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>>34078930
>I'm a robot

Already at a bad start with your identity. As to why anyone would associate themselves with this shithole is beyond reason. Read up on enough hobbies and you're bound to find something you'll find enjoyable, if there isn't already one of your hobbies you're glossing over.

>>34078930
your gay my man

>>34078930

people like you are so pitiful although i do not feel sympathy i just think its kinda gross just kill yourself if you are truly so void of any passion or interesting characteristics you are useless lol

>>34078898
It feels kind of disgusting to admit, but I have a fetish for older women because my mom and grandmother never stopped spoiling and coddling me as a young boy.

>>34078898
source on this, please my friend

Anyone who answers yes to the first question should not longer be allowed on /r9k/

Managing to keep a legit and real mommy gf is an experience only comparable to true nirvana. Those lucky few know not the struggles of mere mortals such as us.

>>34078870

Apply to more colleges next year and work/take CC classes in the meantime. You don't need to go to one of those schools to be successful.

>>34078870
Go to Berkeley like the other Stanford and MIT rejects. That's what I did.

>>34078870
Go into a military college. Went into US merchant marine academy, only 10k per year, good qualifications afterwards, and ability to join the navy as a commissioned officer after college. Need approval from a congressman from your state tho, which can be difficult

Don't give up hope OP

>>34078866
I'm pretty much you only seven years older.

Only I hoard 3d JAV instead of hentai and have never had roommates since I never moved out.

>>34078914

Explain to me the appeal of 3d JAV? It seems like most of the actors are butterfaces, and actual good-looking japanese models stay away from porn.

you are hopeless yeah but there is people here that jerk off while cover themselves in shit and not even mention the tulpamancers so you are hopeless fat and a fag but most degenerate? no way

e.g: if the requirment for an object to be seen by the human eye is light hitting the object and then the eye, and there is no shadow(s) around said object and its vicinity one can deduce then that no light is hitting the area and thus the object can't be seen (assuming hypothetically you make out the fact that there are no shadows because it's pitch dark, if it is in fact dark).
Just like the shadows being an indicator while also being merely a by-product, same goes for virginity, and just as the shadows were a rather convoluted way of coming to the obvious conclusion that the object couldn't be seen since it's dark, same goes for virginity when it comes to deciding whether someone's a robot or not. And just like the fact that an absence of a shadow doesn't necessarily mean that there's no light, since the light could be hitting the object from multiple angles eliminating the shadows, such an exception can exist for robots and virginity as well, food for thought.

Now that we have our four criteria (and some other information as well) it's time to find the link between them, and what I think is the core reason responsible for the existence of us as robots and consequently why we're on the brink of our extinction:
I'll try to sum it up simply and quickly but it might come out as being all over the place so bare with me: we are the by-product of a very unfortunate (for us at least) period in history, this is where our age comes into play. The manifestation of the 90's and early 00's. We were called the "Me me me generation" by Times at some point, Millennials. However, we aren't what's so objectively bad about Millennials, we're, robots are a step beyond that: the failed experiment, if you will.
Cont

Imagine dividing a number and getting a remainder, robots are that remainder, the undesired prototype, the ones that rejected the system but were nonetheless shaped and molded by it. Now what makes a Millennial? It's the narcisstic nature which is fueled and supported by society because it sells on social media or earlier on reality TV and so on. But what happens when you're excluded from it? When society tells you about your individualism but you're left behind failing to feed your narcisstic desire for attention and approval?

Now this is where the mental conditions come into play as well as the "western society" part, and while some could argue that it already came into play when I mentioned Millennials, while I see the reasoning it shows itself much better here:
For our rejected selves there was a niche of our own, however, and while not everyone was directly apart of it most were subjected to its influence. I'm refering to the emo culture of the late 90's-mid 00's. The sub-culture that glorified the idea of depression, of being alone, of being misunderstood, and while it was just a gimmick designed by a marketing team because it sold, to many of future robots it was what defined who they were, the music that "understood" them, that was different than the happy-go-lucky one of the people who will later be called "normies", the nihilistic outlook and deemed everything everyone else viewed as important to be of no meaning and so on. But that is not all, for while the young minds of the outcasts were being shaped into embracing their loneliness, their "uniqueness" they were also fueling their narcisstic needs by watching movies, cartoons and anime, all of which at the time told the stories of heroes who fight against greater odds and always come on top, who from being losers turn into saviors, heroes who always get theirs at the end.
Cont

The little "me me me" mind kept telling itself "one day that will be me" of course reality is nothing like that, and that day never came, with every passing day, month, season, year sending the shaping robot deeper down the rabbit hole, into worlds of fantasy that prevent their proper assimilation into the adult world by re-shaping their outlook on reality from the "healthy" perspective that shapes the mind of the normie to the broken one of the robot that refuses to accept the fact they're just a background character in life.

However, western culture took a sharp turn into the optimism recently, with health, acceptance, care and love becoming the "cool" norm to be a part of. Where ideas such as nationalism, socialism and any other idea that supports and promotes the concept of "together as a group for a better tommorow" is now cool, where caring for one another is cool. And the concepts of depression? Nihilism? They still exist, however in an ironic self-deprecating manner around those who consider it as a "statement", because all of a sudden every 15 year old on the internet is "so depressed lmao". To illustrate the point better, while a bit "unprofessional", I'd like to point at this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSa368X1Z2w because while being comedic in nature, it illustrates perfectly what I'm trying to convey.

So the conclusion:
Depressed people, outcast, lone wolves, whatever, will always exist however, we as robots, not just the sad bunch, not just the ones that couldn't get a gf, not the ones that are shy, but the ones that are lost, the ones that have no place that have no redemption in this world, we're a rare by-product of this passing generation, and for better or worse and whatever else it could be worth: we're a breed of our own.

>>34078850
no

final fantasy origins

>>34078850

yes. and don't return. have an adventure.

>>34078850
That sounds fucking awesome, man. Get a few overpriced beers, go a little nuts. Try and make out with her if you can.

I'd kill for an opportunity like that.

out of curiosity what band is playing and what's the girls policy on getting fucked up

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Brother, one of us will live and since you are about to die I see no point. I need the corn too give me energy. You disappointed me for being weak. Our mother gave up on you like I am doing now. I hope you have a painful death

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>>34079062
Brother, you seemed to have stepped out of your place. Only the most capable can enjoy these yellowy goods. Get back or suffer my wrath!

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Cousin, why are you all so attached to this so called "sweet" and "succulent" corn?
How cant you see that you get feed by the man only for get murderer and eaten? I know you migth no be able to fly, but even the smalest of you could jump this fence for liberty.

The life on the wilds may be harsh, and the corn and grain shall not be plentyfull, but at least its not this short pointless thing you call "life"

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Do they think girls like this stuff?

>>34078774
>Why are guys such degenerates
Because women enable it.

Just like how when guys ask "why are women such sluts", womemes answer "wul cuz guys enable it, like, duh"

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>>34078774
This. Even worse are manlets that think the only reason women don't like them is because of their height. In reality they are fucking retarded and have shitty personalities topped with massive insecurity and rage fits.
I wish I could beat all men up, fucking pathetic.

>>34078763
Good idea and underrated post. Any idea where to find one?

>>34079201
I found mine on meetup.com

you can find them just by googling, however.

>>34078763

Support for what? Do they just sit around talking about general "feels"? That sounds worse than /r9k/ because it's real life.

>almost half the group (about 12 people) said they'd give anything to be in my position.
Oh so they're just going to say I'm just whiny and don't have real problems like they do just like how everyone responds when I try to talks about my problems.

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>>34078686
>never had the courage to just "do it" and visit a backpage hooker
>normalfaggots take the site down
>even though all the liberals and feminists who control the current social status quo say "hey women are just empowering themselves by being prostitutes, it's sex-positive feminism bro, just deal with it, its the current year"
>can't date women because I am a terrible undesirable lost cause

hope we see some more Elliots and Mercers from the outcome of this decision

>>34078686
This is only in for the US, right?

>>34078686
>AGAIN

NORMAN GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

at least he wasn't a mental midget

>>34078611
>die by having your nose pinched shut
he deserved more dignity than that, heroin addict or not.

>>34078624
He actuaIIy was

>>34078588
so what are the qualifications to be a bear?

>>34078588
Any reason you're asking?

>>34078622
>large male with excessive chub and/or muscle
>and lots of body hair

>>34078584
>too poor to buy new/nice clothes
>too poor to visit the dentist
>been wearing the same clothes since I was in HS (for about 7-8 years, with some new clothes thrown in rotation as xmas/birthday gifts)
>even if I got my teef fixed and whitened, and got nice/new clothes, I've still got a shit personality from being treated as "the ugly duckling" for my whole life

meanwhile there's no shortage of people who'll literally pay for an "ugly girl" to get a "makeover" out of their own pocket. I've accepted my status in life, it's whatever. The scorpion won't resist stinging the frog; we can't change our true natures.

Dressing better is a meme, I have never ever seen an ugly person improve their appearance by wearing 'nice' clothes. I'm sure it's meant to be just a social signal to say you have money and are hygenic, but it doesn't make you look better in itself.

Yes, absolutely. I only recently started wearing fitted clothes and I look a shitton better than I did.

Also growing a beard that you keep trimmed also helps show that you care about your hygiene. If you don't mind looking like a hipster numale.

>anime faggots are beginning to infect the overwatch community

stick to moba's with the other autists please

>>34078563
its alright we'll give you a .05 raise for the hardwork you put in. we need you to work overtime next week so thats the reason we're giving you the wage. just go back to sleep now no personal freedom you need ot be well rested for the work you do tomorrow. the business is going so good i cut my 80k salary to give you a .05 raise AND it could increase in the future. this is a great opportunity you have here.

t. shekelstein

>>34078594
overwatch was a cesspool from the start

you will never become a famous musician, ever

>>34078385
what genre?
mabey record an album of covers of songs you know well.

>>34078391
That wasn't my question