post your ideal bods
why the fuck is it so hard to find strangers on the internet to meet and/or chat with the vague possibility of doing some sex stuff??
I put an ad on CL last night (not my first time doing so) with a straight dick pic, the best I have, and my phone number and all you get is 1000 robots scamming for your credit card info.
I did receive one text at 3am from a dude who wanted to suck my dick but I had to politely turn him down.
Do you have any plans for your existence after a hypothetical nuclear holocaust? I will gun down any normie I come across in the wasteland, then take their shit. I'll be a bandit I guess, fuck I love violence.
>tfw the personality type that is the "life of the party"
>tfw I don't go to parties and people never hit me up on their own
who else here a cyborg on the edge of breaking down into full robothood? i feel like i don't have any reason to keep trying
Fuck off, you'll find someone nice to talk to eventually
I had some online friends before, way back before this one asshole broke my heart (no homo) and just blocked me over a joke
Give it time you'll find a reason
>get /r9k/ gf
>she likes BBC
why is god so cruel
What is your favorite movie when you're sad, when you feel lonely ?
i'm talking about a film that make you feel comfy
Mine is "Her", I like to watch this movie again and again when I feel alone
I wish I had something that made me feel not lonely anon
It was a nice movie but it was a little hard to watch and it broke my heart in the end
Might sound silly but it's Chronicle for me
It's so nice seeing 3 guys become best friends and have all that fun and possibilities just to have it all change in the end. I cri every time
I want a blowjob from Babs Palvin, bros ;/
Cool. I want to be the Chairman of the Federal Reserve.
I don't want to do anything
I don't want to study
I don't want to work
I don't want to eat
I don't want to wake up every morning
I don't want to leave the house
fuck this gay earth why did I have to be born it's fucking bullshit
I don't care if it's a shit thread I just wanted to vent
I feel like existing is such a burden and while I don't want to die, I don't really care for living either. I just exist, looking and hopefully finding some purpose or interest to get me going.
oops... sorry NEETs - hopefully employers won't mind too much about that gap on your CV
hey, you can show them the sonnets you've written!
>mfw anyone disagreeing with the statement has to imply that NOT working will get you out of poverty
cheeky as FUCK desu senpai
Let's hear what you sound like anons. Do you have a nice voice or a bad one? You can usually tell a lot about someone by how they sound. Maybe you're a lot better than you think you are.
1. take 8values political axis quiz
2. post results
3. yell at anons who disagree with you
who high school dropout loser here? tell me where you at in your life now
college drop out loser here. 28 and living with parents jobless and hopeless also fallen into alcoholism. At least I am still decently fit. Looking to the future now cutting my drinking down and looking for a job and possibly considering military.
Dropped out at 16 primarily because of social anxiety and other mental issues. Got my GED at 18, started community college at 20. Now I'm 26, only a little over halfway done with my bachelor's degree. Unemployed, live with parents. My life is kind of okay except I have a huge problem with procrastination and the internet. Even though I only take one or two classes at a time, I still really, really fucking struggle to pass because I am such a bad procrastinator. So I have all the problems that procrastinators have: periodic panic and anxiety, depression, apathy, self loathing, shame, etc etc
Can we get an elementary/primary school story thread going?
Not primary school but fuck it I want to post this
>be 15 year old me
>At school, Break
>Sit next to my friends, one of which has older contacts who can provide drugs and shit
>"Hey anon! Want to have one of the brownies I baked?"
>It was early so I didn't think much of it.
>I take half and he takes half
>Tastes disgusting but I don't want to hurt his feelings
>I tel him that it tastes good
>He gives me a smug look
>"Theres weed in them anon, they're weed brownies"
>Everybody at the table looks at me
>I just laugh and didn't think much of it
>Thought he was shitting me
>His eyes are all red and I start laughing
>Can't stop laughing
>Laugh for 2 hours non stop
>Everybody looks at me like I'm a retard
>Next day I was known as that kid who does drugs at school or that junkie
Posted this story before but here goes
>12 years old
>School play coming up
>Teacher decides the class is going to perform a few of the song and dance numbers from Grease
>Whole class spends weeks practicing with dancing partners
>Girl I was partnered with said I was gross and refused to hold my hands during practice and made me promise not to touch her as we acted out the moves
>Fast forward to night of play
>My partner doesn't show up
>I'm hurt but figure at least I won't have to be in the play after all
>Teacher frantically tries to find me another partner before giving up and telling me to just dance off to the side
>I tell her I don't know any dance moves but she refuses to let me sit it and and insists I participate
>Cue rest of class going through synchronized song and dance movements and looking great as I autistically do the Macarena out of tune and sync a few feet away from them
>There are still pictures of me dancing off to the side to this day
So who wants to absolutely ruin a man through constant trolling? Can give more info on the situation as well as a phone number and address to those interested.
>too conservative to be left wing
>too liberal to be right wing
Why does politics have to be so hard?
Same boat OP
I'm extremely left wing in some respects and extremely right wing in others, contradictively so.
Giving names to a collection of ideologies is beyond me, hence why I will never understand politics