Do you have any plans for your existence after a hypothetical nuclear holocaust? I will gun down any normie I come across in the wasteland, then take their shit. I'll be a bandit I guess, fuck I love violence.
No apocalyptic daydreamers on /r9k/?
You are too young to post here.
i could kick your ass OP
>tfw the personality type that is the "life of the party"
>tfw I don't go to parties and people never hit me up on their own
who else here a cyborg on the edge of breaking down into full robothood? i feel like i don't have any reason to keep trying
>tfw infp
Why was I even born...
>>37043220
Fuck off, you'll find someone nice to talk to eventually
I had some online friends before, way back before this one asshole broke my heart (no homo) and just blocked me over a joke
Give it time you'll find a reason
>tfw INTP and oneitis is a full blooded INFP
Am i done for lads?
>get /r9k/ gf
>she likes BBC
why is god so cruel
>>37043141
>implying /r9k/ boys aren't into way more degenerate shit than that
>implying this means she will leave you for a nigger
>being this much of a bitch
>>37043258
>I got triggered the post
Relax
It means she dated that nerdy black guy who loved one piece and jazz music while excelled in all his classes
Is this really such a problem?
What is your favorite movie when you're sad, when you feel lonely ?
i'm talking about a film that make you feel comfy
Mine is "Her", I like to watch this movie again and again when I feel alone
I wish I had something that made me feel not lonely anon
It was a nice movie but it was a little hard to watch and it broke my heart in the end
Might sound silly but it's Chronicle for me
It's so nice seeing 3 guys become best friends and have all that fun and possibilities just to have it all change in the end. I cri every time
I don't know, Gladiator, or Children of Men
I want a blowjob from Babs Palvin, bros ;/
Wouldn't say no to that.
I wonder if there's anyone that cute with robot tier personal skills.
>>37042927
Cool. I want to be the Chairman of the Federal Reserve.
I don't want to do anything
I don't want to study
I don't want to work
I don't want to eat
I don't want to wake up every morning
I don't want to leave the house
fuck this gay earth why did I have to be born it's fucking bullshitI don't care if it's a shit thread I just wanted to vent
>>37042569
Same
Oregano pasta
>>37042569
That's just how it goes, bud. Fuck all of you normies who don't feel the same way also you guys need to lurk moar
I feel like existing is such a burden and while I don't want to die, I don't really care for living either. I just exist, looking and hopefully finding some purpose or interest to get me going.
Fuck this.
oops... sorry NEETs - hopefully employers won't mind too much about that gap on your CV
hey, you can show them the sonnets you've written!
>>37042394
Smells like Jewish propaganda to me.
>mfw anyone disagreeing with the statement has to imply that NOT working will get you out of poverty
cheeky as FUCK desu senpai
Teresa May can't say anything that isn't completely anodyne and trite.
Let's hear what you sound like anons. Do you have a nice voice or a bad one? You can usually tell a lot about someone by how they sound. Maybe you're a lot better than you think you are.
>>37042285
O-ok, why not.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LzjsjTdtHO
I never know what to say in these things :(
>>37042473
Same original problem here
1. take 8values political axis quiz
2. post results
3. yell at anons who disagree with you
https://8values.github.io/
oregano commment required
injecting this thread with patrician ideology
>>37043561
you. I like you.but in an original way
who high school dropout loser here? tell me where you at in your life now
>>37042144
We're robots, not degenerates
>>37042144
college drop out loser here. 28 and living with parents jobless and hopeless also fallen into alcoholism. At least I am still decently fit. Looking to the future now cutting my drinking down and looking for a job and possibly considering military.
Dropped out at 16 primarily because of social anxiety and other mental issues. Got my GED at 18, started community college at 20. Now I'm 26, only a little over halfway done with my bachelor's degree. Unemployed, live with parents. My life is kind of okay except I have a huge problem with procrastination and the internet. Even though I only take one or two classes at a time, I still really, really fucking struggle to pass because I am such a bad procrastinator. So I have all the problems that procrastinators have: periodic panic and anxiety, depression, apathy, self loathing, shame, etc etc
Can we get an elementary/primary school story thread going?
>Best times?
>Cringe?
>Troubles?
Not primary school but fuck it I want to post this
>be 15 year old me
>At school, Break
>Sit next to my friends, one of which has older contacts who can provide drugs and shit
>"Hey anon! Want to have one of the brownies I baked?"
>It was early so I didn't think much of it.
>I take half and he takes half
>Tastes disgusting but I don't want to hurt his feelings
>I tel him that it tastes good
>He gives me a smug look
>"Theres weed in them anon, they're weed brownies"
>Everybody at the table looks at me
>I just laugh and didn't think much of it
>Thought he was shitting me
>Hour later
>Math class
>His eyes are all red and I start laughing
>Can't stop laughing
>Laugh for 2 hours non stop
>Everybody looks at me like I'm a retard
>Next day I was known as that kid who does drugs at school or that junkie
>mfw
Posted this story before but here goes
>12 years old
>School play coming up
>Teacher decides the class is going to perform a few of the song and dance numbers from Grease
>Whole class spends weeks practicing with dancing partners
>Girl I was partnered with said I was gross and refused to hold my hands during practice and made me promise not to touch her as we acted out the moves
>Fast forward to night of play
>My partner doesn't show up
>I'm hurt but figure at least I won't have to be in the play after all
>Wrong
>Teacher frantically tries to find me another partner before giving up and telling me to just dance off to the side
>I tell her I don't know any dance moves but she refuses to let me sit it and and insists I participate
>Cue rest of class going through synchronized song and dance movements and looking great as I autistically do the Macarena out of tune and sync a few feet away from them
>There are still pictures of me dancing off to the side to this day
>>37043305
Pics or it didn't happen anonoriiiginalio
So who wants to absolutely ruin a man through constant trolling? Can give more info on the situation as well as a phone number and address to those interested.
>>37042052
I wouldn't mind calling a complete stranger. Hit me up nigga.
>>37042052
Damn OP, what's the story behind this?
>>37042097
Extra points if you say your name is Matt
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>too conservative to be left wing
>too liberal to be right wing
Why does politics have to be so hard?
Politics is for brainlets.
>>37042015
This to be unoriginally honest.
Same boat OP
I'm extremely left wing in some respects and extremely right wing in others, contradictively so.
Giving names to a collection of ideologies is beyond me, hence why I will never understand politics
ITT: we sharw our weird dream experiences
Last night i had one of those inception dreams where you keep "waking up" but your still in another dream. Really fucked with my head when i actually woke up.
>>37041884
>tfw third sleep paralysis in a row
I'm scared to sleep
I woke up, checked the time, went back to sleep and when I woke up it was 40minutes earlier
It either was a really vivid dream or I can turn back time
I had a really bad fever the other day and dreamed i was reading a book. That was it i was sitting and reading a book. The book does not exist in reality but i read it fir hours and it was really good. I cant remember what it was about other than it was a warhammer 40k novel.
Welp, I lost my virginity this weekend at a whopping 27 years old.
I always felt like such a weirdo for being that old and still being a virgin. I felt like people who were 20+ and still virgins had something kind of fucked up with them since they were missing an integral human interaction that the rest of society enjoys.
But that's dumb. Having sex was nice, but I feel exactly the same.
There's no rush, guys. In fact, you don't even need to do it at all.
It feels just like masturbating, except a little nicer.
>>37041825
Think you can come here and pretend you're not a Chad wanting to get rid of the competition?
SOrry m8, wont work
>>37041825
It's not the physical pleasure of sex that makes me feel like I'm missing out, anon, it's being unattractive or autistic enough that I can't achieve that level of intimacy with someone. It's awful seeing people around you getting laid so easily and you can't help but feel bitter about it. You start thinking "What do they have that I don't?". You start wondering about it all the time. Am I ugly? Do I stink? Am I just not funny or charming? Can people tell? I feel as though there's a piece of me that's missing, that makes me less human than every one else. And it's not that that piece is sex it's that that piece is what's preventing me from losing my virginity. I just feel subhuman because of it all and it only gets worse every day.
>>37041825
Why do normalfags come on here and forcefully tell us how we should feel?
Fuck off you utter cunt.