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Yes. I'm getting bored just sitting here

>tfw schizophrenia and isolation
i'm going double crazy

>>36140019
i've been alone my whole life. get out, normie

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>75 degrees
lol

>>36140014
cheer up because i replied to your shitty thread.

>>36140014
I know the feel although genuinely there is nothing to do

God created man. John Moses Browning made them equal.

>>36139982
Nice, fuck those faglets

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>>36140101
kek i know right

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>>36139973
>a robot that achieved sentience
is a bit long and clunky.

>a reptile made flesh
sounds good, unless you realise that reptiles are already flesh.

>sharpened steel born into flesh
perhaps? I'm better at critique than actual writing.

High school homework?

>>36140315

>High school homework?
Nah, I was just started daydreaming about it for some reason

and the two examples I posted weren't supposed to be failed attempts, they were just guidelines for the phrasing I wanted.

Although you're critiques are spot on.

Hmmm, I'm thinking "a doll made animate" might work, but it's too vague and doll's too feminine.

hmmmmmmmmm

>>36140425
Any specific context, or just disconnected pondering? It would help me develop something.

If you can't tell, I'm bored.

Little uncomfortable but fuck it. We all play a drinking game and then the girl goes to go to the bathroom down the hall. About 3 minutes later two of the coworkers go down the hall to the porch to smoke. About ten minutes goes by and her ex gets up to go see if the bathrooms open. He comes back and lays this on me: "John_. Uhh_. Jen is getting fucked by both those guys right now. Don't go in the bathroom."

I was absolutely stunned. I had no idea what to do. I sat there and just watched the super bowl. 5 minutes later she comes out literally pulling her pants up. She completely ignores me and continues playing. 5 minutes go by and she goes to smoke weed with another guy. One guy goes to check and comes back to let me know "Yeah sorry man she's fucking him now too". The guys at the table start saying how nice a guy I am and that it sucks that I'm her date and she's fucked three guys. Then they start getting weird. They start whispering about me and pointing at me. Was entirely sure either was going to get my ass kicked. She comes back I tell her were leaving in 5. One guy at the table stops me and says "Wait! She's already fucked Tim, Bill, and Mark, I figured me and Mike could get a go and you can have her the rest of the night!"

What. The. Fuck. I left immediately with her. Unfortunately her car is at my place. She kept saying the whole car ride that she hates it when this happens and this is why she doesn't drink. Took the long way home because I knew she was drunk. She tried to prove she wasn't by slapping herself and then saying "I'm not drunk, I see the three yellow lines in the road. I know there's only two but that's how I know I'm sober". Tell her to stay for an hour knowing I could prolong it so she can sober up. She throws a hiss fit that her phones dead and her parents are looking for her. She says she has to drive home immediately. Get home. Say "Ok bye". She apologies and leaves saying she'll see me soon. Never talk to her again.

Damn, you might as well have let Tim, Bill, and Mark fuck you too lmao.

You think Im gonna read all that shit, nigger?

>>36139949
5. nice teeth though

with a better haircut he would be 8.5/10

>>36139949
Nice teeth, pretty average in terms of face. You trying to go somewhere with this OP?

I fucking love kakyoin even though he got a shit arc

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>>36139947
Please keep posting these threads
I really enjoy them

>>36140071
but no one ever replies

That face could work with a thick beard and/or some body building.

>>36139922

Fuck off with this dead meme.
It's not funny anymore.

>>36139943
>Being this new

>>36139922
You have basic symmetry, your not ugly I'm afraid.

>>36139898
I get annoyed but I just ignore things now. you can't fight or you go to jail, and acting like an ass will just get you recorded and you'll end up on some stupid website somewhere.

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>>36139942
Yeah but those consequences dont really matter, then again i live in an area where you could take a man's life and hide it well. cops wouldnt figure out he was missing til the missing person report by then the body is gone... but i mean to get to the point to consider harming someone or even causing them inconvenience.. Thought about it cuz i see alot of triggering on here and wonder if its real or if it for show

22 now. As a wee-lad I'd get pissed at everything from video games to Youtube comments. Now I just fuck around in video games and troll Youtube comments.

>>36139845
nice kot, pls post mroe

>>36140434
thats a cat not a cod you swumbuttkins

>>36139845
niz kot inbeed

Jeez. That landscape has me more excited than those girls desu

>>36139841
well sir i think theres already a fine line defining ''good looking'', either you are or u arent buddy.

>>36139933

Well what are we talking? 5/10? 6/10? 7/10? Also what height?

Post a pic of what entry level of guys can get replies from thin girls.

>>36139794
>men and women
>able to be just friends

>>36139794
Yeah, if she's a friend with benefits

>>36139794
>you never have a bad dog

>if you don't mind a dog that pisses on the floor and destroys the couch

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Okay I'm your gf.What do you want to do first?

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>>36139734
go onto interpals or a dating site and find a woman from one of those countries that loves white people.
If you're not white, than you can eat shit and die alone.

>>36139757
d-do you have any way we could talk?
>>36139773
i am very white

I'm just sitting here trying to remember the last time someone did something like that for me. I mean I've gotten presents but no one's has ever taken me to surprise places like dinner or movies. So many gfs and I can't name one who did anything for me outside of small bday presents.

>>36139728
Because women are awful. They only act nice and compassionate and do nice things for people in anime.

>>36139665
We've been over this: he is clearly her gay friend but he can't come up because of his religion.

I don't think this girl especially enjoys being dominant, but she's into me a lot and I think this dynamic has emerged because I don't take the initiative sexually. I've seen some signs that she'd prefer me to be more dominant; for example, one time when she took my clothes off she expressed sadness that I never took hers off. I don't really know what to say to that. I had never considered questions of domination and submission before, and certainly didn't consider myself sub, she just told me to do things and I was like "sure why not." And then after I'd do things for her and she'd express pleasure, I'd get pleasure from the validation. Is that submissiveness?

I think ultimately all this comes down to the fact that she's more physically attracted to me than I am to her. I do get horny around her, my dick gets hard, but its mainly her personality that turns me on. I hate to say it but I'm not really that into her physically. But it's not like I'm not into her at all. I do get a boner with her and I certainly like her assertive sexual nature, especially all the compliments on my body, but I think at this point she's just being dominant out of boredom, trying to get a thrill. I doubt I'll be banging her at this rate, I'm pretty well completely passive with her sexually and it wouldn't feel natural to ask for sex. This makes me think maybe it's not meant to be. But I do like all the validation and I'm fine doing whatever she wants unless she tries to peg me or something.

>all this offbeat analysis

Here's what's actually happening:

>she has a normal sex drive and is trying to arouse you enough for you to respond in kind
>you have a sex drive that's been ablated by too much porn

It'd be really easy to have sex with this girl and I'm not sure whether it's normal to just not even try.

She just takes off your clothes and looks at you? And you at no point just try and fuck her? Even though she's your girlfriend?

She obviously wants to have sex, why don't you fuck her? Are you diagnosed slow in the head? Or in the penis?