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>>38948485
Are you fat as well?

>>38948513
190lbs, not really fat, but no skinny either.

I used to work out.

>>38948485
>200lb
>cute gf
but that's a contradiction

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL FAGGOT

>>38948450
I've failed at being socially adept. Just can't do it. But whatever, I'll proudly be a sperg and see if that nets me a spergy gf one day

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>>38948450
really made me think
orgignal

I know of one adopted femanon. Nice girl. She's got pretty bad anxiety and stuff. I hope she's doing ok. I wonder if she managed to go to the store like she was trying to.

>>38948523
No anon she never reached the store
She starved to death because she was too scared to go get groceries
The third world is truly a fight for survival

>>38948552
I wonder why she didn't eat the food the other people in her house go out and buy

My gf smells like cheese ;_____; shes from sweden and i wanna kms

>>38948410
All women smell fucking good. Except fat ones. Their obsession with food scented perfumes is annoying.

Sometimes women pass me on the street trailing a wake of sweet-smelling perfume and I wish I were dead.

>>38948407
Now did you black out before or after you fell?

>>38948753
Simultaneously, as the shower washed the soap off as I hit the tub.

Got blacked the fuck out.

tell me your vision wise man

Atheism is in the same boat as transgenderism
trying to prove something you can't really prove

>>38948357
Yes it is, are you retarded? But how is being anti-transgender good? Being anti degenerate fag is alright because they pose a legitimate threat to society but mentally ill people who have gender dysphoria aren't hurting anyone. Let em transition, doesn't cause any issues.

>>38948404
Transgenderism isn't trying to prove anything lol and atheism is stupid I agree, better to be agnostic and accept that no living human knows the truth

>>38948347
Yes it is OP. It is entirely fine.

It is never okay to have a flat chest.

Only if you live around San Francisco and give me your Discord.

Bayer is a company that makes drugs.

>>38948362
I'm talking about the pills they make. Sorry

>>38948378
The Aspirin to be specific

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>>38948325
Club Promoter.

>>38948591

How many tats do I need?

The real robot career is accountancy. I go to a college with a top 5 accountancy program, and a whole lot of us are robots. But we're robots that will be making a whole lot of cash 10 years down the road when we're senior managers at a Big 4 firm

Nobody will want an autist like me as a partner in the firm, but that's okay. You can still make great money as an accountant without being on the partner track and doing the grueling hours that come with that. Not to mention, the "work" that a partner does is almost entirely getting new clients and making sure the clients are happy, and that sounds more like being a car salesman than being an accountant to me. I don't want to go that route

You ever see that show George Shrinks on PBS Kids back in the day? He was some 1 foot tall little fuccboi who dated some normal sized girl. I always wondered if she used him as a dildo for sex.

First, what would happen after the manual insertion of the two inch tall human is the breathing. The manually breathing, which you are now doing. Furthermore, the game, and also a winrar is not you. And finally, your entire body itches.

>>38948309
probably suffocate, or break bones

>>38948176
As easy cum-recepticles for the lonely and misfortunate!!!!

bending over for chad

They're meant to help other woman raise their children. They have no purpose now though.

They drink and fuck, that's why poor white trash and niggers have so many kids

>>38948203
I assumed those two are implied
I just want to do something... exciting

>>38948172
go see a shitty adam sandler movie drunk

>>38948046
fuck that mouth is scary looks like anime alien some shit what the fuck

So? People get hit with accidents, cancer and shit like that every day. It's not fair that you don't get to experience such luck, right?

>>38948062
Nothing wrong with her mouth.

that's a tough call. how long have you been dating these girls?

>>38948035
One is the first date, the other is the 4th date but she knows we aren't exclusive yet.

>>38948083

if 4th date girl knows you're not exclusive FOR SURE, like you've talked about it, then it's whatev. however, I think that first date girl may be under the assumption that you are currently not seeing anyone. it is respectful in this case to tell her that you are not looking for exclusivity so she can decide whether or not she desires to pursue a second date with you.

>>38947916
Because you spend too much time on tumblr you narcissistic landwhale

>>38947990
i dfont even go on tumblr

>>38947916
because you secretly wish they would rape you.
just tell everyone you're gay already and want to be gangraped