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>have to work in a factory from 4pm to 3am

What are you folks doing today?
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>>37815383
so, what sucks about your job?
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>>37815383
Good job senpai, I'm proud of you
>work 6am-5pm in a factory
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>>37815410
From what I can tell it's tedious bullshit like crewing on lipstick caps for 10 hours

>>37815446
I haven't started yet, today's my first day and I don't expect it to last.

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Guess whos back, Back again,
The game, You lost again
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>>37815236
Haha i don't get it therefore it doesn't affect me
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>>37815236
>DONTACKNOWLEDGETHEGAME

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I am a monument to all your sins.
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>>37815224
What is trying to represent?

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I'm in a bind robots

So my landlord has stopped getting a cleaner in and decided to get the tenants to sort out a schedule between ourselves.

Problem is is that I'm lazy and piss in bottles in my room and shit exclusively at work.

I really don't want to do shit I don't have to, but I don't want my housemates to know that I piss in bottles.

What do?

Also post floor plans.
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well if you have a drain, pour the piss down it you fuckwad, and while you're at it febreze and clean up your space too

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Its kind of pointless, theres no reason your opinion shouldn't be honest, even moreso on the internet. Its something that really bothers me, along with people that say DESU. Do you think it adds more substance to your post or makes you more credible if you say you're being honest in the post? should I assume every post you've made that doesn't have "to be honest" in it is dishonest and doesn't actually reflect your opinion?
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>>37815160
Honestly shut the fuck up OP desu
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>>37815205
please take that back mister street
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>>37815264
Globalization refers to the free movement of goods, capital, services, people, technology and information. It is the action or procedure of international integration of countries arising from the convergence of world views, products, ideas, and other aspects of culture.Advances in the means of transport (such as the steam locomotive, steamship, jet engine, and container ships) and in telecommunications infrastructure (including the rise of the telegraph and its modern offspring, the Internet and mobile phones) have been major factors in globalization, generating further interdependence of economic and cultural activities.

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I made this story on /b/ but the thread 404'd.

What do ya think?
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it 404'd for a reason dickhead

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>the Chads and Stacy's of my highschool are already starting to look like shit due to getting wasted out every night and overtanning
>I still look young for my age

Feels good.
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[YOU CONFIDENTLY STROLL THROUGH THE CHADS AND STACIES UNTIL THIS BLOCKS YOUR PATH]
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>>37815129

AND BE A SIMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHRGGHLL

KIND OFFH MAAAA YAAAA EE YAAAA EE YAANNNNNNN
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>>37815129
I know two Chads who are going bald, but not me.

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Why does the zeitgeist wage war on the natural pussy? Damn I want to fuck this hairy snatch.
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I think a better question is why do you insist on perpetually making this thread?
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>>37815013

Because I love hairy pussies
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>>37815002
>natural
>shaved legs
You are just picking one form of fashion and pretending anything we do is 'natural'
Aurgument from naturalism is a fallacy anyways

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>have to take a big shit
>anus prematurely clenches and snips off the last bit of poo
>don't have the grip to remove the straggler
>have to wait until a new turd joins with the remaining one to be able to fully shit out everything
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>>37814985
>get into shower
>reach a finger up in there and swirl it around
>clean everything
Bam. No more poop in you
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Me IRL bro, i cri evry tim ;(

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>>37814971
[s4s] is the next board down, buddy

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>Auntie found the smegma slide
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>>37814918

>Auntie

poo in the loo
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>>37814918
>smegma slide

wut

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Little story for you guys to make you feel better

>be me, couple of days ago
>have party at my place
>qt3.14 i dont know is there as well
>everyone gets drunk
>after a while everyone leaves but her
>decide to accompany her to her home (same street)
>we arrive, i come with her to her room
>start making out
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>she says she doesn't want to have sexytime
>cuddle a little
>fall asleep
>next morning, i leave but decide to throw my number into her letterbox
>text for a day, she doesn't answer anymore

TFW i almost got sexytime in 2 years and now she won't talk to me anymore...
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>>37814904
Should have fucked her anyway, or at least wanked off on her bathroom floor to shake the blue balls. Her fault for leading you on and wasting your time.

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so I don't have a social circle nor really any friends who would introduce me to chicks, but tonight I fingered a homeless chick. we would have banged but logistics were bad and I left her with some meth dealers cuz she kept asking them if she could suck their cocks.
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hockey sure is a rough and tumble sport. My grandson plays hockey and Im worried he might get "tackled" or "red-carded" by one of the more unsavory hockey-folk

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how does it feel roasties that you will never be young again?

99% of guys won't even give a second glance once your 20+ and don't even bother typing in a 4 in your ulbar once you're 16+ lmao
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a totoro game for the gbc would have been neat
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>>37814675
cool, how often do you HUG?
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>>37814675
Anon am I going to have to report you to the police you pedo?

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What tv show, song, etc best describes what love is like nowadays? Why marriage is down the shitter, courtship is dead, etc.
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>>37814626
love gun by kiss. wew. used to really love that song till i realized it was about his dick. i guess its still good. would be better if i wasnt such a half a fag. still good shit tho.
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>courtship is dead
i bet you're a such a gentleman
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>>37814782


Not necessarily that but more-so just the changing relationship between men and women dating.

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