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>Be Me
>Right now
>Pest control guy comes over
>Am so terrified of social interaction I've locked myself in the bathroom like it's the shining or some shit
>Have waited for half an hour

Should I go check to see if he's gone?
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>>37607388
I hear him talking.
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wait whos he talking to if its one guy dudude
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>>37607617
There's these things called cell phones where you can talk to someone who isn't in your presence

What are some online jobs that people do, I need money
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>>37607338
https://www.thepennyhoarder.com/jobs-making-money/wfh/the-best-survey-sites-to-make-extra-money/
http://moneysavingmom.com/2011/09/how-to-make-money-writing-for-ehow-com.html
https://www.mturk.com/mturk/welcome (SLAVE LABOR WAGES)

>tfw no weeb Chinese friends

Why even live?
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Are you guys really virgins? Why haven't you been able to put it in somebody?
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Dat feel when tu smrt to fun during summer
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You go to your mom's house to visit her and see her being fucked by a chad like this. What would you do?
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my mom's dead. So that chad would be fucking a skellington my man
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>>37607291
Chad's fucking desperate. :/
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>>37607291
can we get salsa?

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MUSLIMKEKS, HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING STARVING YOURSELVES? HAHAHAAHAHHAA
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>>37607282
It's only hard the first day. After that you don't even feel hunger anymore, in spite of not eating for a whole day.
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>>37607282
I've kept yom kippur, it's only hard when you're a child, yes parents make their children starve for yhwh

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A Smash Mouth concert is going on near me
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>>37607248
oh look summer has arrived.
go back to r/montageparodies you fucking underageb&

sage

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Tendies tendies fresh out the oven,
with a little chilli sauce,
that's how I love 'em.
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>>37607221
I wonder if that kid ever made his way here.
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>>37607236
I wonder if you'll ever shut the fuck up
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>>37607241

Heh, get a load of this guy

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Pls post comfy dischords here robots, ravioli ravioli this is originoli
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>>37607195
heh, nice try kid

you managed to get passed my filters

now I have to use 10% of my power

prepare to die
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>>37607243
Hekkin wot? Originolo
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comfy dischords here robots

discordapp.com/invite/cEzePAq

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The Yankees? I love the Yankees!
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>talk to someone mid day
>message them about something in the evening trying to make small talk
>talk about the same fucking shit I did in person
>realize this after I hit send

I always forget what I talk about with people, anyone else like that here?
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So I just realised that Jason is the ultimate robot,he is autistic,ugly,cannot socialize and hates normies so much that he kills them
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And he's a momma's boy, don't forget that.
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They shouldn't have been fucking while his ass was drowning.
Would Freddy be a Hijak type of robot if he never had a kid?
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Too tall and he got close to getting laid in Jason X.

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>little to no interest in obtaining gf because of access to internet porn
>enormous interest in having children and being a husband and father
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>>37607156

Rip. F
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>>37607156
Get acquainted with divorce law.
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>>37607266
>muh "all women are out to get me" robot narrative

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>masturbated for 4 hours straight
>had one of the biggest orgasm I ever had
>came so hard it went throught the toilet paper
>went into the bathroom to clean my hand
>look at myself in the mirror
>think I'm actually not that bad looking
>noway.jpg
>keep looking at myself making different faces
>still think I'm good looking

Is there a relation between finding yourself attractive and cumming real hard? Is it because there's endorphin left from cumming?
I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror before. I never felt this good about myself. I suggest you try this out for yourself, you might feel better about your face. It might be temporary though I don't know
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could be

if I were tan and buff I'd feel better but I've barely seen the sun in years and it's all too late now

I'm brain fried
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>>37607136
I'm not tan or buff either. I just though I was good looking, still do right now. Don't when it'll wear off but I hope it's never


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