>tfw no weeb Chinese friends
Why even live?
Are you guys really virgins? Why haven't you been able to put it in somebody?
Dat feel when tu smrt to fun during summer
You go to your mom's house to visit her and see her being fucked by a chad like this. What would you do?
my mom's dead. So that chad would be fucking a skellington my man
>>37607291
Chad's fucking desperate. :/
>>37607291
can we get salsa?
MUSLIMKEKS, HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING STARVING YOURSELVES? HAHAHAAHAHHAA
>>37607282
It's only hard the first day. After that you don't even feel hunger anymore, in spite of not eating for a whole day.
>>37607282
I've kept yom kippur, it's only hard when you're a child, yes parents make their children starve for yhwh
A Smash Mouth concert is going on near me
>>37607248
oh look summer has arrived.
go back to r/montageparodies you fucking underageb&
sage
Tendies tendies fresh out the oven,
with a little chilli sauce,
that's how I love 'em.
>>37607221
I wonder if that kid ever made his way here.
>>37607236
I wonder if you'll ever shut the fuck up
>>37607241
Heh, get a load of this guy
Pls post comfy dischords here robots, ravioli ravioli this is originoli
>>37607195
heh, nice try kid
you managed to get passed my filters
now I have to use 10% of my power
prepare to die
>>37607243
Hekkin wot? Originolo
comfy dischords here robots
discordapp.com/invite/cEzePAq
The Yankees? I love the Yankees!
>talk to someone mid day
>message them about something in the evening trying to make small talk
>talk about the same fucking shit I did in person
>realize this after I hit send
I always forget what I talk about with people, anyone else like that here?
So I just realised that Jason is the ultimate robot,he is autistic,ugly,cannot socialize and hates normies so much that he kills them
And he's a momma's boy, don't forget that.
They shouldn't have been fucking while his ass was drowning.
Would Freddy be a Hijak type of robot if he never had a kid?
Too tall and he got close to getting laid in Jason X.
>little to no interest in obtaining gf because of access to internet porn
>enormous interest in having children and being a husband and father
>>37607156
Rip. F
>>37607156
Get acquainted with divorce law.
>>37607266
>muh "all women are out to get me" robot narrative
>masturbated for 4 hours straight
>had one of the biggest orgasm I ever had
>came so hard it went throught the toilet paper
>went into the bathroom to clean my hand
>look at myself in the mirror
>think I'm actually not that bad looking
>noway.jpg
>keep looking at myself making different faces
>still think I'm good looking
Is there a relation between finding yourself attractive and cumming real hard? Is it because there's endorphin left from cumming?
I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror before. I never felt this good about myself. I suggest you try this out for yourself, you might feel better about your face. It might be temporary though I don't know
could be
if I were tan and buff I'd feel better but I've barely seen the sun in years and it's all too late now
I'm brain fried
>>37607136
I'm not tan or buff either. I just though I was good looking, still do right now. Don't when it'll wear off but I hope it's never
>tfw you're so lonely that you get a practice bf even though you're not gay
I'm straight and married but I'd kill for a practice bf
Lol you guys are losers