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post your ideal bods
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how do i into orb mode /fit/?
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>>37043450
All my hnnnng. Who is this qt?
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>>37043490
that's orb you fucking newfag

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why the fuck is it so hard to find strangers on the internet to meet and/or chat with the vague possibility of doing some sex stuff??
I put an ad on CL last night (not my first time doing so) with a straight dick pic, the best I have, and my phone number and all you get is 1000 robots scamming for your credit card info.
I did receive one text at 3am from a dude who wanted to suck my dick but I had to politely turn him down.
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idk dude, somebody burnt the boats
I've done the same shit with a face pic and never got anything
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>>37043311
but how much of fucking loser am I for wading through an endless sea of scambots just for some type of interaction with another human being?
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>>37043274
I posted ads on cl but only ended up fucking a guy in like his 40s good bj and cumming felt great

Do you have any plans for your existence after a hypothetical nuclear holocaust? I will gun down any normie I come across in the wasteland, then take their shit. I'll be a bandit I guess, fuck I love violence.
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No apocalyptic daydreamers on /r9k/?
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You are too young to post here.
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i could kick your ass OP

>tfw the personality type that is the "life of the party"
>tfw I don't go to parties and people never hit me up on their own

who else here a cyborg on the edge of breaking down into full robothood? i feel like i don't have any reason to keep trying
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>tfw infp
Why was I even born...
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>>37043220
Fuck off, you'll find someone nice to talk to eventually

I had some online friends before, way back before this one asshole broke my heart (no homo) and just blocked me over a joke

Give it time you'll find a reason
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>tfw INTP and oneitis is a full blooded INFP
Am i done for lads?

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>get /r9k/ gf
>she likes BBC

why is god so cruel
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>>37043141
>implying /r9k/ boys aren't into way more degenerate shit than that
>implying this means she will leave you for a nigger
>being this much of a bitch
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>>37043258

>I got triggered the post

Relax
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It means she dated that nerdy black guy who loved one piece and jazz music while excelled in all his classes

Is this really such a problem?

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What is your favorite movie when you're sad, when you feel lonely ?

i'm talking about a film that make you feel comfy

Mine is "Her", I like to watch this movie again and again when I feel alone
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I wish I had something that made me feel not lonely anon
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It was a nice movie but it was a little hard to watch and it broke my heart in the end

Might sound silly but it's Chronicle for me
It's so nice seeing 3 guys become best friends and have all that fun and possibilities just to have it all change in the end. I cri every time
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I don't know, Gladiator, or Children of Men

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I want a blowjob from Babs Palvin, bros ;/
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Wouldn't say no to that.
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I wonder if there's anyone that cute with robot tier personal skills.
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>>37042927
Cool. I want to be the Chairman of the Federal Reserve.

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I don't want to do anything
I don't want to study
I don't want to work
I don't want to eat
I don't want to wake up every morning
I don't want to leave the house
fuck this gay earth why did I have to be born it's fucking bullshit

I don't care if it's a shit thread I just wanted to vent
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>>37042569
Same

Oregano pasta
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>>37042569
That's just how it goes, bud. Fuck all of you normies who don't feel the same way also you guys need to lurk moar
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I feel like existing is such a burden and while I don't want to die, I don't really care for living either. I just exist, looking and hopefully finding some purpose or interest to get me going.
Fuck this.

oops... sorry NEETs - hopefully employers won't mind too much about that gap on your CV

hey, you can show them the sonnets you've written!
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>>37042394
Smells like Jewish propaganda to me.
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>mfw anyone disagreeing with the statement has to imply that NOT working will get you out of poverty

cheeky as FUCK desu senpai
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Teresa May can't say anything that isn't completely anodyne and trite.

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Let's hear what you sound like anons. Do you have a nice voice or a bad one? You can usually tell a lot about someone by how they sound. Maybe you're a lot better than you think you are.
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>>37042285
O-ok, why not.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LzjsjTdtHO
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I never know what to say in these things :(
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>>37042473
Same original problem here

1. take 8values political axis quiz

2. post results

3. yell at anons who disagree with you

https://8values.github.io/
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oregano commment required
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injecting this thread with patrician ideology
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>>37043561
you. I like you.

but in an original way

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who high school dropout loser here? tell me where you at in your life now
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>>37042144
We're robots, not degenerates
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>>37042144
college drop out loser here. 28 and living with parents jobless and hopeless also fallen into alcoholism. At least I am still decently fit. Looking to the future now cutting my drinking down and looking for a job and possibly considering military.
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Dropped out at 16 primarily because of social anxiety and other mental issues. Got my GED at 18, started community college at 20. Now I'm 26, only a little over halfway done with my bachelor's degree. Unemployed, live with parents. My life is kind of okay except I have a huge problem with procrastination and the internet. Even though I only take one or two classes at a time, I still really, really fucking struggle to pass because I am such a bad procrastinator. So I have all the problems that procrastinators have: periodic panic and anxiety, depression, apathy, self loathing, shame, etc etc

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Can we get an elementary/primary school story thread going?
>Best times?
>Cringe?
>Troubles?
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Not primary school but fuck it I want to post this

>be 15 year old me
>At school, Break
>Sit next to my friends, one of which has older contacts who can provide drugs and shit
>"Hey anon! Want to have one of the brownies I baked?"
>It was early so I didn't think much of it.
>I take half and he takes half
>Tastes disgusting but I don't want to hurt his feelings
>I tel him that it tastes good
>He gives me a smug look
>"Theres weed in them anon, they're weed brownies"
>Everybody at the table looks at me
>I just laugh and didn't think much of it
>Thought he was shitting me
>Hour later
>Math class
>His eyes are all red and I start laughing
>Can't stop laughing
>Laugh for 2 hours non stop
>Everybody looks at me like I'm a retard
>Next day I was known as that kid who does drugs at school or that junkie
>mfw
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Posted this story before but here goes

>12 years old
>School play coming up
>Teacher decides the class is going to perform a few of the song and dance numbers from Grease
>Whole class spends weeks practicing with dancing partners
>Girl I was partnered with said I was gross and refused to hold my hands during practice and made me promise not to touch her as we acted out the moves
>Fast forward to night of play
>My partner doesn't show up
>I'm hurt but figure at least I won't have to be in the play after all
>Wrong
>Teacher frantically tries to find me another partner before giving up and telling me to just dance off to the side
>I tell her I don't know any dance moves but she refuses to let me sit it and and insists I participate
>Cue rest of class going through synchronized song and dance movements and looking great as I autistically do the Macarena out of tune and sync a few feet away from them
>There are still pictures of me dancing off to the side to this day
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>>37043305
Pics or it didn't happen anon oriiiginalio

So who wants to absolutely ruin a man through constant trolling? Can give more info on the situation as well as a phone number and address to those interested.
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>>37042052
I wouldn't mind calling a complete stranger. Hit me up nigga.
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>>37042052
Damn OP, what's the story behind this?
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>>37042097

Extra points if you say your name is Matt

4 0 7 9 5 5 2 1 4 7

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>too conservative to be left wing
>too liberal to be right wing

Why does politics have to be so hard?
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Politics is for brainlets.
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>>37042015
This to be unoriginally honest.
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Same boat OP
I'm extremely left wing in some respects and extremely right wing in others, contradictively so.
Giving names to a collection of ideologies is beyond me, hence why I will never understand politics


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