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Edgy? Edgy. How edgy are you, r9k?
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GUYS I NEED YOU!!!

Going through something, I cant explain, I might jinx it, I need motivation!!!!

Please respond, I need this!!

Tell me I can do it, get through it, SOMETHING please! I need positivity, and I hope to God it will all be for a good cause!
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>>38492062
Fuc off You fagg
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You're going to fail. You should kill yourself.
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Good luck OP, I would like to help you better if you could maybe tell us what you're talking about...

Well, I just remembered that I loved trains when I was a little kid, and I learned that my grandpa loaded boxcars after the war until 1979. He always called me his buddy. I just put those pieces together and now I'm bawling my eyes out.
Positive family stories thread?
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>Be me
>15
>Family's having a 4th of July party
>Alphafag bumps into me
>I drop my phone and it shatters
>Still works but screen is messed up
>I run into my room to see if I can fix it
>Feel the urge to wank
>Start beating my meat
>Get text
>Look at my phone as I finish
>Cum all over phone
>It won't turn on
>mfw I broke my phone
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>15
Bye kiddo
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>>38310982
I am pretty sure that OP is talking about something that happened to him in the past and isn't actually 15 years old, you autistic idiot. Or maybe I'm the autistic idiot idk.
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>>38310982
Blast form the past, old fag.

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Why don't we simply kill all the women?

I'm tired of being eternally cuckolded.
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Lurking for dank memes boss? Willing to join whatsup meme group boss? Then comment and if enough comments I'll post link
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>>38310915
Boss? Why you leave boss?

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>oh god they can totally smell the sex on me
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Get the fuck out.

Get the fuckity fucking fucker fuck out you fuckity uppity fuck. Fuck you.
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when the girl that succed you off post on instagram how Good it was

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What's the point of dating when I'm not special in any way?
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>>38310854
Everyone's special in their own way, dude. You can get a gf (or bf) if you try.
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>>38311160
That's nice. Good.

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Robots, what are some of your late night antics?
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I walk outside at 2 am in my socks and just sit in my car playing the drive ost.
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>accidentally log onto an account and change the password
all i wanted to do was watch techno
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I climb trees in other people's yards and stay up their for hours with my phone browsing websites and smoke weed.

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Why do kids like me so much?

There is always some child relative of mine who wants to come over and play games with me but not a single adult wants to talk to me. Is the effect of autism?
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Kids are accepting of people. My brother has legit autism and my kid cousins love to play with him.
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>>38310842
It's because your mental and emotional growth was stunted while you were still an adolescent. It's why age doesn't equal maturity or wisdom

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Recently I discovered a new method of execution from China.
Death by 1000 pieces you would be cut to pieces slowly while the also try to keep you alive.
So Robots what is the worst way you think there is to die?
(No cheating don't say death by 1000 pieces or that you want to die serious answeres only)
Pic related
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>>38310788
The slowest death possible, of old age.
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>>38310822
Wow
You got me there

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w-w-w-what are you doing here in the girI's changing room?
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>>38310729
scoping out dem titties
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>>38310763
Is this what happens when you go into the girls changing room? I should do that more often.

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>back from the gym already, faggot?
>where's dinner?
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>>38310712
>>38310712

'you'

*lets in pack of feral dogs from street*

'MY /FIT/ GF NEVER INSULTS ME YOU TUB OF LARD'
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>>38310712
oh no a nipple 404d

any cute girls in here?
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Mnope...
Originalasalways
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>>38310698
I want to kick a girl in the ribs with a spinning side kick.
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>>38310698
None of this makes sense to me, how do these make someone cute? And what is the word smart one?

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wait... you guys aren't seriously virgins are you?
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHH pfttttttttttttttttttttt
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