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>best friend lost his virginity at 22-23 years old
>he fell for the girl
>they tried to have a kid
>he found out she was cheating on him
>he breaks up with her
>she's pregnant now
>he doesn't know if the baby is his or not

it's not fair, at every turn his life gets worse. he doesn't deserve this

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What's the point of getting a non-virgin gf. She'll always remember her first, and her first will always be the most important to her. No other guy will ever compare to the first guy who took her virginity. It'll always be a 'special' memory, and you won't ever be able to compare.

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Who here /shitpersonality/ ?

I'm decent looking and tall, but my personality sucks. I'm introverted, not friendly, always serious, my sense of humor is dry, I'm boring and I think other people are boring. As soon as I start talking to anyone they get cold on me.

Anyone else know this feel?

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I'm still obsessed with guy I met in WoW 8 years ago

Hubby and I have played World of Warcraft together since late Vanilla (think AQ). Back in tBC (8+ years ago), met guy (36/M) who said he'd never been in love. Took it as a challenge that I would make him fall for me, backfired and I ended up falling for him. I thought we were friends but after a raid in Black Temple where I bitched at him for not knowing a fight (he was the raid leader) he had me kicked from the guild, told everyone that I was stalking him, and blocked all contact from me. Admittedly I was clingy and annoying but I wasn't stalking him... at least not then.

Over the years the feelings I had for guy have waned but never really gone away. I have tried to contact him with no avail but have kept tabs on him through whatever he's left public on the Internet. Recently discovered that he's still playing WoW and moved toons to where he was, but haven't tried contact. Just have his toons on my friends list.

I told hubby that I still have feelings for this guy. His response was that he wasn't happy about it and he still loves me but ultimately if I decided to leave, hubby would be able to move on with his life. I love hubby but idk if it's a mid-life crisis or 17-year itch.

Ultimately what I would like from guy is a chance to redeem myself, or closure. If I can't have him, I want to be able to get over him, and to me the best way is if he actually tells me what the heck went wrong.
I guess I want to know how to best approach him so I can actually get a response, or how to get over him if he keeps on ignoring me.
thanks

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Hey anon, it's Valentine's Day, why aren't you go out a girl?

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What good changes have SJW's ACTUALLY accomplished?

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Why do fembots always ask for Granddaddy Purple and Northern Lights?

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Who /cancer/ here?

What's your star sign?
Is Cancer the most robot sign?
What sign is the most >tfwnogf?

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>Your score was 40 out of a possible 50.
Scores in the 33 - 50 range indicate significant Austistic traits (Autism).

Let's weed out the normans. Autism test!
https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/

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Yo NEETs and crazy robots. Why dont we start a gang or organized crime familia?

I mean, its not like we have anything better to do. And its not like we have the money to do anything with ourselves and our lives.
And its not like we give a shit about society or people/normies in it.
Its also not like we care about being alive or our lives, otherwise we wouldnt be NEETs.

Why not do this? Live in cheap motels or on the streets and survive by mugging people, robbing places and shit. Lets do it faggots, it will be fun. Also better than suicide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXuEOdgTFJY

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a thread for any and all discussion related to the act of masturbation
i'll start

>masturbate as much as I want to (3-4 times a day)
>feel depressed and unmotivated

>decide to do nofap
>after 3 or 4 days, libido becomes so high that I get distracted in class gawking at some girl sitting in front of me, regularly get unwanted erections in public, and start checking out men in addition to women

i'm going to try moderation next, a consistent limit of one time a day

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I started a new job recently, after having been a NEET for a while. I really hate it: I work part-time as a laborer for a college. It involves cleaning shit up, and mopping and sweeping. The pay is terrible, and so are the hours.

But what most triggers me is my parents. When my father found out about this job, he yelled at me ("You have a college degree! Why the Hell did you stoop to cleaning bathrooms and mopping floors??? Is THIS what you studied for?"), and made me feel infinitely worse about my job. I hate it, but I've been a NEET for a while, so I see no other alternative than to keep this job.

On the other hand, my mother constantly asks me about work ("How'd it go?"/"What do you do?"/"Do you like it?"). And she gets angry because I don't answer her and keep quiet, or tell her to shut up if she won't stop asking. She doesn't seem to grasp the idea that I hate the job, and that I don't want to talk about it or deal with it after hours.

I'm just getting drunk right now because I can't deal with what I've become: I'm a janitor, basically. I have a job application in right now for a position I'd actually like, but - with my luck - I know I'm going to get rejected, and have to stay here at this job with its terrible hours and literal slave-wage.

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Any robots ever escape neetdom at 25+ ? I'm currently getting fit and back in school but I am going to need a job soon. Any advice on finding a job ? Is security guard the best job for a robot ?

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This tattooed/pierced edge lord keeps snap chatting my girlfriend and I see recently she has started liking his Facebook photos. I've asked her about him before, and she brushed it off saying he started sending her perverted memes and she started ignoring him, but this was 3 weeks ago. I still see snaps from him come in on her phone when I glance at it.

I'm a trusting guy. I'm very principled and morally sound, and my girlfriend damn well knows that. When I run shit, it's with an iron fist, but I show very apparent and true affection towards her. I pay for just about everything between us so she is reliant upon me. I consider myself a solid mate and play a solid masculine role in our relationship. But this weasly edgy fucking faggot seems to be perving on her, and based upon my deductive reasoning, he would have gotten the hint and stopped if she told him to, or stopped responding to him. I have a suspicion that she's entertaining it because she likes the attention. What do?

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The most dreaded of days has arrived.