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>>35443446
Fuck off retarded protestants enjoy the glames of hell for eternity you retarded autists who take everything literally

>>35443472
This. Protestants defile the tradition and sanctity of the faith for cheap and cultureless fanatasism.
t. atheist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyaNhr61QQY
>tfw OP can't even spell 'stupid' correctly

>>35443426
Just remember anon upbringing has absolutly nothing to do with how you are now as soon as you're 18 its literally all your fault

>>35443426
I wasn't lazy until 19, I was always the top student in my class and exercised daily

>>35443426
I just did as I was told, you wanted me to do this world.

>>35443405
I did for a while. Life burnout is pretty easy to get and difficult to combat.

>>35443405
No, I don't dream of getting a job, I only dream of killing myself

>>35443484
If you really wanted to kill yourself you would have, something still keeps you with us, anon.

>>35443271
Not much different than 2010s.

>>35443281
You dont think much has changed since 2007?

>>35443271
same shit but more depressed and overall dead inside and outside

rip-a-dip-dip, anon. No one lives forever.

regret that it wasnt you.

Thats what I would feel

>>35443247
i wasnt close to em but 2 dudeds in my class died of cancer, we had many jokes throughout their cancer periods about how the school is so shit it causes cancer ect ect. sweet release of death came to them sooner than to everyone else.

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Because you think girls hate you and you post on /r9k/.

They don't hate you, they just don't think about you - never mind that they gossip about what a loser you are, or laugh at you from across the room, or whisper about how they find you creepy.
Remember, you're not that important, and you should just chill.

They don't care. In the rare moments of being aware of your existence, what they feel towards you is contempt and derision. As to why, well... because you're the kind of fucking retard who posts on a board devoted to whining, obsessing over women, and feeling superior to "normies" because you like to wallow in your lack of social skills (which take a few months of practice to get to a decent level, by the way, if you crybabies actually tried) and do zero stimulating activities, either physically, intellectually or emotionally.

I haven't seen this board in seven years and decided to check if it got better or worse, holy shit you chucklefucks are a riot. I actually couldn't resist a binge, especially considering I'm at the final moments of a speed weekend and that fucks your ability to switch what you're doing to something else. Time to wrap it up, though, by reminding you that you're all narcissistic pansies most of whom would become competent socially in six months or so of fucking talking to people and grinding your social skills, but you won't. Of course not because you faggots love the aesthetic of the depressed loner, the feeling of being the protagonist of a moody drama. You imagine yourselves to be like Travis Bickle (never like the hackers from Die Hard 4, though, who are much closer to your reality), you wallow in it, and you never fucking get over yourselves like I did once upon a time, get your shit in gear and end up a goddamn social butterfly who's made stunningly hot honeys scream more than ones. Stay in that shit and try not to think about what happens when your parents die or kick you out too much.

Regards, someone who got out.

>>35443113
I am gay would you like to fuck me?

>>35443249
>would you like to fuck me
maybe

>>35443113
Are you gay? Or straight? Male or female?

gonna assume nothing happened if no one says anything

>>35443063
Yeah i saw it too but i think nothing happened

bumping this still here

Did you mainline it, or are you a pussy?

>>35443056
>seems like you need to be weak minded if you can't go a week or two without it
well that's the thing about heroin, it's one lf the few drugs that can create a physical - not just psychological addiction.
If you di become addicted, it won't (just) be your mind that's gonna be craving it, it's gonna be your body too, similarly to how it craves for water and food
But, you don't get immediatly addicted to heroin, supposedly it's harder to get addicted to it than it is with cigarettes

just be careful anon, don't do it too often

>>35443056
My drug of choice is weed.
Normie tier I know but it helps me socialise and not feel so normie (implying robots socialise)

just fantasy

girls dont poop

>I actually asked a girl if she poops in elementary

>>35443069
So did she poop or not?

you can be a failure elsewhere

get out of her house

>>35443082
this
if you still live with her you are her property, she made you, she owns you.

>>35443042
I swear that if I ever have a son that turns into a beta shutin, I'm kicking him out at 18.

i watch twitch tv

>not so bad secret
what if my only secrets are completely terribly bad

>>35443020
Reported to the FBI.

>>35443039
Then, uh, share your least bad one I guess?

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>>35442937
*ruins your dreams*

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>>35443646
*knocks can out of hand*

"heh pathetic ningen"

I somehow respect spiders more than other creatures lurking in my house. They hunt flies and parasites, and their hunt does not compete with ours. They also keep to themselves in corners or dark places, not even "getting in the way". They are also misunderstood and feared by normalfags. I keep them safe, allow them to hunt in my domain, and they rid my domain of filthy fliers.

Spiders are the ultimate bros to humanity, much like dogs.

>>35442895
GET AT ME CUNTS

>>35442895
wow man this thread is really dead

Just found a robot there, we spend half a hour talking about samurai jack, hokuto no ken and getting ripped.

Surprised that he was such a cool dude, I have never talked with a robot before

is that alie n >?

>>35442945
ey lammo