Ask a former beta sperg anything. Went from being a fat kissless virgin to a muscular "chad" with a qt gf and previous hookups
I was in your same spot years ago and am here to offer my advice, change is possible robots
Yeah I need advice. You know how I can get to /soc/? Its the board for people like yourself, I'm sure you've heard of it.
I need to know where it is so I can tell you to leave r9k for soc and stay there.
Let your anger leave you child, i am but a simple charitable wanderer
I was thinking if it is seen as unusual to be a wizard who is the oldest virgin here? The oldest NEET?
I'm 34 years old but I regularly see posts with similar or slightly older ages.
I'm looking for the picture of Speedwagon with the caption "Co-producer Speedweed"
Pic related: The one I'm looking for.
Here you go friend, I happened to have just the one
how do people just talk to other people?
yes i'm talking about omegle
i try to communicate, but I end up
just insulting the other person
to hide behind my own nervousness
how do you guys do it?
if you're a blackbox you prob shouldn't reply
>arguing on 4chan
>thread is off topic
>report thread after reply
>it gets deleted so I get the last word
Glocky in the whip, glocky in the whip
And I'm cocky, fuckin' on a thotty
She just wanna plot me, bitch can't stop me
I'm riding in a Mazi, this ain't even my Mazi
Oh, that's not yo' thottie, yo' bitch look like a aunty
Walked in with Ashanti, damn, that look like Shanti
Damn, that look like Carti, I think dat be Young Carti
I came up from nothing nigga, you can't tell me shit
Did it on my own; check out my neck, check out my wrist
That's why I ain't never 'spected it it to be like this
Yeah a nigga gettin rich, that's why everyday we lit
>this guy has a qt wife whom he gets to fuck whenever he wants; meanwhile you're still a virgin
what do you have to say in your defense?
What are some good conversation starters? I just want to fucking talk to someone but I don't know what to say.
>be at bar
>8 drinks in and get the balls to talk to qt 3.14 next to you
>"h-h-hi, im anon, hows the weather"
>spaghetti literally gushing out of pockets
>stacy responds with one word answer and then pretends her friends are calling her
>sit there hiding pain
>no one will ever love me
theres no point anon, conversations are pointless
>"ehhhkk heheheh it tickles slow down anon!! Thanks so much for helping me out tonight Anon, I've got that big beach date with Chad tomorrow...gotta look my best ;)"
If I had a GF I woudln't even mind prepping her for Chad
Its not Like I would get off on it happening, Im not a cuckold...just a lonley beta who would be willing to turn a blind eye to it for a gf
>stopped at gas station bathroom after visiting grandparents
>penis accidentially rubbed against the bowl while taking a shit
>spend 5 minutes washing water on dick and paper toweling it off
do i have aids now
Fembots, when did you start cosplaying and why?
Aren't you concerned that a lot of people think cosplayers are a bit screwed up?
>people are still lighting fireworks
Its been 3 days. Go to fucking sleep
Finally I feel good.
It took shot of 40%, opamox and joint. Hopefully iw will last.
/kissless virgin pride/
>Unvirgins will never know what it feels like to be clean
Not once we've had to suffer by the hands of the disgusting THOT. Stay proud boys, you're fighting an uphill battle.
do libtards have any response to this?