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>what a nice hairline you have anon
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Thanks. I like your glasses
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>>36310111
Thanks. I like your trips
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Thanks I really needed a compliment today!
>Today was an a o k dayyy

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Met this girl on tinder, had a chat, gave her my number. She rings me one day, we have a chat, somewhere we organise to meetup at a park near her house. I walk over, meet her, she's way hotter than I thought and 2 faggots who are walking their dogs try hitting on her but she colds them for me, we talk, things are good.

Few nights later she rings me asks if she can come over, I'm like yeah cool. Some guy drops her off at my house, she comes in and kisses me then takes her clothes off except her red lingerie and just jumps into my bed. I'm stunned but just get to work, we fuck a few times and sleep together.

She tells me how she has 4 brothers and one of them had a friend who molested her. Damn thats fucked.

Find out later she has no brothers. Find out later the name she gave me isnt her name. Id been calling her Sarah Blogs for like 6 months and her name was Hannah Realname.

We stopped seeing each other and she got really into fitness and became an escort.

Still the hottest girl I ever fucked. Being lied to so easily really made me distrust women from then.
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>women on an app entirely devoted to fast sex are unstable
gee who'da thunk it

also there is nothing wrong with the narcissistic personality disorder
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>>36310322
yeah she is pretty much the perfect woman. i cant believe the pussies who leave them because they dont really love you or whatever like lmao
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>>36310322
Narcissistic women fuck up the childhoods of their sons and daughters tho.

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recognizing that there isn't a god is one thing; recognizing why there isn't one is another. There is no such thing as random and everything is math. humans are just organic computers and every other living thing is just a shitty human abet extremely minor differences that we only see as significant base on our own programming. If there was a god he'd just be another math based thing which as a result wouldn't really make him a god at all. humanity ponders things like the "simulation hypothesis" or god and etc only because we haven't passed the threshold of realizing were just a bunch of animals that live to reproduce and otherwise just do whatever based on previous imprinted programming from evolution. deep deep deep down no one actually recognizes what "your not special" means and thus half of what we do beyond breeding is in relation to trying to prove the concept wrong.

its like recognizing girls are just dudes with micro-dicks (clitoris) and no balls. Its something no one wants to truly recognize beyond just the thought because it could ruin a degree of suspension of disbelief
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yay, my morning dash of determinism to go with my hot steaming cup of nihilism and absurdism. thanks OP.
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>>36310049
I wonder how and where she rests that tongue with closed mouth.

Also
>she will never lick your balls while giving bj
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>>36310049
Most girls got normal healthy looking penis, so there your theory goes.

Btw, how can i get my tounge to be so long?

>waIk in
>see this sweaty feet dangling
>wat do?
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Be sorry for oppressing her by being born a white male and ask to smell her feet
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wonder what happened to the walls, floor, and ceiling
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>Make it stop make it stop
>Please no

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ITT: We HNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>36309956
What kind of aircraft is that
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>>36310206
t-Wing

Oregano Aircraft
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>>36310206
I think It's a PZL-Mielec M-18 Dromader

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>tfw white devils forced their vapid capitalistic culture on your country and expect you to be grateful
>tfw white people claim to not be responsible for the oppression of my people but accept the benefits of doing it
>tfw no white gf to degrade, impregnate, and abandon
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that's a nice nigger wojak, mind if I steal it?
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>>36309915
Fuck off, quintuple nigger.
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>>36309915
Let's just remember that the mean IQ of Africa is somewhere around 70. This means that a non-negligeable amount of the population could be considered retarded in medical terms.

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>Get woken up by loud noises
>Open front door, walk outside
>See this

What do you do
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>>36309883
Smile while a lone tear runs down from my left eye.
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>>36309883
Hahaha that's a good one!
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Be surprised that my prayers actually came true

what's up you social misfits? i got banned from pol so i'm moving my shit posting over here
why haven't you virgins had kids yet? pathetic betas
let me teach you how to breed
ama
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Can't be worse than the traps and blackbots.
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>>36309886
ama cunt
what is your question of this genetically superior chad?
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>>36309874
>banned from /pol/

What sort of shit did you post that made you get banned from fucking /pol/?

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I like this picture a lot.

original
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>>36309868
I do too, would suck benis all day.
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>>36309868
Isn't this the trap that wore diapers and shit her(male)self live on webcam?
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>>36309975
Yes.
>stewin and brewin

as a relatively new faggot to this board, can someone explain oneitis and why it's bad in a non-cancerous way? i dont seem to be getting the memo
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Personally, I see a "oneitis" as an absolute soulmate, a match made in heaven, which I doubt a lot of robots realise when they use this term.
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>>36309866
i was under the impression posters use it to describe a crush or someone they really like, which doesnt seem harmful.
with all these self-loathing cocknostrils on this site, your explanation shows why everyone wails about it
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>>36309851
Its only bad when your "one" shows no interest in you. It makes you look weak.

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It will never go back to how it used to be. The infection ruined this board. All threads on this board is about sex, tfw no gf, being friendless, my feelings, or im just different type of threads.
I honestly cant put on the blame on the normies because you weak beta robots are eating this shit up and loving it. Thought Ill never say this be /b/ is a better board than /r9k/ now. If you enjoy talking about you special snowflake feelings to other mentally ill special snowflakes, then /r9k/ and FUCKING TUMBLR is perfect for you shit stains. Farewell to the old /r9k/ you will be missed.
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>>36309669

What did it use to be like? It's been like this for years
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quality b8

originallioa
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>>36309669
Bye you won't be missed

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Are any of you guys in uni or have graduated from uni. If so then what major did you or are you pursuing?
Pic unrelated
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I take online classes but got a dorm, i smoke weed all day and cheat on quizlet
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>>36309658
In my 4th year of Construction Management degree.

Will be up for next 5 hours doing assignments on dubtrack if anyone wants to share tunes.
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>>36310284
I'm doing my degree online too. It's great, I hardly ever have to leave the apartment or deal with people.

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>19 year old fembot
>my crush is... 18
I'm devastated. People will think I'm a cougar.
Would you date a girl a year older?/Would you date a guy a year younger?
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>>36309641
One year is nothing. Five and more is something to think about.
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>>36309641
Ive dated a girl 2 years older and 2 years younger. Nobody gives a shit
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>>36309641
wow, you are such a strong and courageous girl OP. you are inspiring. please respond to this so i can give you more attention.

how do I get over fear of talking to people online? I can only text-chat.

This a good first step learning how to make friends? I know if I'm 21 and can't even talk to poeple on discord I'm pretty far gone, but it's mainly my awful voice that makes me anxious around people.

Please don't post if you've never experienced real social anxiety or being a loner.
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tfw I spent 500 seeing a speech therapist and she was only willing to recognise one of my lisps. Maybe I need an acting coach to fix this? I have an 's' lisp and a really nerdy voice with an american accent (I'm Eurofag - people have asked me irl if I grew up in America it's really humiliating).
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>>36309610
Are you on Random discord by chance? They have a couple rooms limited to only 5 people, but a lot of them are pretty cancer. As expected from 4chan at least.

Anyways, truly it is difficult, and self motivating yourself is always the hardest part. You'll typically need someone you like to say, "Hey man, come on. Let's VC it will be chill" or something of the sort, games could possibly help too as long as you're not playing with assholes you can just say a small bit of useful info for whatever needs to be done if your team is lost, or don't know where an enemy is.
There's no easy way of doing it.
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>>36309610
Can't answer that much because I'm worse than you.
I actually refuse to get into discord and IRC circlejerks that are killing 4chan desu.
>I know if I'm 21 and can't even talk to poeple on discord I'm pretty far gone
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE


But anyway, I guess you gotta fix your voice a lot and I hope you don't fucking breathe from your mouth OP.
Good luck with making good friends OP.
Goodnight

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What advice would you give your son for browsing 4chan, hypothetically? Assume you want him to browse 4chan.
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>>36309590
I don't, I never mention it and make him learn by himself.

I'm not a shitty parent that will make their own son an outcast virgin neckbeard that was kicked out of the whole society.
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>>36309608
>Assume you want him to browse 4chan.
ERRRRRRRT. Try again mother fucker.
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>>36309590
To hoard dank frog maymays

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