont feel bad. At least you're going to school and getting educated. Go cry to your student advisor. Fuck man. You got it made and you're bitchin bout little shit. Fuck!

brb gotta take a trip to hell. oh wait, IM ALREADY DEAD.